Footballers React to the Sidemen Charity Match
MSN reunited at last!
God I’ve missed you guys…
Let’s do this…
What’s the paper and pencil for Timo?
I’ve heard this game has 15 goals - I figured I might get some tips…
Get comfy Robert!
A little horsey told me there are even more goals than when we destroyed Barcelona 8-2!
Can you lay-off the Barcelona insults?
These days it’s not very on-brand for me.
Oh, my apologies, Jeremy Lynch.
The Sidemen vs YouTube Allstars?
Who cares?
Can’t we react to Man United 8 Arsenal 2?
Dick!
It’s KSI with the merch promotion - oh he’s been wiped out by Speed!
VAMOS!
This is going to be fecking epic!
Though I have absolutely no idea who any of these fellas are…
That sounds a lot like my first training session at Crystal Palace…
Here comes Tobijizzle…
oh he’s been wiped out by Speed!
VAMOS!
The ref plays on!
VAMOS!
Tobjizzl didn’t even get wiped out by his own centre-back.
AMATEUR!
Chunkz lines one up…and it’s in!
Pieface couldn’t keep it!
What a strike!
Do you know, I nearly signed Chunkz for the Soccer Aid World XI?
Lying about nearly signing players - this is Arsène Wenger Heritage.
Pieface?
That name sounds like some of the girls I subscribe to on Only Fans.
Ha, classic And Chunkz?
That name sounds like what we used to call you in the dressing room
Oh come on John, leave it out.
The only thing I’ll be leaving out is the blue top milk from your tea, fatty bum bum
Stop bullying me HAHAHAHA
It’s Speed with the stepovers…
Ha - someone’s spamming the right analogue stick!
I hope Ruud van Nistlerooy isn’t watching this… he’ll be going ape-sh
Tackled by Tobjzl!
See Trent - that is what is known in the game as a tackle.
What?
You should try one of those some day What?
I’m joking!
Whilst also making a valid point…
Omilana is in!
GOAL!
See Darwin - that is what is known in the game as a goal.
Que?
You should try one of those some day Que?
AND YOU SHOULD TRY LEARNING ENGLISH FOR GOD'S SAKE!
HERE - some light reading for all that time you’ll
be spending on the bench…
Que?
PAGE 1 - QUE is WHAT What?
Precisely…
BOOM!
Vikkstar is in… he’s scuffed it… that will be the keeper’s…
Any time now…
GOAL!
Vikkstar123 scores
GOAL?
JA!
GOAL!
Well done Darwin!
Jesus Christ - where did they get this goalie from, Ligue 1?
Hahaha I know right
Oh how I’ve missed that laughter It’s Tobjzl - he plays a 1-2 - and it’s
2-2!
There’s question marks over the keeper there, and not just about his hair
What’s wrong with his hair?
WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR?!
JESUS CHRIST DARWIN TWITTER IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY
Yung Filly is going the wrong way - he’s turned on a sixpence (or 1 dollar for our American viewers)
Wow - I don’t even think I can kick it that far…
Yung Filly?
My horse Dave has been asking me for one of those for years.
Hahahaha!
But I refuse to buy one.
Why?
Well look what happened when Barcelona bought a young Philly
What?
Young “Philly” Coutinho Oh come on
HAHAHA!
142 million.
Not funny.
And then loaned him out to Bayern to knock them out of the Champions League
NOT FUNNY Oh, oh, sorry Jeremy
What’s this?
The keeper is WAY off his line…
It’s Simon with the ball - 3-3!
KSI helps out his fellow Sideman!
Oh friend.
Sidemen friend!
Dodgy keeper?
Si Darwin, dodgy keeper!
Is that Mr Beast or the invisible Man - here comes Theo Baker
Baker scores!
Wow - Baker is cooking now!
HAHAHA.
A baker doesn’t cook, he bakes Oh, still sulking are we Jeremy?
There’s Tbjzl in the box… what a turn - 4-4!
Jizzl in the box?
Reminds me of Wayne Bridge’s missus - hahaha!
Castro is in on goal - 4-5!
All Stars lead!
Did I just see a gnome on the goal-line?
No - I think that was Lisandro Martinez
*LAUGHS*
The job-stealing oompah-loompah
I’m out of here See you at the Camp Nou Robert!
I’ll be wearing this vest for when I score!
Hahaha.
Speed can make it 6!
He does!
And he celebrates like he’s 6!
No! Offside!
Good grief!
Poke him in the eye!
POKE HIM IN THE EYE!
Spanking another man’s ass?
Reminds me of the time me and you - Enough.
Holy sh - this guy Speed is more unhinged than Kylian
He’s not joking
Sidemen are on the attack - oh dear!
Another hairy moment for the keeper!
Cal the Dragon worse with his feet than Nick Pope!
Hahaha.
Nice one Jordan
Hopefully this keeper gets signed up by someone in the Bundesliga.
Chris MD from the edge of the box… and it’s De Ja Vu for the goalkeeper!
Donkey?
Yes, Darwin! Eey-ore! Donkey!
That goalie looks like you when you’re shooting
Oh that’s harsh Romelu
Oh my days - that keeper’s save percentage will be as low as Ederson’s at this rate…
Jesus Christ!
This goal is almost as bad as the ones Pele played against!
Speed has mounted KSI!
Brokeback Mountain 2?
Ha, no Darwin, not Brokeback Mountain 2.
Goal!
6-6!
Pieface is playing Pieface - and he’s survived!
But his goal hasn’t - 6-7!
Hey Super Frankie, how about we play Pieface with your wife?
Er okay But instead of whipped cream we use
Enough Hahahaha
Tbjzl has it - trivela!
And his brother scores!
They’re like a modern day equivalent of the Neville brothers!
Yeah But good!
Ha yeah!
And not as freakishly ugly.
Bit harsh Watch it Jadon!
Or else I won’t be giving you the #7 shirt when I leave
Yes Cristiano, sorry Cristiano
He’s gone full Joao Cancelo there!
As long as he doesn’t go full Benjamin Mendy…
Brothers in arms!
Like peak MSN!
Let’s hope one of them doesn’t sell-out and screw it all up.
There, there Neymar.
We forgive you Do we?
Yes!
Especially as Neymar has got Kylian to sign me on a free
Result
Anesongib has it
Miniminter. He shoots - goal!
8-7!
Another mistake!
Yes lad, that’s boss lad Wait - what language is that?
What a mistake from the defender.
There’s only one thing he can do now…
What’s that?
Cover-up for his mistake by pretending he was injured.
HAHAHA!
And the final whistle goes…
Not a single red card?
Kittens!
Wow - that was almost as entertaining as your defending versus Germany
What?
I was injured!
Hahaha.
Classic.
So Timo - did you get any tips?
Yes!
What - where have all my notes gone?