- (tool) I got a gun. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Bang, bang. - (Ian) SHUT UP!!!
- Looking good, cutie. Pew! Pew!
(laughs) How you doin', my man? Pew!
And what about you, bro? Pew! Pew!
(gunshot) (bro shrieks)
- What did you do?
He's f*cking dead!
- All I did was this.
(gunshot) (man groans)
- What the hell is going on?
- Quick, I need one of you guys to call for help.
- Who? - Yeah, which one of us?
- I don't care! You!
(gunshot) - OH GOD!
Don't kill me, don't kill me.
- I'm not gonna kill anyone.
I just need you to call for help because I don't have a phone.
- A what?
- A phone! (gunshot)
(thud)
- What the f*ck is going on?!
(gunshots)
(people screech)
(sigh)
- Hey, Chet.
Hey, buddy.
Why don't we all just calm ourselves
and put the guns down.
- Well, Courtney, I'd love to,
but the problem is... they're my fingers.
- Okay, then just make a fist for me.
- Okay. - (Courtney) Good.
Now the other one.
- Okay. What about my thumbs?
- I'm sure they're fine.
- Sweet! (gunshot)
(bullet ricochets)
(groan)
- Mother f*cker!
(battle cries)
- All right, this is a robbery!
Nobody move.
- They look like they're already not moving.
- Ah, they look very dead or sleepy.
- Like an after-lunch food coma.
- After lunch? It's only 10 AM.
- So, like, a brunch? - Ah, yes.
- No, no, no, no.
Brunch happens after 11 AM, dumb ass.
- (Chet thinking) This is my calling.
God has blessed me with this power to stop
my whole office from being robbed,
even though I already killed everyone here.
- Okay, okay, guys.
Can we just agree that brunch happens after 10 AM,
but before noon, okay? - Okay.
- Hey, dick heads. (chuckles)
Get ready to meet your maker.
(chuckle)
(all laugh)
- Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew!
- Stop, wait!
We're faking it. - Wait, what?
- Yeah, we were sick and tired of your finger gun bull sh*t,
so we decided to teach you a lesson.
- What about the blood and the gunshot sounds and everything?
- I bought this clicker online.
(gunshot) - And we all had fake blood packets.
- And I peed my pants just to sell it more!
(groans in disgust)
- Wait, so I didn't really kill anyone?
- No.
- Good one, guys!
(laughs)
I mean, it was f*cked up, but that's a good one.
- Gotcha! (laughter)
- Okay, can you guys just hurry up
because we really want to get to brunch.
- We're very hungry.
- Uh, it's, like, 10 AM.
- Yeah, dude, what the f*ck?
- (all) SHUT UP!
- You know what? I've had it with your American talkie talkie.
You guys are going to die now!
Chick, chick, ka-boomie!
Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom!
What? Guys? It's not working! (laughter)
It's not working!
- I'm sorry, man!
- We were messing with you the whole time.
- You know, screw you guys!
Sha-boom! Sha-boom! (laughter)
- Everything is a lie!
I'm just going to end it and you'll be so sorry!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(all) OH!
(laughter) - Noooo!
- You can try it again, but do this faster.
- Okay, okay.
(all laugh)
- Okay, okay. Who wants brunch?
- Yeah. - Yeah, sure.
- Brunch sounds very good. - That sounds nice.
- You keep doing what you are doing. - (muffled) All right.
(mumbling)
Ah. Ah, guys, I just realized what that looked like.
GROSS!
It's kind of funny, but it's gross. Ew.
Bleh.
- (Anthony) Hey, guys, thanks for subscribing.
Click that little video on the left to watch bloopers from this video and this:
- I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
- (Ian) And click the video on the right to check out our new show
on Smosh2, featuring Noah, called Put It in My Mouth.
(belches)
- Uh, that was a natto burp.
(repetitive belching)
- (Anthony) And because we're really dumb and didn't search YouTube
to see if anyone else did a video like this,
our friends at The Warp Zone did a finger guns video too
at the same office we shot in.
Check out their video by clicking the link down in the description below.