Gotta stop having unprotected sex. I don't have unprotected sex. Alright I had at one time
With 2 girls at the same time bro
What's the problem right now my
Which so much worse?
Let's go do bad. Yo, here's the deal. There's some kings on YouTube right now. No, we're not inspired by anyone to do this
We're gonna do it doing different but better because I watched David Debores blogs, they're so happy all the time
you know why because they're not like
They are Just like real people. You don't have ever that live in their life that come 23 years old. I want to do that stuff
I've just been censored and I gotta keep my stuff I kind of tame right now boss
We got a major problem we've started a whole new series of YouTube
Yeah, bro, you know how we live like pretty crazy lives
But we don't show it like we have to be like all tame and censor like why can't we do that?
Just like fun-loving kid, oh we do some crazy
Yes, we just got to live our lives and no want to say but like you guys are like all wowed by this idea this
Is literally made you famous
Still with your life you just don't record anymore because it got too explicit. Yeah. Now you have smart people around you (mike points to himself)
hey man can I talk to you for a second
You're on tinder and you think Christian mingle is gonna be better. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we've lost Olga's Safari
I'll find you a nice boy via vlog if you guys want a day old girl, follow me on instagram at logan paul
Yeah
No, hold on. Oh, they're not Olga Olga this vlog. This whole vlog is about us escalating and maturing our content
So you're gonna get a nice of aged boyfriend?
No, these are the people I have to pick from here's nobody laughs all ten of us
No
he looks like he what about the cross-eyed guy problems from Long Beach whose eyes point different directions heart beer, dude before you know,
What a stud you're in older. That's perfect
My blog just turned into a commercial cuz you're maybe i'ma send you an invoice Oh since we're getting a clean start on our content
I figure we go and get a clean start on our wieners as well
It's that time of year guys. We are going to get an STD check Oh Mike and I are betters clean
Yeah, my decks clean is mostly nice
I'm 95% Sure
I'm good, but it's always good to check on 10% Sure if you don't get tested you can't ever get an STD but
Thanks Beth I'm urgent-care this is most definitely yeah
No one's taking a look at your wiener
Last name Paul his name Logan. How did you hear about us? Mike Thank You. Champ sex Allah
You look like you're in death row right now
Stop having unprotected sex. I don't have unprotected sex. All right, I had at one time
I started roughly on a trip to Denver
Baby you gotta stop you think you are exposed you had sex with two girls
Nah, he just put that you had unprotected sex and you wanna be tough. Can you write that sentence twice though?
Cuz he did it twice
By what are you doing? Why are you already back in the game?
Keep the funnel filled look at this row perfect opportunity. Oh my god
I'm not gonna lie. I have the worst news ever. I came into the bathroom to pee in the cup
That's right there and instead I just I went pee and now I don't have to pee in
This is all I could muster out. I have the worst news
Yeah, I forgot just open the toilet pee I literally forgot dude. I swear to God. I forgot I
Don't know this literally the only reason we're here
Even if I tried for so long, I was in there for 17 minutes. I got this. I just inhaled water
Right now this whole vlog is about a fresh start, for example, we're having
Interracial double penetration
Babysitting can't show your mom porn check this one stepsister riley reid ambushed in black males. Oh
Yeah, why
Yeah, we'll look stupid what's so good about
This
This is literally so oh
I didn't teach you this there's no one no ha
I feel like as long as sex is being talked about and handled in a safe manner
for example
Mike and I got tested today for STDs like adult you took the thought with the bathroom and held it in his hand willing peed
in the toilet, I
Can't believe this Wow
It's so ridiculous that little chin here
Time bro, I'm done being depressed. All of the beard was okay it signified my depression now. I'm happy man. Look that
face
Like you know proper shade down
Back it up. And so let's
Line beard we have enough for everyone. We're gonna sell the individual hairs
But if we do run out of hairs, you can buy the hottest off this person the game. Let's go ok
I'm doing things we have to we have to get our STD results back. So fingers cross fingers and toes on my burgers
But yeah fun vlog
I do. I do want to try to get more real from now on and then a little getting gang skirt
Make sure to subscribe. I will see y'all next time. Take it easy, man
Christian dudes are yeah, they do they love anal