*Wapoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies
My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back to Sniper Elite 4.
Now this is the Target führer level
There's always one of these in the Sniper Elite games
Last time it was when..remember I had to shoot Hitler
and it was like you had to shoot him in the balls to make sure it was actually him
to see if you got the right one or not
Because apparently Hitler only had one ball
I don't think this is the same..I don't think I
actually have to kill Hitler or anything like that
anything as ludicrous as that
But it is a...
I don't know, it says I have to kill Richter...
I don't know who that is or what I actually
have to do in this but, hey
it's more sniper elite levels
that's the important part. That's all I care about.
I love this game.
It's so much fun.
And it's cool figuring out like
where everybody is and-
**Look at that. The Germans have got themselves an Impressive operation**
They sure do, amigo.
There's lots of fucking mines hanging around everywhere.
Good Lord, like these sea mines,
Jesus, dude.
That's a bit overkill, don't you think?
I'm not even in the sea
How are they effective up there? Ooohh!
I see a sneepy sneep!
It's sniper vs. sniper time again.
And we all know how that went down last time.
Jackaboy came up on top.
As I always do.
Oooh God. Who's spottin'? Who's spotting me!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Sniper!
Aaah! Hide! (high-pitched) Hide, Hide, Hide, Hide, Hide!
That- that's my go to manly hiding voice
You know what, let's fucking-- Aaaaaahhh!
Doesn't seem like he's gonna want to move so, uh
I'm gonna make him move.
A shot in the balls'll do the job.
That didn't hit him in the balls!
Why are you telling me this !? I fucking know this!
Aaaaahhh, there we go.
That's the one. Give it to Daddy. Give to Papa. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ahhhhh, right through his intestines.
I mean, it's great to know that you had chicken curry last night.
but that's not his testicles.
They don't call me the great testicle wrangler for nothing, you know.
Hello!
uh.. Die!
Fuck!
Ooooooh nice!
Sexy little headshot! (HeadShot M8)
Oh, he got a taste of my rod.
The gun's name is the Welrod,
okay, I'm not making a dick joke.
It's lit- He literally got a taste of my rod-
Keep up!
It's not all about dick jokes all the time. I mean, they are fantastic.
But sometimes, it's about more in life.
I need to be closer but I'm scaaaaaawed!
No. I'm not scared. You know what? Jack's never scared!
Fucking... ahhhhh! Slightly scared.
Okay, it's good to be a small bit scared. If you're not scared at all, then you have no-
(muttering in game)
-you have no fucking sense to live!
(gunshots) (pewpewpew)
Aaahhh- did I get him in time?
Yes.
That's the thing about this, there's no slow motion
Wait, is there--
OOOOOH good NIGHT Cinderella!
Fuck yeah that was awesome >:D
Okay
Dead little tappy tap tippy tap
tap tap
You okay? Is he dead? Confirm the kill!
[Over Radio] Confirm the kill
Oh no!
Is that the guy I'm supposed to kill?
Wuh the fuck
I DO have to kill Hitler!
I mean, how many times do you have to kill Hitler
in these fuckin' games?
Before he'll stay dead?
oooooOOOOAH
GOOD WILL HUNTING
Great movie, great movie.
Ooh, even better shot!
I think I'm fuckin' deaf here though! (Welcome to the JackSepticEye fanbase)
Firing a- a fuckin rifle
inside a bunker like this?
That is a shortcut to tinnitus!
Hmm...
I have no traps.
Which kinda sucks
because it means I'm gonna have to take out these guys normally.
And I kinda don't wanna do that
because- wait
Heeeeyyy
I fuckin' diiid it!
Oh that's a downstairs, okay. got it
nope nope nope!
Down to the fuckin' batcave I go!
Bye
Where are the supplies?
Suppliiiies muthafucka
Oooooooo Jack got 'em a new toy!
Ooo nice one
Feels actually a lot like the other one but shut up >:o
It's better >:D
Hiii!
How are you doing?
What?
Oh, not good? Don't shoot ya in the head?
YOU SHOULDA SPOKE UP SOONER, I WOULDN'T HAVE FUCKIN DONE IT THEN
Heah, I would (savage level mAx)
Someone's above me- SOMEONE wants a taste of my rod!
If that's really what they want, do we really wanna-
uh
deny them that?
He who wants the rod, gets the rod.
He who comes into my bunker, gets shot in the face!
Remember that one as well!
That's an important one, that's- (thahh) that's lesson two.
Uh oooh
Uh- okay
Keep going down,
Tha- That's good
Oooh shit
Dude- ooh dude, oooh dude!
That was the part you're supposed to protect!
The top of the head! [protection first always (; ]
That's the most vulnerable! *clicks tongue*
Fuckin' idiot.
He doesn't know how to not die (tsk tsk)
Which bodes well for me
[With accent] Hello little German friend!
How are youuu?
Oooh, where did I get 'em?
Aw I shot him in the fuckin leg!?
That's not-
GOOD ENOUGH (GET 'EM JACKABOY)
Mid range! Right in the heart! Get him!
*Jack waiting for amazement-gasm*
Ooh yeah! Oohh...
That's what we call a fucking casserole of kidneys right there!
All up in his shit!
Wait.. So what's the point of being able to drop these?
It falls into the water
like
*¯\_(ツ)_/¯*
Coool? Is there a boat that's gonna come across that I need to shoot these off for?
Mayyybe
Maybe I'll just do that. Maybe-
Y'know for once in my life I'll think ahead!
I'll think a slight bit ahead and
and
gear myself up for- for glory.
Ye- *gets shot at* fuckin' Jesus RUUUN
AAH
WAS THAT YOU?
WERE YOU SHOOTIN' AT ME??
Let's see how you shoot with one eye missin!
Yeah! How you feel about that?
You fuckin- You talk shit, you get hit.
You fire at me, I'll fuckin fire back
There's a guy down there
Where'd he go?
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