Before I take you in there, I should warn you.
About?
My grandmother. She can be... critical.
That's okay. I take criticism really well.
No, you don't.
What's that supposed to mean?
Just that you don't take criticism very well.
Why don't you just kick me in the face?
I'm sorry. I take it back.
Where should I set up?
Kitchen table.
[gasping]
Ooh! I love kitchens!
Hey, Andre.
'Sup, little red?
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know. Little red. You're little and you got red hair.
Ooh, that's so creative.
Do Tori now.
I'm Pie Girl!
But don't bite off my nose.
Cat, we have a 10 page script due tomorrow morning,
and we're on page three, and you're not helping at all!
Now, will you please stop acting like a child?
[crying]
There she goes.
I was hoping we could be more than friends.
Hmm? Hmm?
Ugh!
It's so gross how he's always hitting on every girl.
I never hit on you.
What's that supposed to mean?
You guys? My problem.
Hi.
[squealing]
Hey, Cat. What's up?
Are you and Beck having fun?
[mumbling]
Yeah, I am.
Not too much fun.
[laughing]
So, where are you guys right now?
Uh, we're at some food truck near Melrose and La Brea.
Melrose and La Brea, okay.
Hey, so what are you up to tonigh...?
Bye.
[laughing]
Melrose and La Brea, here we come.
You didn't sound anything like me.
A girl doesn't dye her hair that color
unless she has psychological problems.
My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
Don't you use that tone with me young lady!
You said a bunch of mean things to me!
[arguing]
Over my dead body!
[arguing]
We were just friends!
Ugh!
Oh no, no!
This is bad news. Oh no!
What?
What's wrong, sweetheart?
They canceled the Internet.
You guys!
Sikowitz really wants everybody back in class.
And you really wanted a date to the prom last year,
but you didn't get one, did you?
Rex!
Tell your puppet to quit being mean to me!
Don't call him a puppet!
That's an offensive term!
Well, you're beautiful.
I am?
Totally.
[laughing]
But I'm really into blondes. Later.
[gasping]
No sleep again, last night?
No!
I can't stop having the disturbing nightmares.
Okay, you've gotta talk to Lane about this.
No!
School guidance counselors are bad news.
Trying to get all up in young people's heads.
He helped me get over a lot of my emotional problems.
Nah, you're still a mess.
I love that they call this a catwalk.
‘Cause my name is Cat,
and look, I'm walking.
Walking on the catwalk.
If someone was pushed off this catwalk
and they landed on the floor really hard,
do you think they'd live?
Why are you asking that?
No reason.
[gasping]
Hey. Any of you guys got gum?
I didn't have time to brush my teeth this morning.
Please give him some gum.
Why didn't you brush your teeth?
And why do you look all sloppy and gross?
‘Cause I've been having these...
nightmares.
What about?
- None of your business! - What's that supposed to mean?
[arguing]
I gotta get some gum.
Kevin hired the Wagga Fuffles
to perform a song at his son's birthday party.
Oh, I love the Wagga Fuffles.
Wagga, Wagga, Wagga! Wag your fluffle left and right.
Wagga Wagga! Wagga! Wag your fluffle day and night.
- Wa... - Shut up.
Rex told me to shut up.
Yes. Thank you, Rex.
[gasping]
- Hey, can you tell... - Oh my god! You're Tori, right?
Uh huh.
You were so awesome in the big showcase!
- Aw. Thanks. - My name's Cat.
- Like the animal. - What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing. I love cats. - Me too. They're so cute.
You said you were taking me to play Baby Golf.
We'll only be here a half hour.
But your grandmother hates me.
She doesn't hate you!
Ah! Why'd you bring that one?
Bye!
Stay.
Cat, come on.
You can't be mad at me over something I did in your dream.
It's what you didn't do.
Well, will you at least tell me what I didn't do?
Fine!
These little kids were trying to eat us
and you wouldn't even try to help me.
You were just crying and yelling, no, no!
Don't eat me! Eat her! Eat her!
Well, I'm sorry.
And if a bunch of little kids ever really do try to eat us,
I promise to...
why shouldn't they eat you first?
- Robbie! - I wanna live!
This cupcake...
is done.
[cheering]
Yay! Cupcake power!
[laughing]
Woo!
[laughing]
Hey, Cat!
- Cat! Cat! Cat! - Yeah?
You're killing me!
Ugh!
Unbelievable!
Okay.
Still fighting with Beck?
Oh yeah.
There!
What'd you text him?
[gasping]
Yeah. Why don't you tell everyone the truth?
Leave me alone.
What's going on here?
Our pristine little friend, Cat,
has never had a taco.
I'm not that pristine.
Wait. What's pristine mean?
Are you a vegan?
I thought we were just driving to some
dead actress's house and lighting a candle.
We are! Her house is in San Diego.
[squealing]
San Diego?
We've gotta finish our science project before morning!
No, I'm not driving this rolling chizbox to San Diego and back!
[whimpering]
Just drive the child to San Diego!
You guys are banned from singing here ever again!
Yeah, like we care!
Come on, let's get outta here.
Let's bail.
Okay, I have your nachos,
your sliders, and the Buffalo Nuggets.
I say we get outta here, right after we finish this food!
- Right after! - Yeah!
- Pass the ranch dressing! - Here!
- Ketchup! Ugh! - Comin' at you!