Dude, my parents kicked me out again.
Don't worry man, you can stay here anytime you want.
Thanks man.
Anything you want.
You're the best!
You're like a brother to me.
More than a brother...
We're best friends!
Hey, what can I get for you?
I'll have the bread platter please.
Okay, and for you?
I was gonna get a caeser salad
but I'll get a bread platter too.
Don't you have a gluten allergy?
Not if you don't, best friend.
Ahh that's adorable
(Gesture speaking) Hey, how was your weekend?
(Gesture speaking) So good, I finally dumped John
-You humped John? -No, dumped John
Oh, good, you go girl.
(Tries the same but he can't)
Whaat??!!
My mom's my best friend.
I am so happy you two are meeting.
You guys will get along so great.
I'll be right back.
So, Caitlyn, what are you...?
If you hurt my friend
I wil find you
I will kill you...
I will chop you up into little pieces...
and feed you to your family... got it?
(Scared as hell) Yeah... yeah, ye-ye-ye-yeah.
What are you guys talking about?
Cutting his dick off.
Ahh, that's so sweet.
Um, we're just friends.
Hey, how are you do...? Oh...
What happened to you?
I got elbowed playing volleyball.
Alright.
Oh my god, Kathy what are you doing?
Best!!
Best Friends!!
Best Friend Look!!
Best Friend Look The!!
Best Friends Look The Same!!
☆Bwefuls☆
I'm so excited to show you off to all my friends.
Yeah, me too, babe.
-Hey, girl. -Hey! Matt, meet my best friend, Kelly.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too.
Oh my god, Amanda!
(screams) Matt, this is my best friend, Amanda.
Hi... but I thought...
-What up, biiiitch?! -Biiiiitch!!
Matt, this is my best friend, Amy.
Hi...
Okay, hold on, how do you have this many best friends?!
Okay, you are literally ruining the meaning of the word 'best'.
-Okey, so who's your best friend? -Jordan Gutierrez, duh.
What?! Jordan's your best friend? Then what am I, man?
You're like... my best friend too...
I get it.
Yo, secret handshake.
You deserve... so much better than him.
(Sobbing) You're so sweet.
I wish I could meet a guy like you.
You know...
I'm a guy...
like me...
Maybe we could...
(Throwing up)
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
It's just... the idea being intimate with you is like... so disgusting to me.
It's ok... I still got a boner.
You're my best friend. Why would you tell her my secret?
Hey, dude, I got... um... something important to ask you...
Will you be my best man?
I love you.
Come here, my best friend! You're my best friend!
I think I love you.
(Inaudible) Is this on?
Oh, yeah, what's up, y'all? It's me again.
I just moved in to my dorm and I'm finally in person gonna meet my new roomie
and new best friend, Kyle.
We've been talking a while for months now
we like all the same things, like pleated slacks, drinking Ensure...
'sup, Cowdy? How does it hang?
-K-Kyle? -Yeah!
How old are you?
Age is just a number, fresh prince. Now slap me four!
lost a finger in war...
Yeah. You're my best-in-school-friend.
I'm so glad you could come over. This will be really fun.
Definetily. I'm kinda surprised Kathy isn't here though.
Yeah... I had to tell her we can't be friends.
She was just... way too clingy.
-Let's go bake some cookies. -Sounds awesome.
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