Hello.
Ooh, hm.
Andre, it's Grandma.
Uh, I'm sorry, this isn't Andre.
I'm a pregnant marathon runner.
Ooh!
Andre, don't you play games with me.
Oh, my goodness.
- I think I'm going to have a baby. - baby?
Oh, why did I run that marathon while I was pregnant?
What the bug are you talking about?
- Oh hi, you're Andre's grandmother? - I don't know you!
Andre!
It's raining in my bathroom!
Grandma, you were just taking a shower!
I'm gonna go get some orange juice.
OK, what was it? Uh...
Andre!
There's a helicopter in the kitchen!
Grandma, that's just the ceiling fan.
It's just a celing fan!
- Andre! - I'm out.
All right, everyone, sit tight.
We're gonna kick off this year's Full Moon Jam in just a few minutes.
[cheering]
Yay Andre! That's my Andre!
He's my grandson!
Yay Andre! You blew it up!
Yay Andre!
- Yay Andre! - Will you quit screaming?
What did you say to me?
Quit screaming!
Are you trying to scream louder than me?
I am screaming louder than you!
- Oh, no you don't! - Oh, yeah I do!
Oh, you want to scream at me?
I am a singer! I can scream louder than you!
Anyway, thanks for giving me a ride to school.
No problem. Anytime you need a ride, just know you can call--
Andre!
I can't find my contact lens!
- Grandma, you don't wear contacts. - Then where are my glasses?
They're on your face.
Was I talking to you?
I don't think I was!
Grandma, please, just each oatmeal.
OK, Andre!
So your grandma rides to school with you every day?
If you don't like it, why don't you drive yourself?
I don't have my driver's license.
[laughing]
Grandma, finish your breakfast. Eat your muffin.
OK, Andre.
I gotta find my muffin.
Girl, would you hold my oatmeal for me?
- Sure. - Put your hands out.
OK.
[squealing]
Why did you do that?
You said you'd hold my oatmeal!
Why didn't you just hand me the mug?
I'm not letting you touch my mug.
- Uh, you want to ride tomorrow morning? - Nope.
- May I-- - I don't know you!
[screaming]
Who's at the door?
- I'm not sure, she was-- - Where's Andre?
We-- Well, that's a dilly of a pickle.
- I don't need pickles! - Uh, no, you see...
Andre per se isn't here.
I see him right there.
Hello, love, you look a bit chapped.
Could I interest you in a...
- Maybe a couple of-- - No!
Andre!
Why'd you play games with me over the telephone?
Ma'am, I'm not Andre.
I'm a marathon runner, who also happens--
Oh my God! Who did that?
Grandma, listen, I'm doing a method acting exercise.
- I need you to leave-- - Eh!
Andre, you broke character.
Come on, it's not my fault she came in here--
Come with me. You are in trouble!
- You are in trouble! - You're always interrupting stuff!
Who's that? What do you want?
Well, Cat has a butterfly in her ear.
In her ear?
Hey, butterfly! Get out of there!
Do you hear me?
Hey! Get out!
It's out!
Bye!
Hey, Andre!
Grandma, what are you doing at this party?
Rex tweeted about it.
Where's Kenan Thompson?
Grandma, please go home.
OK, Andre!
Yeah! Go Beck!
Get it, baby!