(magical music)
- We're playing Never Have I Ever.
- Period edition!
- [Woman With Hat] Uh, uh, uh, period.
- [Lindsey] Bleeding. Ovaries. Blood. Vaginas.
- I have a feeling that I'm just gonna have a lot of
never have I.
- I feel like you're the innocent one, Lindsey,
in every way shape or form.
- That's why I hate this game.
I live a simple lifestyle.
- Me, on the other hand, think I'm going to be saying
I have a lot.
- I think so too.
I've had a lot of mess ups with periods.
Never have I ever had a tampon string stuck in my butt.
- What?
First of all
- Oh my god.
I gotta lot of (bleep).
Second of all, how could, really?
- Wait, do you mean like in the butthole or in the butt
- In the crack.
- In the crack?
Oh, okay.
- Like the string goes up there.
- But not in the hole, that's weird.
- (bleep) no.
- Okay, that's what I thought you meant.
- No, in your butt.
- I thought it was like, how did you get it
up your booty hole?
- No. (laughing)
- You've not?
- I don't like wearing tampons.
- Oh.
- Never have I ever had a lost tampon,
stuck in you for multiple days or weeks.
- I have.
- It was like two days.
- [Jasmine] That's so scary.
Mine was like a day.
And then I remember pulling out two tampons,
and I was like, (screaming).
- It's like a horror movie.
- It was scary.
- Because if you didn't, (bleep) what would happen?
- Right?
Never have I ever had period sex.
Last night.
- I was with you last night.
- I know.
I had someone come over.
- What? We were with you last night.
- I was with you til 12 PM.
- She came over at 12:05.
- Oh my god!
She was texting and making plans while we were leaving.
- No wonder you were like sitting on the couch until I left.
- No, I decided she was coming over way after you left.
- Whoo!
- I need to fan myself.
It's getting hot in here.
- Never have I ever worn the same underwear
even though they have period blood stains.
They all have period blood stains.
- I have.
- Yeah, they all have period blood stains.
- What am I going to do about that?
Am I going to throw it out because they're stained?
- No.
- That's like more reason to wear them during my period.
- Exactly.
- Like these are already goners, so.
- Yeah, yeah.
Why not?
Never have I ever used a jacket to cover a period stain.
Yes.
- Oh my god, my entire middle school experience.
- Oh my god, even when it wasn't there, I'd be like
- Yeah, so worried.
- Just in case.
I remember when I was in school, like elementary school,
I walked out of school with this giant period stain
on my khaki skirt, and I had to walk around
with a jacket on the whole day,
but the teachers were like,
that's not a part of your uniform, you have to take it off.
And I'm like, don't do this to me.
- No.
- I beg of you.
- Never have I ever been to the doctor for a missing tampon.
- I have not.
- That's scary though.
- I always find those things.
- I feel like that would be me though if that happened.
I would be like I'm going to the (bleep) doctor,
I'm going to die.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I don't know what I'd do if like the string came off
and then I had just no way of getting it out.
- Go fishing.
- You gotta really fish for that.
You gotta like (swishing).
- See, this is why I don't wear tampons.
- Well, that's why you have significant others.
- I don't know what I would do if I had to ask a boyfriend
to pull a tampon out of me.
- Yeah, it's much easier when you date women.
You're just like, alright, it's that time.
- That's real love right there.
Ew.
That's some stuff to put in your vows.
- What is this last (bleep) question?
Never have I ever farted, and then felt the blood
spread all over my butt, aka 'blarted'.
Who the (bleep) made that up?
Blarted?
- Is this a personal thing?
- That was made up by a man.
- Who said blarted before?
- No one blarts.
No one said that word.
- Maybe I'd had a blaff.
Where I laugh and blood just goes everywhere.
- Blarted.
You don't even know what that means.
You can't name something
if you've never experienced it, Alex.
- She's crying.
Have you ever farted and?
- No, no.
I never felt that.
You want to know why?
Because it's not real.
- But I've definitely like laughed and had blood
just like (splashing).
- No, no.
Sneezing.
- Sneezing.
- Is it.
- Yeah.
That's it.
- Oh, I (bleep) learned a lot about Jasmine here.
Learned that I was not the last one
to leave her house last night.
- Who?
Yeah.
I thought that was it for the night.
I learned that tampons are very scary.
- It just reaffirmed my belief that I still
don't want to wear tampons.
- Anybody who bleeds, we feel for you.
(upbeat music)