Ah. Well, this is rough news. Looks like I’m pregnant.
I better check on the money situation…
Oh, it’s not good. I am very broke.
But don’t worry, little baby. I’ll take care of you, I promise.
AWWWW! Hey Babe! Take a look at this!
Babe! Isn’t this sooooo cute? Look at her little face!
Aww! Here’s another one, too! So adorable! I really want one, don’t you?
Okay. If you’re so insistent on having a baby…
Here. Just take one of these. This will help you out.
What? What are these? I’m just supposed to eat one?
Uhhh, okay I guess…Mm. It tastes pretty good. Oh!
What the heck?! Oh wow! I’m totally pregnant now!
EEEE! I’m so excited! Wow! This is so great! We’re gonna have a baby!
How are you doing in there, baby? Oh! Hi mom!
Hi! Look what I brought you! A whole watermelon!
But it’s not for eating, oh no. This is for practicing.
Here. Why don’t you try to swaddle this melon just like a baby.
I’ll just fold it up like this…
And then there we go! The melon baby is now wrapped up!
Oh wow! Nice!
That’s not all, though.
OH! You’re eating the melon baby…
Hehe. Yeah, well, I’m just really hungry right now…
Well, I guess there goes the rest of my baby lessons.
Okay, according to the video, I need to fold the blanket like this…Let me start over.
Hey there! I’m going to teach you how to swaddle your baby.
You want a blanket folded into a triangle shape.
And then, of course, you’re going to need your baby. This doll will work for now.
Put your baby down in the middle, then fold up the bottom part.
Next you want to take one of the side points and fold it into the middle.
Great. I’m smothering the baby.
You just want to make sure you do one side, and then the other.
And then your baby will be nice and swaddled like this.
Ta-dah! Here’s your baby. Doesn’t he look cozy?
It will keep him safe, too. For rocking or carrying.
Okay…maybe if I fold it like this up here? And then in?
A bit more folded down here, too, I think? And now I rock the baby?
UGH! I need to make a call.
Huh? It seems like I’m getting a phone call…hold on one second.
Hello? How can I help you? Oh yes! Of course! I’ll be right over!
Excellent. Now I just have to wait. Oh, there he is.
Hello. All right, let me help you with some hands-on teaching. Here’s your baby…
Oof. I’m getting pretty hungry. The baby must be, too.
Oh! What’s that down there? A banana peel! Lucky!
Eh, that’s no good. Shoot! There’s got to be something else.
Come on, baby. Let’s go check out the fridge and see if we can find something.
Hmm…well, I don’t really see much of anything…
Nope. There’s absolutely nothing in here. It’s completely empty.
I’ll need to look for something else.
Ooh yeah! I’m pretty excited about this!
Excuse me! Hello, there! Any chance you’d want to share your food?
Huh? Okay, sure thing. Here you go, you can have this.
Oh wow! Thank you so much! Look, baby! A whole can just for us!
It’s really good, right? Here, you can share my soda, too!
Oh, uh, no thanks!
Time for some baby bump selfies!
Being pregnant has really given my skin a fantastic glow! Oof.
Oh my. I’m suddenly starving…
Oh baby…I suppose you must be hungry, too. Let’s do something about that.
I’ll just make a quick phone call to deal with this.
Yes, me and the baby are going to need something to eat, asap.
Ahem. Here’s your order, miss. And your bag, too.
Excellent. You can go. Mm, this smells delicious.
Let’s see, oh, I’ve got sushi, but with no raw fish to keep baby safe
And of course I got some cupcakes too, because why wouldn’t I?
And then a whole strawberry tart and my pizza too, and some apples.
Excellent! I’m finally ready to dig in! Where should I start?
Hmm…the sushi? The desserts? The pizza? Eh, I don’t want any of that.
Hm? What’s that? Oh! It’s a cracker on the pillow! Come here!
Mmm! It smells so good. This is exactly what I want to eat!
Huh? Wait, are those people just eating out of cans out there?
Oh wow! I can smell it from over here! It smells so good!
Hey. Get over here right now. I need you to do something.
Excuse me. This belongs to me, now.
Here you go, miss. I got you the canned fish.
Excellent! Mm, smells so good. I can’t wait to dig into this!
Mmmm! That is exactly what I was craving!
Hm. These chips are pretty tasty. I like them.
Oh no. You can’t just lay down like that. You need some exercise.
Give me those chips, and you take this dumbbell instead.
Nope, that’s not good enough. You need to lift it, too. Work those muscles.
Come on, now. You need to lift this weight.
Um and down, just like this. It will build your muscle.
This is hard work… Oof! I’m getting all sweaty!
Dab my forehead!
Okay, is that enough dabbing? Yes? All right, back to lifting the weight.
Better keep this space clean. Sweeping with my broom.
Ooh, and now I can use the broom to help me stretch my muscles, too!
Hmm, it’s pretty dusty and dirty up here. I’ll just scrub the shelves.
That’s a lot of work. But it also looks a lot better.
Oof, I better do some more stretching to stay limber.
I’ve got to mop the floor now, too. Get up all that dirt.
Phew! Cleaning everything is really working up a sweat.
You know what? I need to lift some weights, too!
Here I go! Woo! This is pretty heavy! I’m feeling the burn in my muscles. Phew!
Oh baby, you’re so cute! Okay, let’s practice getting dressed
We’ll put this shirt right over your head like this.
Oh. Oh baby…this shirt is waaaay too big for you.
Yeah, this doesn’t fit at all. There goes the shirt.
Baby. What are we going to do?
I only have hand me down clothes for you. Wait a second…
I’m gonna try something that I think might help…
Time to make some cuts on this oversized shirt.
Just a few more over here…and done! There! I’ve made a better size shirt!
But now I’m going to have to actually put it together.
This stapler should work just fine!
Who needs a sewing machine when you have a stapler?
Just gotta add staples all along both sides of the shirt.
Let’s give this a try…baby! It’s a perfect fit now!
You look so cute in your new little shirt! You’re adorable!
None of these clothes are up to my standards.
I mean, look at all of these! No. Nope. Definitely not.
That’s it. I’m going to need to make a call now.
Yeah, none of these clothes are good at all!
Good, you’re here. I need some custom baby clothes made.
Hmm, well the baby isn’t born yet, but let me get some measurements.
Okay. All right. I see…That should do it.
I think I’ve got what I need. Let me get you an outfit.
Here you go. What do you think about this?
Oh my gosh! It’s sooooo cute! I love it! It’s absolutely perfect.
Baby! Look what Mommy has for you!
All right. I think it’s time for me to do some busking.
I could really use some extra money. I’m struggling.
Hopefully people will appreciate my musical talents and chip in!
He comes someone! Oh! Thank you so much!
Hey. I dig your tunes. Here you go.
Wow! Look at all that money already! I might be rich!
I can’t believe how much we made, baby! You must be lucky!
Hey, baby! Don’t you just love this song? It’s my current favorite!
I hope you like the same music as me. Annnnd, now it’s not my fav anymore.
Here, baby. It’s your turn. I’ll give you a good sampling.
What do you think about those tunes? Pretty good, right?
Well, all right. What should we do now?
Wait! I know! Let’s listen to some live music!
All right, baby! We’re here to ROCK!
Isn’t this great, baby? It’s your very first concert!
That’s great, baby! You know how to sing! Now you, mom!
WOOO!
Oof. You know what might cheer me up? Some baking.
What should I do with this stuff? Something with this pepper? No.
Huh. Oh, maybe I should check out this recipe book.
Hmm. Maybe something on this page? Or over here?
Oh! This one looks promising! Let’s give it a try. You ready, baby?
Let’s start with some of this flour. I’ll just pour some into this bowl.
Oh! Now I’ve got some on my face…AH-CHOO!
Okay, we need a little bit of salt.
Oh no! It’s spilling into the bowl! That’s so much…
Hmmm. Is that too much salt? Eh, it’s probably fine.
Next up we need some milk to mix in, too.
Let me give this a sniff—oof! That is not fresh!
Well, I’m sure it’s okay to use.
Just gotta pour some into the bowl with the flour and salt
Is that the right amount?
Eh. It’s fine, I’m sure. Time to mix with this whisk!
Wow. This is really thick…in a maybe not pleasant way?
Let me taste the batter!
Oh…oh baby that does not taste good…
Baby! It’s time for me to teach you about eating some good things!
We’ll do a banana, a carrot, and an apple in each of these blenders.
And now we just turn the blenders on!
Oh! Oh no! They’re spitting out all the food everywhere! I need help!
Hello? Yes. I tried making baby food but it is NOT working.
Excellent. Here comes the almost homemade food now.
Let’s see what we’ve got in here… Oh look! Delicious!
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