Barbie's Night at the Oscars
I cannot believe I have to pick up Barbie
This is my night!
I do not want to be late for the Academy Awards...
Come on Barbie!
I'm coming!
I'm coming
Sorry Raquelle
I've been trying on like a million dresses
and nothing looked...
Blah, blah, blah...
Can you get in the car!
No dress is going to make you look
anywhere near as good as me
If I'm late, you're in trouble!
My fans are probably wondering where I am!
This is so exciting
My first awards night!
I wonder if I have a chance of winning this?
Barbie, Barbie, Barbie...
You are so cute sometimes
Please...
Have you seen my performance in Raquelle Loves Ken?
I don't like to pat myself on the back,
but I was amazing!
Pretty sure producers are going to be kicking
down my door before long
Oh, ok...
It'll be nice just to be there anyway
Maybe I'll have a chance next year
Yeah, maybe not next year,
or the year after that
Hmmm, maybe you could try about ten years from now
I won't have time then and you might stand a chance
Anyway, stop talking
I'm trying to practice my winners speech...
(Cheering)
We're here!
And all my fans are here to meet me
How adorable!
(Cheering)
Raquelle, maybe they're here to see other stars
Maybe even me
Don't be ridiculous!
No one would waste their time
Trust me, they're here for me
Hello everyone!
Ok, ok...
One at a time
There's plenty of Raquelle for everyone to enjoy
Oh boy...
Raquelle!
Watch you're...
Whooaaaa!
...step...
I'm ok, everything's fine
Barbie, can you walk five steps behind?
No, make it ten
These lovely people don't want to see you
Thankyou!
Oh, how nice!
Yes I know...
You're so kind...
Raquelle! Raquelle!
Over here!
Hi there!
Isn't this terrific
All of my fans...
Raquelle, great to have you here
You must be so excited!
This could be your fourth academy award
for the best actress
Could be!
Teresa, this one's in the bag
It's nice of you to tell the others they've got a chance
But go easy on them
We don't want them to shed too many tears when I win
You were great in Raquelle Loves Ken
Probably you best performance yet
Yes I was, wasn't I!
It just seems to come naturally for me
And what do you think about Barbie's chances?
Yes I do look great, don't I
My dress was designed by the lovely people at Walmart
Is there anyone you like to thank
Maybe the director or producer?
No, not really
It was my hard work, talent and beauty
that got me here today
Ok, great to talk to you Raquelle
Good luck for tonight
Good luck!
Thanks Teresa, but won't be needing any of that...
Ta, taaaa
Here we go, another Oscar for little ol' me...
I cannot believe they seated me back here!
Me!
The most important person in the room!
I'm going to have to walk half a mile to accept my award!
I don't care where we sit
I can't believe I'm here
... and don't get too confident yet Raquelle
You haven't won anything yet
Sit back and learn Barbie
You'll be eating those words...
Shhhhhh!
It's starting
Welcome everyone to the ninety eighth annual Academy Awards
We have a great turnout tonight
and plenty of awards to hand out
So let's get right into it
The first category tonight is Best Director
Our first nominee is Jerry Jordan
for his popular movie "Home Alone 17"
Ok, now I'm getting excited!
Nearly my turn!
(Applause)
...congratulations Jerry
That was Jerry's second Oscar
Next up, Best Supporting Actor
First nominee goes to...
I must be next
Hey Barbie, how do I look?
Is my hair ok??
...we'll done Lucas
What a nice person
Best Supporting Actress is up next
and we have two ladies who appeared
in their first movies this year
Come on!
I've got after parties to get to!
Thank you Molly for that wonderful speech
Next we have...
Best Animated Movie...
Best Documentary...
Best Short Film...
Best Makeup and Hair...
(Snoring!)
Best Visual Effects...
(snoring
Best Music...
Best Producer...
(Knocking)
Best Costume...
(Knocking)
Best Actor...
Congratulations Olaf
You truly deserved that award
And now to our final category tonight
Best Actress
Finally!
What kind of show are these people running here?
Move it, move it!
I'm sure you all know our first nominee
She's won the past three Oscars for this category
and has managed to do it again this year
with a wonderful performance in the hit movie
"Raquelle Loves Ken"
Put your hands together for Raquelle!
You know what Ken... this is the best day of my life!
I love you so much!
Arrrrhh!
I am so sorry Ken
Arrr, arrrr, arrrrrrrhhhh!
Uh oh...
Hi Raq...
Ahhh!
Everybody, Raquelle's been attacked!
What do you mean I've been attacked?
I can't believe it worked already!
I've got a date with Ken!
Thanks so much Raquelle for looking after the girls
Now me and Barbie can have a nice night out
What the...?
(Thud)
(Clapping)
They love me!
They Iove me!
Maybe they should just give me the award now...
The second nominee for Best Actress is...
Barbie!
What!
Me!
I can't believe it!
What an honour...
Yeah! Yeah!
I'm sure they just feel sorry for you...
This is Barbie's first nomination and well deserved
for her role in the hilarious comedy "Road Trip Fiasco!"
Let's have a look at a few scenes...
Phew!
Glad that's over...
Now to spend some time with
the family over the holidays
I love my holidays,
and definitely looking forward to Christmas Day
Happy Christmas everyone!
Happy Christmas Barbie
Look! Presents!
Just get some gas and a few other things,
and I'll be home free
Seatbelt on and now to beat the traffic!
What the...?
Arrrrhhh!
Ok, that's enough!
I'm hungry
Zip it little man!
But I'm really hungry!
I don't care!
Pretty, pretty please?
There's no way you're eating in my car!
Yum, yum, yum!
Want a chip?
Quiet!
I don't feel so good...
That's your fault!
You ate like a little pig!
I think you should pull over...
You're going to have to wait
I'm not stopping!
(Blargh!)
Ahhh...
That's better
Hey, I'm hungry again!
Arrrrrgh!
Road trip!
(Thud!)
(Clapping)
Ok, I'm not waiting any longer!
I'm going to make my way up on stage now
But Raquelle, what if...
Ha, ta, ta, ta, taaaaa!
Watch and learn!
Here we go people!
The last Oscar for the night
And, the...
Raquelle!
What are you doing up here?
Oh don't mind me
Just saving everybody some time
Please carry on
Ummm, ok...
As I was saying, the winner is...
Barbie!
Thank you, thank you everybody
What an honour...
Hey! Who?
Yes!
I can't believe it!
What am I going to say...
Come on up here Barbie
Barbie!
No way little lady!
Give me that Oscar!
Ha, haaaaa!
It's mine now!
Raquelle!
Would you grow up!
We're very sorry about this Barbie
Security should have that Oscar back to us shortly
You're not getting it back!
That's ok
It's pretty fun watching this anyway...