*Intro Music*
Mama F***er Mama F***er Mama F***er Mama F***er
*Italian Speak*
Honey I'm Home! Holy Frick, Jesus what a day I've had!
Hmm?
*Dramatic Music*
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
*Stayin' Alive plays with Bowser noises*
*Minions having a gangbang*
*More Bowser Noises*
*SMASH*
AAAAAHHHH! Uh, I can expain...
HEEEEEEYYY STIIIINNNNNKKKKYYYYYY
*Even more Bowser noises*
I DON'T GIVE A SHIIIIIIIT!!!
*Italilan Speak*
*Some more Bowser noises*
Bullshit!
Priiiinceeeess?
Look! I'm Peach! Howdy Howdy Howdy!
Momma Mia!
*Italian Speak*
Rub a dub dub, three-
Priiiinceeeess?
*SMG3 Explodes*
Priiiinceeeess?
Momma mia...
Ohhh ho ho hooooo
Uh BYE!
I just wanted to be your friend!
Momma miaaaa!
MARIOOO!
Momma mia...
WAAAAAHH!
*Luigi Speak*
*Ganondorf whistles*
What--What the fuck!?
*Ganondorf whistles*
It'sa Mario time! That'sa so nice!
*Mario noises*
*Critical Hit!*
AH HAH AGGH
Ohhhh...
It Is I Ganondorf Bitches And I Am The God Of The Triforces
I Am Here To Steal The Princess Zelda Woop Woop
*Peach noises*
Shut Up Zelda It's Time To Go Through The World Woop Woop Woop Woop
Fuck The Police Coming Straight From The Underground
*Portal noises*
Luigi: MARIO!!! HELP! HELP! HELP!
I AM A STEGOSAURUS!
He's a magical pony flying through the sky
MAARIOOOO!!!
*Portal noises*
What!? Not my Peach! I will eat their souls!
*Airplane noise*
*Portal noise*
Waah! *thump* Ohhh...Mamma Mia...
*Luigi Speak*
YOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
KaBOOOOM!
*skeleton rofls*
Here we go again!
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN *in Pirates of the Caribbean*
Those Fools Won't Ever Make It In Hah Ha Ha Hah Ha
Now It's Time For Serious Business Princess Zelda
Oh no! Oh... no... *sighs*
Well If You Must Ask
We Are Gonna Make Babies *romantic music plays*
NO GOD PLEASE NO NOOOO
Hah Ha Ha Through My Baby Making Machine That Runs On Princesses As Fuel
What the hell she say?
With My Evil Baby Army All Will Die From Their Cuteness And I Will Take Over The World Hah Ha *dramatic music plays*
*yelling*
What The Heck Is That Sound?
*yelling intensifies*
*SMASH*
My Jesus My Asshole Is Burning Up Help Rape Rape Rape
trololololololo
My Fuel
Oh Hell No She's Mine Bitch Get Out Of The Way Bitch Move Your Big Scale Ass
*game over music*
Come On!
*Italian Speak*
You Ain't Gonna do shit! You ain't gonna do it! You Ain't Gonna do shit! *Gate Falls Down To Block Door*
*angrehness intensifies*
Okie dokie! Hey Luigi!
Huh?
Here we go!
LEEROOOOOY JENKIINS
alalalalalalalala
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoohhaahahaoh
Yeah! Ha ha ha! Luigi that's a so nice!
AAAAHHHHHH
*Bowser noises*
I Just Want To Make Some Babies
AAAAHHH! OH NOOOOOOO!
Swiggity Swooty I'm Coming For The Booty
*Peach noises*
*Ganondorf sings Baby*
*Bowser noises*
NOOOOO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! Ah!
OOHHH SHIIIIITT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Oh God What Do We Do?
*Bowser noises*
Oh Well Time To Go Get Another Princess For The Baby Machine
*more Bowser noises*
GAAAYYYYYY!!! Girls Have Cooties
*even more Bowser noises*
*record scratch*
*wind blows*
You are dead! Not big surprise.
*more wind blowing*
Momma mia! Here we go! Okie dokie!
*Luigi noises*
*record scratch*
*dramatic music plays*
Whats Up I'm Bob
Fuck 'im up!
*battle cry*
What?
Oh GOd My BaLls Stop I'm FrIEndly
Ouch My OvarIEs HEllo There I Am Bob A Wandering Wizard Of The SEwers
What? Never Seen A Sexy WIzard Before?
Allllllllrriiiightyyyyyyy...
Wait Don't Go I'm So Lonely I Haven't Seen Anyone For 500 Years Oh I Know I'll Help You Out Of These Sewers
Please? Please? Ple-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ease?
Oh Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeah
*angrehness*
Bandaid!
Chainsaw!
Hotdog!
*fart noise*
*Bowser noises again*
No We Must Not Give Up I Shall Resurrect Her
With My Fairy Powers I Summon The Death God
*constipation noises*
*fire crackling*
Well That Didn't Work
Want To Roast Some Marshmallows?
Oh Look FInally An Exit
*Mario is overjoyed*
Yyyipeeee-
*record scratch*
Ahhhh! Mommmmaaa F*******Er
Oopsies Maybe My GPS Is Acting Up Sorry
*Mario is angreh*
Momma mia...
Oh what th- oh what the fuck!?
Hey Mario!
*Bowser laughs*
Oh Yay MArshmallow
Momma miaaaaaa!
I Think He Would Find That Delicious
Sorry Loser But She's Still Going To Be Used In The Baby Machine
Oh helllll no!
*epic battle music plays*
Hey stinky! Here we go!
Yes! It's Bob's Time To Shine!
Magical Singing Powers Activate!
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt Too Sexy For My Shirt So Sexy It Hurts And I'm Too Sexy For My Car Too Sexy
What Is This Horrible Singing?
By Far And I'm Too Sexy
*Ganondorf is constipated*
*boom*
*happy music plays*
Actually It Was My Sexy Singing That Saved Us
Shut your bitch ass up!
Okie dokie! Bye bye! *Mario sings*
Wait Don't Go I Don't Want To Be Lonely Again
Can You At Least Add Me On Facebook
How About Twitter Or Instagram?
Myspace?
Dammit
Ah Well They'll Be Back
How About You?
Let's Be Friends!
Brofist!
*pow*
*ending theme*