Parents that took it way too far! These parents got no chill.
It'll make you feel a little better about your parents. Maybe even appreciate them!
Cute Jewish guy at the dog park going to medical school.
Did he pose for that?
No, it was taken secretly,
Ah! So this is why you go to the dog park?
Yeah to find you a boyfriend!
*Laughs*
You trying to find me a man's or a dog or a dog with a man's oh, I'm
*Laugh*
Or man's with a dog cuz that's the kind I like
Imagine your mom trying to find someone for you, or your mom going up to random dudes like "Hi"
"Hi, I have a daughter. She's single
She's never had a boyfriend before will you date her? Like look at my daughter look at her do you like her? She's cute, right? Date her!"
So somebody asks you out, and you text your mom a guy just asked me out
Oh free dinner.
Mother I do not like dudes...
You like dinner...
*Laughs*
Ain't nobody know you better than your mom!
Dad, mom says go buy Advil
Don't talk to me. I'm famous.
Please just go I have a headache.
Okay anything for my fans
*Laughs*
Damn, this dad hella sassy.
Monday's are like your father, they come too soon.
Uh!! Mom?!
I didn't need to know that...
This is not something you tell your child.
Hey, hey parents? Parents? Hi. I know you're watching
I mean, as much as parents try to like be our friends, there's a line that you need to draw
We don't need to know anything about you and Dad! No no no!
Besides, what's for dinner tonight.
Y'all have anything to say that's PG-13 rated and up
You go to your adult friends and do that. Not, not with me. It's none of my business
I don't need to know, I never need to know! I want to go the rest of my life without knowing what you're doing!
Tonight, when the doors are closed.
Hey, Joey does this dress look good to you? Mama gonna
Send him a big fat pic of tit-
Mom! You have to stop, seriously. This is getting weird!
Is this one better?
It's like if mom googled 'spicy dresses for ladies over 50'.
I like how it's just a full-on boob shot? Why mom? Like mom, I don't see the dress.
I don't know what the dress looks like all I see is the melons or is this a trick question
Because she probably sent this to her son.
"Ohh... it's all you look at anyway!"
This mom sent her kid this NeverWet,
Okay?
Like your girlfriend
*Alarm*
Sick burn, bro that was really good this mom
You a savage how you gonna let your mom do this to you
We put the salt candle by our bed last night and mom dreamed about me at the gym working out naked! Can't wait for tonight!
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!!!
Yeah, but we just wanted to let you know. It's working
Proof you're never too old to traumatize your kids. Congratulations!
Ugh!
See again
Your kids do not need to know what happens behind closed doors. You are our parents, NOT our friends
I mean we could be friends, but NOT like that as TMI and this gross y'all weird...
Mia, are you awake?
Yes.
Can you go get me Burger King?
So she doesn't reply and mom's like you're ugly
*Laughs*
Damn Mia why don't you get a Burger King?
That's minus two self-esteem points.
That hurt mom.
When you decide you want kids you should adopt, so you have something in common with them! Ha ha ha.....
I'm joking don't tell your mom I did that...
Answer me, so I know you're not crying. I watched your mom have you, you're mine.
*Laughs*
Ooh this dad, this dad he good...
I'm just kidding now, so you weren't adopted. I watched you being born, you're mine
This is me as a parent. I want kids just so I can mess with them for 18 years
I say 18 years because they'll probably move to another country as soon as they turn 18 good morning
Good morning beautiful xoxo Your imaginary boyfriend
*Crickets chirping*
Thanks mom.
Thanks for making me feel like shi-
I mean mom's trying to help so you feel a little less lonely
But you actually feel even more lonely because it's constant reminder that you're single
*Cries* Mom you just don't get it. It's not the same!
Dad texts you. I'm pooping. Are you here?
Thanks for telling me
So I can like stay away from that side of the house. I like how he's like. Are you here like?
Is anyone in this house? I'm trying to do it in private
I ain't trying to have anyone disturb me or like knock on the door.
This is what you call an anxious pooper. Dad is just the anxious pooper
Important question: Is it okay to park in the neighbor's drive today? By the way our new toys arrived today!
Oh god, mom! I'm really pleased for you, but check your recipient field
Sorry, I've been texting your dad and you at the same time, and I'll pay for therapy
Yeah, like that's gonna help! Ugh,
This would scar me I do not want to know what my parents do in their free time for the millionth time
I don't want to know and it's even worse by accident,
Like every time I close my eyes, I just think about what she said and AH!!
I'm scarred! You ruin my life.
What do you want for your birthday?
A girlfriend that's not crazy.
You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon!
*Laughs*
Thanks, dad.
Hey Dad. What's up?
Gas prices
No. I mean what are you doing?
Your mom
*Laughs*
Ooh, what if I was ever a dad?
And each time my kid would ask me a question I'd be like your mom and it would be true
*Laughs*
Where is granny? I thought she was gonna be here for Thanksgiving
Grandma's in the grave.
What grave? What are you saying?
Oops sorry! Garage.
*Laughs*
*Gasp*
Her grandma died and I had no idea who's gonna. Make me cookies.
Good news the doctor said my vajayjay passed with a clean bill of health!
Mom!
What it's good news! Your dad and I can still do it now! The doctor suggested maybe some KY jelly to help it though
Dear Lord, mom I don't need to know this
But it's the most natural thing in the world
*Laughs*
I don't want to hear your text!
No mom, I didn't need to know...
Like of all the people, what you gonna tell your daughter for? Like she doesn't care
She doesn't want to know if she thinks it's gross not natural. It's gross
The only time everyone to see or hear anything about my mama's vajayjay is the first time I came out of it. That's it!
Never again.
Holy shit. I just shit a BIG ONE
Dad!
Not kidding. You should see this! I showed your mom, but she was disgusted and not impressed
Don't you dare send me a pic
Sending you a pic!!
Ugh, dad!!
I don't know what it is about guys because Sausage is just like this every time he makes a big one
He like calls me to the bathroom
Refuses to flush until I look at it and when I'm not home guess what he does
He leaves it until I come home. You know what happens when you don't flush a poop for a while
There's like a cloud or you know
it's gross, man. I deal with this. I understand this is just how some guys are, they're very proud of their accomplishments
No matter how shitty they are!
*Laughs*
Well look at me with the puns today.
We got Ashley over here
Oh, no her name is Sable, like, like where horses live...
She got a job at Hooters.
I got the job dad
Congratulations! You're a huge disappointment!
But dad this is the beginning of my career!
I mean at least she's not like a stripper, Instagram fit team model or youtuber like my dad...
My dad is very disappointed in me by the way
How's practice going?
Terrible I want to stab everyone here
Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes
You're a police officer. You shouldn't be condoning this!
Don't tell me how to live my life
Yo, are cops actually like this in real life? To their own kids and stuff, cuz if anybody else said this you'd be arresting them
But if your kid says it it's like it's okay.
Oh, man. I've just dealt with so many asshole cops like
I cannot imagine them being anything, but dicks!
Good evening kind father.
What's up, my little golddigger
*Laughs*
Wait, if your parents are paying for everything aren't you technically a gold digger?
It's like the same thing
This bb alumni day you should be here. Oh, that's right. You didn't graduate
*Laughs*
Hahaha! Shut up!
Damn we got all these savage moms over here. I'm glad my mom is nice
She would never do anything like this mom I got suspended from school today
For what reason the teacher asked us. What do we get from the chicken? I said eggs
What did we get from pigs? I said bacon and
She said what do we get from the fat cow I said homework
*Squeal*
Nooooo!
No!
Straight ended her existence! Rest in peace Miss Heifer! One like equals one respect for Miss Heifer!
Anyway, that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below what is the most savage thing you have ever done in your life!
Mine is probably hitting that like button in the face and subscribe to join the Wolfpack
*kawaii howl*
Love you guys so much. Thanks for watching bye guys