i want to i just want to be the first to wish you and yours a very pleasant memorial day
weekend i know it's the time families get together and enjoy themselves but be very
careful with those illegal fireworks is this the holiday for the illegal fireworks i don't know
okay we'll never mind that but have a lovely time with your loved ones
now uh you know what we're going to do tonight our good friend uh biff henderson as i understand
is in the lobby of the ed sullivan theater building can you turn on the thing and see [ __ ]
hey biff how are you doing dave how are you you're doing a little something for us
tonight in honor of the memorial day weekend and the unofficial beginning commencement
of summer what are you going to do tonight beth well tonight dave i'm going to assemble
a weber barbecue oh my gosh okay this is this is what the biff will have
at the end of the show alan tell them all about the grill dave it's the weber one touch platinum
barbecue the finest in outdoor grilling the platinum features a durable porcelain enameled
bowl and lid crack proof fall weather wheels and a one-touch cleaning system retail price 219.99
the thing is is enormous let me see that shot of it again look at my got it look at that
paul had that i mean you could do autopsies on that thing correct
dental work yeah all right now [ __ ] uh biff go ahead start uh assembling the grill now we'll
just watch here for a minute while you uh take off this thing is 57 centimeters well that's
good to know biff yeah i don't know what does that tell you uh 22 and a half inches all right
you need to know that before you open the box yeah all right have you ever assembled a grill no
i've assembled several of the the weber smokey joe it's a much more
modest grill but i've assembled the smoky joe they can be a little tricky wow that's
beautiful look at that beautiful bowl beautiful bowl isn't that a lovely part
well vic it looks like you're just minutes away from hot dogs and hamburgers
well i'll tell you dave i'm gonna do the oh shoot i'm in trouble all right steady
steady you're okay don't worry about it biff you're fine i put together
george foreman's drill one time yeah that's a whole different deal though isn't it yeah wow look
at that that looks like the unit there the the the ignition system is that the ignition system biff
all right we'll check back in with you later but by the end of the show ladies
and gentlemen in our lobby we're going to have one of these babies right there
all right the category tonight top 10 things overheard at the letterman family barbecue top
ten things over occurred at the letterman family barbecue the annual event we all get together
memorial day weekend here are things that you would overhear at my family barbecue okay you
ready yes number ten pass the gin yup that's for sure number nine uh-oh uncle earl's on fire
yeah this was exactly what i was talking about number eight thanks for posting my bail uh-huh
number seven how do you like your raccoon
number six keep it down leno's on and number one
what do i have to do i do and do and do for you kids
and this is the thanksgiving that's my mom i do and do and do for you kids and this is the thanks
i get uh number five uh calm down mom i'm sure clay will be fine i don't know what that means
you know what that mean american idol american idol stuff yeah and number four another family
barbecue another crappy top ten list from dave number three dave try to keep your shingles out
of the coleslaw number two number two number two use this on your show and i'll sue your ass
and the number one thing overheard at the letterman family barbecue more canadian beef dave
hey
let's go back out to the lobby and see how our friend biff's doing there you go
hey it's got wheels on it huh it sure does so you can drive that son of a
[ __ ] home for god's sakes well i got i've gotten everything out of the box at least
now do you need any two any tools or you got any pliers or i have uh vice grips
i've got twos and i got a phillips and yeah yeah as long as you get this done by labor day
biff that's all we care about well i'm glad you gave me that much time all right be very careful
there's some sharp edges there on the flanging i don't know man all right you'll be all right
just settle down take some deep breaths i'm trying take some deep breaths deep breaths come on breath
come on deep breath in out deep breath come on breathe with me okay here we go okay all all right
all right fine all right thank you paul let me ask you a question you know the uh the navy song
uh anchors away anchors away it's fleet week of course and new york city is very gala because they
have all of the boats in the harbor from all over various ports and uh the streets the sidewalks are
clogged with with the sailors in uniform it's very exciting time to be here now do you know that song
we all know it as a matter of fact everybody know what yeah would do me a favor will you
play for me right now anchors we would be happy to all right for fleet week here we go
so
hey
yes sir your united states navy ladies and gentlemen
listen to this this is very impressive the ladies and gentlemen that we had here in the
theater a minute ago represent the personnel from these ships the uss john f kennedy
the uss shreveport the uss normandy uss yorktown uss stephen w groves uss philippines c uss oakkill
uss boone uss portland and from the canadian navy the mhmcs charlottetown so there you go
very impressive uh my thanks to the men and women of the united states navy and the canadian navy
let's see if um biff's got that grill ready to go now biff you've made no progress whatsoever
i'm sorry be very careful don't impale yourself on that
all right we'll send some sailors out to give you a hand oh great all right i understand
biff has some sailors now helping him assemble the weber gas grill biff you'll have that done
in no time now my friend oh yeah we're working at it you're in good hands thank you very much
gentlemen and ma'am thank you all right let's go out into the lobby now i understand it's
completed biff is it ready to go ready to go how's it going congratulations job well done
men and women of the united states navy have a have a lovely holiday
we'll see you on monday thanks for watching good night everybody