And the star of the show, mayonnaise!
Don't you think that's a little too much?
No.
Want one?
No, I'm good.I prefer tortas anyway.
I knew you ate everything in sight, but eating tortoises is a bit much.
What? I said tortas, it's a Mexican sandwich.
Just think of your normal sandwich, but it actually tastes good.
I don't know anything about these 'tortoise' sandwiches, but I'm sure my bologna sandwich is better!
It definitely isn't.
You guys use basic white or wheat slices of bread, HA, pathetic!
Uhh, white bread is delicious.
What type of bread do Mexican sandwiches use?
Tortas have class.
They're typically made with bolillo or telera almost like a baguette or a french roll.
Where did that come from?
Anyway, have you tried a sandwich with a mustard and mayo combo?
Bomb!
Ha! I'm I supposed to be impressed by those ingredients?
Tortas are made with foods like refried beans, eggs, avocado, jalapenos, and the bread is toasted!
Well, sandwiches have all types of cold-cut meats like..
ham, salami, turkey, and oh my favorite.. balogna!
What! How is that a point for tortas? You didn't even say anything!
Tortas are made with respectable meats like
carne asada, chorizo, milanesa, and carnitas!
Yea, well, I have one last trick up my sleeve!
And that's all I need to end this nonsense.
American cheese.
That's cute.
Tortas use Queso Oaxaca, Panela, and Queso Fresco.
Checkmate!
A landslide win for tortas.
Sorry Chris.
That board means nothing, it's just your opinion.
Don't take my word for it, try it yourself.
Here, a torta de carne asada.
Fine.
So...
I hate to say it, but you were right!
The bread, the spread, the carne asada, the cheese..
everything unites perfectly in one bite!
What did I say?
Well, since I tried your sandwich now it's only fair that you try mine!
Yea.. that sandwich is still garbage.
I'm not eating that.
Fine, if you don't want it I'll have it.