>> Stphen: HEY EVERYBODY!
WE'RE BACK.
WE'RE BACK WITH THE STARS OF "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING,"
SELENA GOMEZ, STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT.
SELENA, YOU'RE 29, RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND STEVEYOU ARE OLDER THAN THAT.
AND-- >> LIL BIT.
>> I'M 92, EXACTLY INVERSE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU GUYS SENSE THE GENERATIONAL DIVIDE?
>> THERE WAS NO GENERATION GAP.
IN THE MORNING SHE COMES OUT AND SHE PUTS UT OUR PILLS.
>> YEAH, IT'S NICE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S REALLY NICE.
INTO A LITTLE BOX.
>> THAT'S REALLY SAD.
>> NO, YOU KNOW, TELL THEM ABOUT THE "W.A.P." STORY.
>> OH, WELL, YOU PRONOUNCED IT PROERLY.
I ENJOYED, OBVIOUSLY LISTENING TO ALL THE MUSIC THAT WE WOULD
ALL LISTEN TO, BILLIE HOLIDAY, JONI MITCHELL, LOUIE ARMSTRONG.
BUT I DECIDED ONE DAY, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO JUST PLAYED
"W.A.P.".
>> (AUDIENCE MEMBER) YEAH!
>> AND-- AND-- AND THEN IT HAPPENED.
>> Stephen: YOU PLAYED IT FOR THEM?
>> YES, THEY WERE AT FIRST VERY CONFUSED AT FIRST.
BUT THEN THEY WERE ON BOARD WITH THE FEMALE EMPOWERMENT PAT.
>> IT WAS FANTASTIC, SHE WAS READING THE LYRICS TO STEVE AND
THEY WERE BOTH GOING HYSTERICAL.
THEN I WAS CALLED TO THE SET.
AND THEN STEVE CAME UP TEN MINUTES LATER SAYING, "MARTY, I
JUST HEARD THREE NE VERSES TO "NEW WHITE TOP HAT AND TAILS."
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>> Stephen: BUT YOU EXPLAINED SOME TERMINOLOGY THAT PERHAPS
WAS NOT IN THEIR VOCABULARY.
>> WE HAD, YOU KNOW...
>> I THINK YOU'D BESURPRISED.
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I KNEW SONGS LIKE THAT EXISTED, BECAUSE THEY GO BACK TWENTY
YEARS, EVEN THIRTY YEARS.
I DIDN'T KNOW: THEY WERE NUMBER 1.
(
YEARS?
>> OOOOH... I'LL TELL YOU LATER.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE WHERE YOU EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT
AN O.G. IS?
>> YES.
IN-- IN THE SCENE, SOMEONE SAYS "YOU'E AN O.G.." AND STEVE
WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS, WHAT DOES AN O.G. MEAN?
AND I SAID IT MEANS "ORIGINAL GANGSTER."
HE SAID, "OKAY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" AND I POINT TO YOU AND TO HIM
AND I SAY, WELL THAT' YOU, YOU'RE THE O.G.s.
SO, THEY GOT IT AND I TOOK A LITTLE VIDEO OF THEM TRYING DO
IT, AND THEY DON'T LOOK THAT COOL DOING IT.
>> Stephen: HERE'S A CLIP OF THE VOCABULARY SINKING IN:
>> OKAY.
SO, WHAT AR WE?
JUST TALK.
>> WE'RE THE O.G.s.
>> YES.
STEVE?
ARE YOU AN O.G.?
>> I AM SUCH AN O.G..
>> NO, YOU DON'T HIT THE "G" LIKE THAT.
IT'S NOT "G-E-E" (LILTING) "OH, GEE."
I'S NOT THAT.
>> OH GEE.
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>> Stephen: YOU ARE THE O.G.s, YOU KNOW THAT.
YOU ARE THE O.G.s.
>> YOU KNOW, MEAN THEE STALLION WROTE A SONG FOR STEVE BECAUSE
AS YOU KNOW, HE IS VERY PALE.
IN FACT, HE PLAYED ALL THE CHALK OUTLINES ON THE SHOW, WHICH IS
INTERESTING.
HE CAN NOT WEAR HIS SKIN PAST LABOR DAY- TOO WHITE.
BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE WROTE A SONG CALLED... EH... "WHITE ASS
PERSON," SO WE KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON.
>> Stephen: NOW THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF TEXTING GOING ON IN THE
SHOW, DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN TEXT CHAIN BETWEN THE THREE OF YOU?
>> NOPE, IT'S STRICTLY EMAILS WITH THESE GUYS.
>> Stephen: ROTARY PHONES.
>> AND THEY DO SIGN IT.
STEVE MARTIN... THANK YOU.
I KNOW.
>> BUT WHEN WE STARTED COMMUNICATING WE WEREUSING PAY
PHONES.
>> YUP.
>> Stephen: IS THERE AND TRADITIONS ON SET EVERYDAY?
I UNDERSTAND THERE IS ONE MARTY DOES FOR YOU.
>> IT'S MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE.
I LOVE WHEN WE GET TO READ THE NEWS OGETHER.
THEY JUST GO BOUNCING BACK AND FORTH WITH ALL THESE DIFFERENT
HEADLINES.
AND I LEARN A LOT.
>> LIKE
>> YEAH.
(
SHUT UP!
I DIDN'T >> HERE'S SOME OF THE HEADLINES,
WE BROUGHT SOME.
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT.
>> NO, WE BROGHT SOME OF THEM.
I KNOW I GET THEM FROM TH POST.
>> IS JILL BIDEN MORE LIKE KENDALL OR KYLIE?
MATT GAETZ TESTS POSITIVE FOR "COVID-I-THOUGHT-SHE-WAS-19."
(PIANO RIFF) (
>> WANT TO TRY ONE?
>> NEVER STAND BEHIND GWENNETH PALTROW DURING A CLEANSE.
THESE WERE HEADLINES, ACTUAL HEADLINES.
>> Stephen: NOW, THAT LAST ONE IS NEW YOU CAN USE, IS WHAT THAT
LAST ONE WAS.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUIK BREAK, BUT WHEN I COME
BACK, I WILL ASK THE TRIO WHO WOULD BE MOST LIKELY TO MURDER
SOMEONE.
STICK AROUND.
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