NOW EARLIER ON THE SHOW, WE WERE DISCUSSING HOW "THE NEW YORK
TIMES" REPORTED THAT TAX DOCUMENTS SHOW BUSINESSES OWNED
BY DONALD TRUMP LOST MORE THAN $1 BILLION IN A DECADE.
IT'S A MASSIVE STORY, WITH NATIONAL IMPLICATIONS.
SO WHEN DISCUSSING THE NEWS THIS MORNING, FOX NEWS TALKED ABOUT
IT AND THEY WERE FAIR BUT CRITICAL OF DONALD TRUMP, I'M
KIDDING THEY SAID THIS.
>> YOU LOST A LOT OF MONEY OVER THE COURSE OF TEN YEARS, IF YOU
CONSIDER A BILLION DOLLARS A LOT OF MONEY.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: SORRY, BY SHOW OF HANDS, WHO DOESN'T CONSIDER A
BILLION DOLLARS A LOT OF MONEY, RIGHT, IT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
AND THEN THERE'S THIS.
>> ANYTHING YOU READ, YOU ARE LIKE WOW, IT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE
ALL THE THINGS HE LAS DONE IN HIS LIFE, BEYOND WHAT MOFS US
COULD EVER-- HA.
>> James: LIKE NOT EVEN AS A JOKE, THEY MEANT IT.
AND IT WAS A TRULY INSANE SPIN ON THE STORY.
BUT THEN THE MORE I DUG, THE MORE I REALIZED THAT FOX NEWS
DOES THIS ALL THE TIME.
SO WE THOUGHT WE WITH TAKE A BUNCH OF STORIES AND MAYBE WE
WOULD TRY AND PREDICT FOX NEWS' HEADLINES FOR THESE STORIES.
THIS IS OUR OUTFOXED.
SO THIS FIRST HEADLINE COMES FROM CNN AND IT READS A THREE
YEAR OLD BOY REPEATEDLY ENTERED THE WRONG PASSWORD, LOCKED UP
HIS DAD'S iPAD UNTIL 2067.
WE SEE THE FOX NEWS TAKE MIGHT BE.
>> APPLE BRAIN WASHES CHILD, IS ALL FRUIT DANGEROUS.
HERE'S ANOTHER FROM CNN, THE MICHELLE OBAMA JUST COMPARED
DONALD TRUMP TO A DIVORCED DAD.
FOX NEWS ARE GOING TO GO WITH MICHELLE OBAMA DESPERATELY
WISHES TRUMP WAS SINGLE.
HERE'S A HEADLINE FROM CNBC THAT SAID DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE BETO O'ROURKE RELEASES TEN YEARS OF TAX RETURNS.
OR WE THINK FOX NEWS MIGHT GO WITH BETO O'ROURKE FAILS TO
PROVE HE PAID TAXES 11 YEARS AGO.
>> HERE'S ONE FROM CBS NEWS THAT SAYS FEMALE STUDENT REPORTEDLY
EXPRELLED FOR KNEEING BOY IN GROIN WHILE IN GIRL'S BATHROOM.
FOX NEWS ANGLE, WE THINK MIGHT BE, TUCKER CARLSON IS OUT THIS
WEEK.
(LAUGHTER) HERE'S ONE FROM NBC NEWS THAT
SAID MAN TESTS PETSMART POLICY, BRINGS CAMEL INTO STORE.
WE THINK FOX NEWS MIGHT GO WITH DEMOCRATS SILENT AS THE MIDDLE
EAST INNOVATE-- INVADES AMERICAN BUSINESSES.
(LAUGHTER) HERE'S A CUTE STORY THAT WAS IN
"U.S.A. TODAY" THAT SAYS CATS ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU.
EVEN IF THEY ACT LIKE THEY DON'T CARE, STUDY SUGGESTION.
THAT WAS THE "U.S.A. TODAY" HEADLINE.
WE THINK FOX NEWS MIGHT GO WITH.
>> WHERE ARE HILLARY'S EMAILS.
IN NEXT ONE FROM THE HUFERRINGTON POST SAYS
AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER GREETS VOTER IN CHINESE WHO REPLIES I'M
KOREAN.
WE THINK FOX NEWS MIGHT GO WITH, CHINESE MAN LIES TO AUSTRALIAN
PRIME MINISTER.
nd HERE'S ONE FROM THE ASSOCIATEDDED PRESS THAT SAID
RHINO POACHER KILLED BY ELEPHANT AND EATEN BY LION.
WE THINK FOX NEWS MIGHT GO WITH FOX NEWS MOURNS THE LOSS OF A
BELOVED VIEWER.
>> THAT WAS OUTFOXED.
MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK.