* Ferocious masturbating noises*
Well... This is an embarrassing way to start off a
video.
Some say life imitates art. Others say art imitates life.
But who fucking cares You clicked this video to learn how to make
DANK ASS VISUAL AESTHETICS. And I'm gonna teach you how I make this DANK
ASS VISUAL AESTHETIC It's the FIBONACCI SEQUENCE!
BITCHES!
:Through the fire and flames plays sarcastically
in the foreground:
What's the FIBONACCI SEQUENCE you maybe asking? Well... the FIBONACCI SEQUENCE is a sequence
of numbers that follows this... 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13 and...
Basically you start with the base number Then you add it times itself
1 + 1 = 2 then you add the next number by the previous
number 2 + 1 = 3
then you continue this pattern forever 3 + 2 = 5
5 + 3 = 8 and so on and so forth
why is this number sequence so important you may be asking me
because it is found everywhere in nature its found in the sky in the clouds and in
your hands the golden spiral is found in things as small
as seashells and as huge as spiral galaxies its in fucking everything
the FIBONACCI SEQUENCE has this weird universal pattern that life seems to follow
so therefore if nature considered the ultimate beauty art must replicate the FIBONACCI SEQUENCE
for it to be artificially beautiful
Its like have you ever just looked up at the sky
At like sunset and thought it was o beautiful That you took a picture of it...
and uploaded it to instagram and wrote, "it's a painting"
so all your friends and family can know how artistic you are
nature seems to do that to people. but I wouldn't know...
because I don't go outside.
in the video description I will link a golden ratio transparent grid
that you can place over any video editing or picture software
aligning any images with this golden grid will make any image follow the golden ratio
Greek Philosopher PLATO defined beauty as Proportion HARMONY and unity.
While ARISTOTLE found the universal elements of beauty order SYMMETRY and definitiveness
my personal aesthetic is made up of three parts
1) HARMONY 2) BALANCE
3) TRUTH so just like my musical genre cooking videos
when you add all three components together you get one aesthetic
so now using this visual text template i'm gonna make my own aesthetic
that is both harmonious balanced and truthful to me
now i'm gonna start off with the roman statue cause i think that is the most important part
that is the figure of self, or the center piece of the aesthetic
so I'm just gonna look up my name and I'm gonna download something that represents
me so here's this 8bit avatar
that i made in 2010 i'm gonna use this as the roman statue
or the center piece of the aesthetic the next part is poorly translated japanese
i don't do that because I believe that Exoticism of foreign cultures that you're
not necessarily a part of is fucked up and stupid
next it says frowny face however I feel that means the theme and mood
of an aesthetic the frowny face is most likely done because
of the sad boys aesthetic but I don't fuck with that aesthetic cause
fuck the sad boys they're not even fucking sad they're all playing
you they're from fucking SWEDEN
so I don't know why they're fucking sad.... next it says FIJI bottle
I think that means a water or something to drink to quench the thirst
for knowledge I don't like FIJI water because I can't afford
that shit and it's stupid tasting... I tasted it once and it was like SMART WATER
only in a different bottle. But what I love is DR. PEPPER cause that shit
is amazing.
You're drinking DR. PEPPER right now That's exactly right!
This stuff is good, it got sugar in it... I had two doctors told me that if I drink
it, I will die, but THEY DIED FIRST!
What you do is go to images, then you go to search tools
Then you go to color and you go to transparent and you'll get a transparent of a DR.PEPPER
I think this one This one is cool, I can fuck with this DR.PEPPER
NExt it says palm tree I don't think you have to use a palm tree
You just have to use something from nature and what I love from nature is MARIJUANA
Look at all these leaves I like this leaf the most, cuz it looks fat.
and I like if fat... I'm talking about NUGS
Next we need symmetry and with symmetry I believe it means balance so I need something
that balances me out And you know what balances me out?
A carls JR hamburger from CARLS JR Cause as we all know I am AMERICAN and I eat
all my feelings away
Next the bottom says WINDOWS 95 logo But what I think it means is technology
Or some form of technological thing that relates to you
So what I relate to the most is FL STUDIO
Now I can pick one of these FL STUDIO LOGOS
I don't know what's up with FL STUDIO and PONIES
But there sure are a lot of PONIES
So what I have here is an instance of SONY VEGAS
And I have all the images that are gonna make up my aesthetic
So here I have the main frame that I told you about
The golden ratio square and here is my canvas
its a little weird cause its set for video so what I do is edit the width and height
i'm gonna make the height 666 pixels and the width 666 pixels
to be super edgy hardcore and now the frame looks like this
you can use any video editor or picture editor for visual aesthetics
I use sony vegas so inorder to make the frame fit the video what I do is edit the pan and
I go to maintain aspect ratio and I click NO
So what it does is it fills up the whole space So now my square ratio will follow the aesthetic
golden ratio First I'm gonna have to add a background so
what I chose for my background is instead of some WINDOWS 98 thing I chose this CHRONO
TRIGGER Kingdom of ZEAL thing cause that was made
in the 90's and it's something that I relate to
There's a hierarchy with the frames so if I add a new video track and lets say this
is up here and i put the center piece which is my head
down here its not going to show up
unless i drag this to the bottom and then it shows up
I'm gonna make this the center piece/ so make sure this is highlights
lock to aspect ratio and size about center and what this does is it allows you to edit
the frame now thats one golden ratio apart
next I'm gonna add the FL STUDIO LOGO so this one is a little bit tricker
I'm gonna show you some cool stuff first go to square so it first within the
square then drag it out until it's in the golden
ratio click this to move around the Y or X axis,
I'm gonna move the Y AXIS and frame it just right
now this has a huge white box to get rid of that choose plug-in chain and
I choose CHROMA KEY which is my favorite of all time
Press okay and it gives you this color This is how BLUE SCREEN works instead of using
BLUE OR GREEN I'm gonna use WHITE what that does is get rid of the WHITE BOX
Next add another video track and add the cheeseburger Cause CHEESEBURGERS ARE AESTHETIC TO ME
As you can see the burger covers over FL STUDIO so I'm gonna make sure the FL STUDIO is above
the burger Now what I'm gonna want to do is add symmetry
to this In Sony Vegas it's really easy just add plugin
and add mirror to it Then I click the default and click reflect
LEFT and it will mirror two cheeseburgers next
to each other next add a new video TRACK and add the MARIJUANA
leaf MARIJUANA is important to my AESTHETIC
put it in a square add sony mirror
reflect left Now we need the drink
I actually wrote a song about DR.PEPPER Put in square zoom out all the way
there we go I have one aesthetic So I get rid of the grid and this is how it
LOOKS!
And this is my AESTHETIC THIS IS WHO I AM AS AN INDIVIDUAL
So I hope you liked this video tutorial on how I do my aesthetics
as you can see there are three main objects thats the harmony
think of the three objects like a chord The background represents my longing for forgotten
youth that I am still clinging on to like most millennials
and it says FL STUDIO because that is what I use to make DANK BEATS
I want to thank you for watching this tutorial. I was literally thinking of putting this DESIGN
on a T-SHIRT and selling it HOWEVER, I DON'T WANT TO GET SUED BY DR.PEPPER.
CARLS JR, and CHRONO TRIGGER ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!
because that would ruin my life so what I'm gonna do is a bit experimental
and I hope you can go along with me.
Now as an ironic joke I wrote ASS DEAD AND DICKS on a BLACK T-SHIRT in black print because
it's kind of embarrasing to wear a shirt that says ASS DEAD DICKS
However I would be interested to know if anyone would be interested in buying this shirt
It's only $16 and I get like 10% profit off every shirt I sell and I only need 3 shirts
to be bought to be shipped out I'm using teespring right now because they seem to be the most
reliable with ordering shirts This will give me a chance to make actual
aesthetics and print on all around shirts and then ship them to you guys it also give
me more incentive to have actual physical goods that I can make like artistically like
I was thinking of making custom white shirts that I draw on it with permanent marker sign
it and stuff and make sure it stays on the shirt forever and sell those out as artistic
fashion. so if you guys are interested in purchasing
these shirts go ahead and the links in the description I just want to thank you for watching
my videos and if you buy my music buy my art and everything
Although I make fun of capitalism and consumerism via vaporwave parodies
to be an artist in todays world is to struggle for a monetary gain
without your support and little things like this and even dumb stuff like this and even
if you have the money or you just want to like support me some how like little things
like this will help. And I want to thank you guys for watching
my stuff <3 <3 <3