hi its divya G the G stands for Genesis 6:5 this is really hard for me to say
but
I'm being bullied. hi my name is Divya and I'd get copyrighted for all the memes in
my videos if I only had enough subscribers for YouTube to notice
is that cramps or have I been stabbed?? oh is it just me or it's divyalook like
that one freshman who in her free time wrote One Direction wattpad fanfics
also where are your brows though? listen yeah. when you look like this and you've been
deprived your entire life by going to a girls school
sometimes you need a little bit of daddy Styles to fantasize about
okay don't judge me. so where are your brows? yeah someone file a missing
report for my eyebrows because they fully been missing since 1998 where even are
boy i don't even i dejfajwfaeawwefaf
I would roast you but your old videos have already done a well enough job yeah
not gonna like don't watch my old videos my old videos are the most disgusting things that
I've ever seen in my entire life. it needs to be burnt, it need to be deleted it needs to be
reported off the face of the planet of the earth. like honestly someone call the
police Iike ho-. someone also made a thread "hello yes I'm here for the 1975 concert"
listen yeah I'm not I'm not a try-hard like wannabe
ok likes. They just- they just keep on going: "where in the world is Divya G's
eyebrows", "a rare photo of its divyag and her twin" is it because I'm trash? hahaha
number four is just a photo of my face and the moon emoji. A potato films on a
potato technology has come so far
Damn right it has. "When you're being cool and relatable but leave your kanken in
the background to let everyone know you're hella artsy and cool just like the
kids on tumblr you wish you were" that was too deep. I feel personally victimized I
just came here to have a good time and just feeling so attacked right now. The
glasses are straighter than you'll ever be. if you zoom in a real close to my
eyes. That's. I'm lowkey not even sh**ing you - that's rainbow eye shadow it really
is looks at Divya
laughs
my first time roasting.
I didn't know it's divyag had a twin. What a surprise. bitch wait hold up *dramatic indian music*
I don't know I had a sister. tell me you don't see the resemblance suddenly I am
blind and I can't see. 20 million subscribers yes or more like the 20
million different disease I get from watching your videos. you defiantly
You spelled and definitely wrong pHahah GRAMMAR POLICE. bi CT h need roasting cuz you're
usually so cold your videos are worse quality than a
fifteenth hand copy of the latest book in throne of glass series you are more
bitter than ten-year-old lemons and less mature than one week old cheddar. teach me how to become so
pretty within year. honestly just wear makeup I don't look like this when I
wake up. it looks bad now but like if you saw my face when I wake up oh Jesus
gross. keeping your eyebrows apart is probably the only job you have let's be honest my
eyebrows are in a long distance relationship okay I wish my thigh gap was as
big as the gap between my eyebrows. mind the actual gap. I got fungal foot dis*wheezy cackles* from watching this.
Your personality is as unoriginal as-as your jokes.
yeah okay truth
why would I
have to roast you when your upload schedule already did. listen I just
don't want to be generic you know like I'm just trying to upload original
content so I can't just copy other people
whatever how can i roast you when you're glowing
like a queen with them beautiful highlights oh thank you
it's oil on my face. you use bad memes ironically but just end up looking sad
not even a roast...
suck my ass okay you're not good or better than anybody else
your channel is almost as dead as your hair I can't help the way that my hair
resembles straw okay I can't it's not my fault that it looks like a rat's nest. no
no way no guys stop wait whoa why is my hair emulating Shakespeare sonnet 130 if
hairs be wires black wires grow on her head? HMMM? someone sent me a video and said I
found this really old video of you I didn't know you could fly
//a potato flew around my room before you came excuse the mess you made//
*wheeze*
you can start a connect-the-dots game on your face
honestly the amount of acne that I have in my face like am i mapping the
constellations? am I out here representing the pointillism genre art
movement
well maybe it's because I am art. your personality is almost as stale and
unmemorable as the protagonist from shatter me. Iconic? more like dryconic.
Shatter me was shit. you are sooOoOOO edgy it becomes cringy yeah have you seen this face this
face is round, ok? I gotta put the EDGE in somehow. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep
tonight and just pretend like everything's fine when you're not really
fine. G stands for garbage like people say like online bullying is not real
thing just close your eyes and it stops but my eyes are already closed so what am i supposed to do?
I would roast you but your old videos already doing it justice. I think we've
established the fact that my old videos are actual like whale diarrhoea I don't even
know what whale diarrhoea looks like but I'm sure it is better-
well even I don't have as much baggage as under your eyes d well my eyes aren't the
only baggage that I am I have a lot of emotional baggage too and a lot of
issues so like when will anyone ever love me and want to accept me for who I
am