Chainsaw Charlie?
Ugh.
No sign of Stan or the monster anywhere!
And we've looked in four places now!
Maybe there is no monster.
Or maybe the monster is just, like, a metaphor.
Right.
Like, maybe we're the monster.
Society.
The man in the mirror...
♪♪
[ Faucet squeaks, water running ]
[ Water shuts off ]
Thanks.
[ Clattering ]
♪♪
[ Clanging ]
What's gotten into you, pal?
It's the m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m--
The m-m-m-m-m-m-- mailman?
Rrr, I hate that guy!
I'm sorry. Okay...
What I'm trying to say is...
[ Clears throat ]
Hummina, hummina, hummina.
[ Gasps ]
[ "Fairy Tale Girl" playing ]
'Scuse us.
♪ Once upon a time, girl ♪
♪ You were always gonna be mine, girl ♪
♪ Never dreamed I would find a girl like you ♪
♪ Hey now, fairy tale girl ♪
♪ I know we can still find the magic again ♪
[ Roars ]
♪ Hey now, fairy tale girl ♪
Like, I've heard of a floor-stop,
but a floor-drop?
You've heard of a "floor-stop"?
♪ Ba-da ♪
♪ Ba, ba-ba-da, ba, ba-ba-da ♪
[ Music stops ]
Snatcher! You're late again!
I need 200 copies of the Henderson file, ASAP!
We gotta FedEx 27 to Boston,
32 to Austin,
63 to Stone Cold Steve Austin...
and 116 to the band Boston.
Both: Now get to work!
Mwah!
Hmm.
[ Squeak, squeak ]
[ Piano trills ]
[ Roars ]
[ Frantic music plays ]
Why do they have so many identical paintings?
We buy them in bulk at World Market!
[ Groans ]
Jeff! Lead it this way!
We set a trap!
♪♪
[ Roars ]
♪♪
[ Shouting ]
[ Screams ]
[ Squeak, music trills ]
Time to reveal who this so-called
Soul Snatcher really is.
I wonder who it'll be.
[ Chuckles ] They still don't know.
[ All snickering ] Oh, my G--
Hold up!
If you're soooo much smarter than us,
how about you tell us who it is, before we look?
Fine.
Dr. Weitzman. The exterminator.
What? What?
I say it's Roger.
But Roger's in London.
Living out his lifelong dream
of playing Rumpleteazer in a West End revival of Cats.
Oh, yeah...
Ha! Did none of you notice
how it was Stan who told Bullock
there was a monster in the first place?
Stan, who was probably the one
using Bullock's private bathroom...
Because Taco Bell is one of his IBS super-triggers.
Meaning that it just might be...
All: Agent Wolfman?!
Just as I thought.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
It's Stan.
He's at Danuta's party.
I guess maybe we actually said we'd just meet him there?
Um, has anybody noticed
that Agent Wolfman here isn't moving?
Oh, my God. Is this thing airtight?
No pulse. [ All gasp ]
Oh, my God! We killed him!
It was...
self-defense, right?!
He was...
pretending to be a monster!
Is that even a crime?!
Why'd you trap him in an airtight sarcophagus?
Why'd you stop us from opening it?
[ Banging on wall ] Jackson: Hey! Open up the wall!
I need to get in there to mop!
[ All scream ] What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna -- Oh, God! We're gonna go to jail!
Francine: No, wait!
I found another secret passageway.
All you gotta do is [Grunts]
punch through the drywall [Grunts]
a few times.
Enngh! Enngh!
Then give it a few good chops.
Grab that monster costume!
Maybe everyone'll just think the Soul Snatcher killed him!
[ Tires squeal, engine revs ]
Klaus: Ruht-roh. Am I right? Steve: Not now, Klaus!