Some of you sitting there watching this right now,
thinking about, you know, how great your wedding day was
and how beautiful it was
and then found out that he or she was cheating on you.
You know what I mean.
So let's get ready to laugh.
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Ahella asks, "In this episode,
we were figuring out other --"
Oh! "In this episode,
you're figuring out other people's ancestry..."
We offer two methods of DNA collection.
Uh, the hard way and the fun way.
The hard way and the fun way.
The fun way.
Okay.
"...but what's your ancestry?"
That is a great question.
I'm from Staten Island,
which means I can be only one of two things --
Irish or Italian.
Um, my mother was born in Italy.
She came over on a boat.
Did I ever tell you that? On a steam --
Like on a steam ship.
My mother came here when she was two years old.
She didn't speak English until
she was like five or six or something like that.
Um, so that's what it is.
And then Irish because my father's side...
The name Quinn comes from my father's side --
Mostly Italian, but a little bit of Irish in me.
[ Clears throat ]
So there you go.
Neal asks, "Have you ever not 'been into work'
because a bad case of the shits?"
[ Laughter ]
Are you tired already?
of the shits.
[ Laughter ]
Firehouse, you can call out sick. That's the thing.
With the fire department, I can call up and be like,
"I got the shits" and they're like, "Oh, all right.
Well, stay home."
You know, you get sick days like any other job.
You got to go to the medical office and the doctor looks.
You can't just call --
That's the thing with the fire department.
You can't just be like, "I want a day off,"
you call in sick, 'cause when you call in sick,
you got to go to the medical office
and get checked out by the doctor.
So if you're claiming you have the shits,
you better be able to produce.
Um, but you do get a day off.
With "Impractical Jokers,"
as far as I can tell, you don't get a day off.
Um, you just don't.
And if you think you're getting a day off,
they're getting you in here.
I filmed two episodes of the show,
um, the day after I had a stroke.
We shot two bits and did it. No days off. No days off.
Ghost, "You all look genuinely crazy in those bathrobes
You should wear those every episode."
I agree. Ghost, I'm with you.
Murray, whoa. -[ Laughs ]
-Sal's got one sock on. -[ Laughs ]
Look at this guy! Look at this guy!
Robes are my thing.
Uh, at home, I have three robes.
I have a ratty one that I've had for years and years
that I call Vance. That robe's name is Vance.
It's a blue, standard terrycloth robe
that my friend Bryan bought me years ago.
Vance.
Then I have a silk robe that I bought
because Danny McBride wore it in "Eastbound and Down,"
and I saw his robe and I was like, "That's pretty cool."
I bought that for myself.
I wear that in the "Impractical Jokers" movie at one point.
And then my other robe --
Oh, it's just a Superman robe that I bought for myself,
has the symbol on the back.
I like robes. I agree with you.
Michelle asks, "How did the children respond
to the egg punishment after they were told it was a joke?
They looked like they wanted to murder you."
Joe: Go!
Go! Go!
Are you serious?!
Michelle, I was nowhere near those children.
The second I got out of that room,
I had to find the shower and shower,
and the smell of egg -- the stench of egg --
stuck around me for two days -- very soft, supple skin.
But I didn't see anybody after that.
I went right into a car,
to a shower that we film at on Staten Island,
so I went to my own shower, showered up.
Didn't see no kids.
And that's it.
Watch new episodes of "Impractical Jokers"
every Thursday at 10:00 PM
followed by "After Party" hosted by the one and only Joey Fatone.
Uh, download the new
"Impractical Jokers" Wheel of Doom game,
which I have yet to play as of this,
but I watched the guys play it the other day.
They said it was pretty fun.
Um...visit the "Impractical Jokers" Homecoming exhibit
at the Staten Island Museum through March.
And I would throw in, go get a hot cherry pepper pie
on Staten Island.
That's the Brian Quinn at Ambrosino's Pizza.
What's up? -What's going on?
Come in here. This is Shay.
of course.
I'm answering questions.
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What's your ancestry?
Where are your people from?
Um...I mean, I'm black.
What?!
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