we can't see you orange now we're seeing
too much of you yeah there's ice skating
on TV and I'm missing it um what I mean
ice dancing what Ice Ice Capades
listen whichever one's the most manly
let's just go with that orange what your
tongue back in your head can I do
through my eye socket listen I'm done
messing around on three everyone just
say cheese we're using whatever we get
one two you guys ever get so happy you
just can't contain yourself like you
don't just want what just me where's
this guy a little Poochie spirit who's
got no thumbs and a great attitude I
love it I love your shirt little buddy
hey string cheese if you don't mind me
asking why are you so peppy blissful
positive awesome pups to be alive
yeah because when you think positive
thoughts positive things happen try it
little guy try it try it I think a
positive thought think about how great
life is think about how buff your biceps
are okay I'm okay
just a scratch still palms - yessiree
well that's good
Bunz yes I love puns almost as much as I
love this little dude shoes you're
starting to look a little strung out
stringy no no I'm cool I'm cool I'm Pepe
or like pepperjack all right sorry
I want a laugh way harder that hilarious
pun but they kind of just ripped off
half my face so I guess the world isn't
such a wonderful place after all huh no
it is my bad I need to stop being so
down in the dumps
come on string cheese rally rally bro
awesome guys don't buckle is absolutely
slaying it to day the birds are singing
as am i and despite the fact that I'm
missing money of my vital organs I've
never felt better in fact I feel great
yes sir
I do indeed feel great I'm gonna miss
him
we'll always have this melody to
remember him by no okay okay fine stop
cool pants by the way hey who cut the
cheese one more time and I swear I'm
gonna hurt you you know what they say
two's company cheese a crowd hey hey
what do you call cheese that isn't yours
look I'm not playing your game okay
nacho cheese who told you puns are funny
cuz they're not oh wow my head hurts
good yeah I just don't feel very good uh
get it Gouda I hate you and I hate your
stupid puns how about a little bit more
cheese with your wine I'm not listening
to any more puns
hey hey cheese no no hey cheese let's do
it again
no let's not do it again ever cheese
don't get angry you're turning into a
monster I can't take it someone end this
right now I can't take any more stupid
puns yes I am so out of here oh oh where
you going cheese yes oh thank you end my
misery no more parties no more table
that was really degrading - nothing hey
jeez
hey jeez are you feeling any cheddar
really get around tell me friend are you
feeling bored brother I'm chairman of
the board sick of the same old same old
yes oh man yes fed up with being tired
and listless Restless what are you
talking about this is right better hey
guys what's up
just talking to the voice in my head
wait your head well that means you can
hear it too
what is this magic its kitchen kitchen
or kitchen like background on sale now
for just $19.99 while supplies last
well I'll take three careful hair this
guy seems a little cheesy he's right
cheesy salesman of the day even saving
him money in the game now who wants to
play yo need some way bodis over here
you look that up heck no ponies are
passe time to get down with a new breed
of galloping gamers time to get your
very own wee Mustang
whoa Nelly you said it partner and don't
worry this gas guzzler is still
guaranteed to save you a few bucks
oh but watch out unlike two and a half
men these deals will not last forever
right now at bat okay what's my
motivation savings that are out of this
world now I know what you're thinking oh
geez salesman I'm worried I'll never be
able to afford a top-of-the-line Klein
chain saw it's like he's inside my brain
well now you can my prices are so low
you won't have to break your piggy bank
but don't take my word for it
just ask my Parker sales ham so there's
only one little piggy going to market
and that's me sue whoa these deals are
hog and how you'll be waking all the way
to the bank
oh hey jay-z jay-z yes sir what can I do
you for
do you have any whistling pinwheels ah
who needs a whistling pinwheel when you
can have a turbine super duper target
game whoa that's us just throw balls
with Velcro at the target uh heck throw
anything with velcro at the target
that's amazing oh you know what that
means
um we're all under arrest sue it's time
for the blue light special he steals
will not get any better it's time to
talk Turkey okay gobble gobble gobble
come on orange pick something yeah dude
what's it gonna be no no phone a friend
don't I'm right here running out these
savings are slipping away okay
wait Mustang definitely wait Mustang is
that your final answer no go with the
kitchen flies are you kidding me get the
belting turbine that thing rule can't
change Fox can't chain fly
last chance for romance what's it gonna
be or gene cutting me a deal we'll just
call it a half off sale what do you say
to that hmm
I'd say Victor buy well that's one way
to cut the cheese save it for the Oscars
Meryl we're not buying your story we're
special agents McEntee you're here to
investigate the mysterious
disappearances that have plagued this
kitchen
my money's on UFOs yeah but the smart
money's on a gypsy curse alien gypsies
now you're talking
there's something screwy in this kitchen
I can almost feel it I think I hear what
you mean
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hey hey hey 20 hey over here
that's Special Agent cheese I'm sorry
Kurt you say that again can the laugh
track funny fruit this is serious
business my partner and I are on the
trail of an extremely dangerous
cryptozoological we'll be pulling
around-the-clock surveillance until we
bag this creature more like a water
party before it'll be fun
we can play pin the tail on the Yeti
vampire freak is that like Jenga maybe
you're not listening back at it we're
talking about monsters here motormouth
aliens with an axe to grind
ghouls with power tools see walks
tossing tiny little rocks can you dig it
really I don't know any of those games I
tell you Mac this one is 100 percent
certifiable and I don't mean organic to
tree about the disappearances she's
always sleeping don't play dumb with us
smart guy easy Mac I don't think he's
playing real head case this one so it's
just a loan crazy knife that's all huh
or a pry bar or toasters or explosions
oh and there was one time the Halloweeny
ate the Frankenberg good times now we're
getting somewhere
seems like mr. memory here knows more
than he's letting on
oh shanty microphone are we gonna do
carrots okay tell us everything you know
or my partner will wipe your memory with
his neuralyzer
too bad you don't have more than one
then it would be a plural Iser oops
nice one butterfingers there goes our
star witness hey hey Cheez Whiz I think
there's something wrong with your
microphone figures these things never
work on citrus fruit yeah there he goes
Tooting his own horn again what was it
spill already why don't you well I do
have one idea what's that any vampire
freak god it's got fangs a boombox and
Yeti powers I swear partner one day I'll
track that thing down and make it pay
for what it did to you yeah that was all
probe alone pretty sure oh yeah and
who's that
well that can't be a Buddha well
cheddar luck next time
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