[splash]
[audience applause]
- But it was our nightly walks through my adult life
that helped shape the woman I am today.
There, Grandma would encourage me
to love, listen, and stand up for what is right.
Thank you, Grandpa,
for marrying such an incredible lady.
We all miss her.
[blows nose]
[scattered audience laughter]
Actually, Grandma would love it
when I would play the piano for her as a kid.
And I know it's a little unconvential,
but I, I'd love to play that song,
if that's all right, Father.
[playing simple arrangement of Take Me Out to the Ball Game]
[audience laughter]
[continues playing, making small errors]
[inexplicably starts over]
[plays random discordant notes]
[audience laughter]
I love you, Grandma.
[sobs]
[audience laughter]
- What a lovely song.
[audience laughter]
I'm sure Grandma Louise would've loved it.
Are there any other grandchildren
that would like to come up and say a few words?
- [clears throat]
Hi, I'm Claire.
Um, um, I, I did have a speech prepared
about the summers I'd spend with Grandma,
and how she used to read to me, and make me feel safe,
but um, Grandma loved it when I would sing.
Like, a lot.
Like, more than anything she'd ever heard,
and, including piano stuff.
[audience laughter]
So um, I'd like to sing that song.
[audience laughter]
[driving synth music]
[singing off-key] ♪ Flashing lights, perfect smile ♪
♪ Everyone is in the zone now ♪
♪ I'm watchin' ♪
♪ Play the game, taste the fame ♪
♪ Hide your face, you're all alone now ♪
♪ You're slippin' ♪
♪ What you see's never what you get ♪
- Are you kidding me right now?
- [through gritted teeth] Oh my gosh, Trish,
just let me have this!
[singing] ♪ We're goin' backstage ♪
♪ When the lights come up ♪
[out-of-tune falsetto] ♪ We're goin' backstage ♪
♪ We're goin' backstage ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
[music stops]
I love you, Grandma.
[audience applause]
[audience laughter]
- So embarrassing.
- Oh my gosh, Trish, just let me mourn!
- [through clenched teeth] Fine!
Father: What a lovely song.
[audience laughter]
You really went for it.
[audience laughter]
Uh, is there anyone else that would like to come up
and give a speech--
--about Grandma Louise?
[audience laughter]
- I would.
Because my sisters are being wildly inappropriate.
[audience laughter]
Grandma Louise, I miss you.
And so does Mr. Skittles here!
[audience laughter]
Mr. Skittles: I never met the broad,
but she seemed nice.
- Luke, are you serious?!
Mr. Skittles: Everyone knows Grandma thought Luke
was the most talented grandchild!
- Yeah, right!
- What?!
- No!
Mr. Skittles: What's the deal with funerals?
[Trish playing Take Me Out to the Ballgame]
- [singing to tune of song] ♪ I was grandma's favorite ♪
- Stop!
This is supposed to be my special day!
- Kids, kids!!
That's enough, you are all adults!
Sit down!
- But Daddy--
- Sit down!
[audience laughter]
Trish, you are 32 years old, you sit down.
- [frustrated grunts]
Luke: Get out of my seat!
- Oh, is this your seat?
- Dad!
- Move!
- Oh my gosh!
[yelling]
- Ow!
[audience laughter]
- I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm Peter, mom's youngest son.
You know, I still haven't figured out
how to handle this kinda loss.
[deep breath]
So I brought my fire batons to help me process.
[audience laughter]
[audience applause]
Light me, kids!
Luke: I wanna light Dad.
Claire: I'm lighting Dad.
Luke: I'm lighting Dad.
[flames whoosh]
Claire: Luke!
[Trish playing piano]
Claire: [singing] ♪ We're going backstage! ♪
- I don't know how to twirl 'em, but look at 'em glow!
Kids: [yelling]
[piano keys banging]
Peter and Claire: ♪ We're goin' backstage! ♪
Luke: This is about me!
[audience applause]
Claire: ♪ We're goin' backstage ♪
♪ When the lights go out ♪
- Hello, don't forget to download the BYUtv app
- [through clenched teeth] Garet, stop.
- Garet.
- It's free!
- Oh my gosh, Garet, you're embarrasing me.
- So embarrasing, you're the worst.
♪♪