ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to our journey to the
savage planet well are we going through
the some explanatory land on the savage
planet on our way to a different planet
no one knows but I'm gonna go down these
mountain teleport ease again and head
off over to the meteor crater so what
are we getting next okay so I need to
get poked an appropriate critter I need
to get some more light samples oh I also
need to go to this giant No I'm shooting
at me because of this giant fluid sac
over here oh that's alright one of those
up there somewhere and now I see a green
one
I'm sensing skittles what is this a bear
fur use a scolding hot projectile vomit
as a means of attacking threats that's a
new one
is it doesn't really seem that new well
so what is it attacking
that's going nowhere sir oh god I don't
not me this platforming wait wait Hui
Sheree to the savage planet indeed okay
what are we doing if there's so much
birth going on
it's disgusting gross Cheetos yep that's
like me after I have Taco Bell was just
super acid reflux they puke all over the
place please oh I know please all right
hopefully you're safe here secrets I
know some secrets I know some secrets
when I see them and this secrets got so
much fire what did you guys eat and
hopefully I don't eat the same thing
take that you little look okay that's
the salmon okay it's good yeah look how
pretty oh my god - I have sex we go to
these places later bunch of these glowy
boys everywhere
that's bad that's bad that's ow
I just hurts you nothing a few Cheetos
won't help okay get ready sprint oh
that's fine you're alright
look at you go yay alien ahoy
nice beat them flamin hot cheetos bro I
started all the way back in there look
how far I've come
I'm a big boy with a big special brain
am I going what is my mission right now
do I have one I'm so confused
oh I wonder if I could survive if I drop
you I want to be cool and drop down
kinda oh god oh god huh don't take your
hands off the wheel Jesus Christ I don't
know where to go boy
I don't think I'm supposed to be spotted
by this thing ah god this is Tara fight
some creatures can only be hurt by melee
take them going on mighty ow dude okay
okay okay okay okay
this thing is madder than a chicken okay
oh my god what is this
deal Oh God
oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh wow
am i killing him that doesn't feel like
I'm killing him Oh God ah son of a badge
ouch oh I can get my gear again whoo
that's a fun little mechanic right this
dude really hates me got it got it oh he
saw me he saw me that's bad that's bad
that dad's oh go back whoa
I was in the middle of that many times
okay so he looks over that way and then
he looks back this way he looks here and
then he looks middle and he looks that
okay
got it all right just get ready for it
he looks that way
Dean looks middle and now he's about to
oh I haven't even bigger window than I
saw it when he's looking in the middle I
can go buy food reading googly moogly
haha late and Hot Cheetos really are the
best flavor okay nice
I got what are the hops in here this is
occlusive boom Ryan would rather hide in
a piping hot cave full of lava than deal
with strangers
okay so if I go near he gonna kill got
it that makes sense what does this look
like a giant creature is it a creature
okay can't do the shooties oh god just
[ __ ] wrong Oh God
just go just go I'm out I'm out wait I
need one of these you go well oh Jesus
scary little man
I do not what invested that he was all
over the place he didn't know whether he
was coming her go
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I have a super shot
boom back on that mr. bump what you need
is a super shot shoot anything with a
big enough bullet wound too tight okay
so what does that mean for me
also you were saying like all plasmas in
here I don't I don't even know what
we're looking for
you probably told me when I was in the
middle of trying not to die poor got him
okay huh there's another one flying
around
let's get this thing no don't spank your
Jeffy spank that jelly oh this isn't a
thing ow
Brizzy oh I see oh you can hit him on
the flame through there okay got any
jelly over there
y'all got jelly you got explosives nope
oh good oh good all right fight it's
light it's light it's just toasty feets
Oh
maybe those are some mighty cool-looking
explosions and love it oh wait I need
one ding dang oh that one sinks Oh God
oh wow
there we go Oh excellent legends epic
gamer
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okay cam down they're going I didn't
chamber of intake
wait is this it
Oh check out all its juices
yes grapple it's all I've ever wanted
that was like one of the things I saw in
the trailer and I was like yes this game
time to head back to the ship if you
wanna I like that she says if you want I
don't care I want to upgrade my stuff oh
I can get a better thing if I actually
have the stuff gear okay grapple
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clamoring arbitrarily floating
okay nice I liked it underneath the
first travel points it actually tells
you what's oh baby
yes this is so cool yeah
wait that's that's that good how do i
what oh just go there look oh my god so
much fun
video games are awesome guys nice arrow
it also reminds me of what was that game
a story about my uncle or something I
never actually played it but I remember
seeing a lot of people really enjoying
it
grapple power I've also heard that this
game isn't terribly long you know I want
to kill them from here or show off my
gamer skills hey dudes
okay I want to go this way though cuz
that's not the mission and maybe I'll
get a secret hunter I really like that I
don't need ammo or resources for the
grapple I thought I'd have like a source
of energy for it that I would eventually
run out of these things what are this
what are this
I don't think it's doing anything but it
makes me feel fun Appleseed oh so I can
make my own grapple points that's
awesome holy [ __ ] locked onto that one
for a second I don't know if I put these
in very conducive places
I need more grapples ease anybody go
grapples eat hello anybody you know oh
these are apples it's okay cool so
basically put them everywhere that seems
to be the way forward night Oh baby nice
I don't trust it though what what am I
trying to get exactly right let's see
what this is grapple barnacles that's a
great name food can I get to that one
let me just get up here yes I'm a
regular old grapple boy
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yeah sorry I was charged up but I had
nowhere to put it so I just decided to
kill you with it I apologized profusely
sweet tasty jam boy yeah you guys got
food you know there's a bunch of things
over here
I like that it also sticks me to it
instead of like it pulls me exactly
where I need to go instead of just
letting me swing freely because I think
swinging freely would actually make me
land in the wrong places
eleventy grapple seats i don't gots none
i need to get those ok these metal
things refill your stuff so now have
three grapples or to grab a seat what
this thank you I didn't get it all but
thank you
I love this game this area is also
cool-looking okay I'm gonna put it up
higher this time
ah
okay I got one of those I think that was
good
cake
ego ego I should've shaved I should and
I not shaved saved
oh he herded the ground ah now he hurted
me
ice
okay that doesn't work that well against
that
almost dead
thank you I'm amazing slapper
that's what you get bad boy I'll
suppress your teeth stinky
that's what I really like that
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whoo can I have my own explode 'yes then
instead of having to grab these every
time that's pretty neat
Thank You lady she's my best friend the
only friend he's also my best that was
my teleporter unlock she said I couldn't
go in
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waiting for the process to complete okay
thank you all so where are we what are
we doing I'm suddenly in a completely
different occasions that was teleporting
me back to where I needed to be okay up
there I can't get up there I'm just a
small boy
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it's like a rollercoaster dope
I love rollercoasters I want to go on
one I was on one just gone I went to the
efteling in the Netherlands I'm super
food that's going to one where it's like
brings out over the edge and hangs you
and then you stare down into this hole
and then it just drops you straight out
are so awesome
I'm terrified of heights but man I love
rollercoasters
I don't know if I were supposed to kill
that but I kill it anyway you come into
Jack's amp the guy's territory if I see
you for even a split second i'ma shoot
I have a very itchy trigger finger the
gash is underdone okay
and then officers going near it near any
of you I'm just gonna go this way
or did something see me
race oh there's so many creatures that
suck I want to kill me in this game and
I hate them all
I have a gun and I must shoot my do you
guys want bait well two bags I don't
have any I take a sample ow to you
though
nope can't I don't know where I'm going
it's so lost sorry back up again we go
hell ya ain't playing by your rules
anymore game
[ __ ] yeah that's cool
right there should be all they need
it's the food guy of sinead she and
Irish fungus there's so much stuff all
around me this is the stimulation
overload Wow kill these give me some
grapple seeds oh nice
oh so pretty frail weak wilty but enough
about you let's talk about this plan
though funny game okay I got more
grapple seeds
secret nearby I don't think I got the
last secret whoa oh no oh no oh no I
have angered the bees if I was a secret
where would I be Alvin Taba Moshe's I'm
not going by the way mission is way back
there oh well is how much bees I hear
nice
this character is amazing but the bees
are not where are they coming from
stop that listen oh and all the items
though you get grapple seeds thank you
kill all these beehives the bees are
dying and it's my fault proves that
other one won't see you I want to see
what does he add parish can't get it
don't have the angle that's right that
one can live I deem it so these grapple
seeds finally makes sense I don't know
what the hell I was supposed to do with
them for so long oh I'm very nervous
we're gonna go from here I hate that my
CDs are doing a super
give me another boss to fight those are
fun okay god damnit why didn't you
attack him she'll be able to get
underneath there we go that's what you
get that's why you get I take a sample
out of this is that what she was saying
no get his head stop instinct Oh
let's do something for those code I
didn't do anything wouldn't it just
triggered it yes I went on forever it's
gonna light on someone's car off in the
distance
hello ho there's a grapple on my feet
was this area just for that no really ah
that's why I see now see if we can get
it I know we can Oh Oh my heart was not
in its correct orientation there for a
second nice sweet damn this is so cool
oh this is a mistake I have nowhere to
go
there's nowhere to land what am I
supposed to do Oh oh hell yeah
Oh Elliott break a game wait if I do
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okay I'm gonna sneak up on this guy you
get a poker right in the eyeball Oh
still do height it's okay
I'm sponsored by flamin hot cheetos God
don't do that how do I get to this guy
and kill that dowing that's back to the
other disasters oh I wonder if we can
hide in the grass let's train yeah
that's awesome oh oh oh what did I do Oh
[ __ ] idiot come on god damn it
it's toggle sprint so every time I land
I press it again and it stops me from
sprinting
uh-huh also he just destroyed all the
grass [ __ ]
sorry I think I'm getting closer
what no that's [ __ ]
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you're still seeing me
fine fine
I'll go back and do it again
I don't know about you guys I feel like
I was in that grass that time and he
still saw me anyway
oh man you got rid of all the brass
goddamnit shut up didn't see me in here
this time that's good
oh okay go
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nice hoga sigh what sick wait what do I
get for that I think I just cleared the
area for when I can come back and do
this oh man well it felt good
sometimes that's half the battle
nice see what these guys are all about
over here there's like a whole party
going on in this side I want to be
invited hi guys they're all floating
islands and weird energy signatures what
are you talking about Oh pink I need
some of those acids things yeah these
boys thank you is this what's behind
door number this one it's just give me
that goop on a face full of goo sorry
I'm just someone's dog is there a whole
bunch more going on down here get it get
back up and play drop what do we have
here now okay I need to slap one of them
this way I don't have any bait go that
way yeah the game the world demands a
sacrifice
ah [ __ ] [ __ ]
there you go
oh poor little dude
yes upgrade awesome
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all right so to fill that thing I need
to destroy three wells or free up three
wells or something like that all right
how do we get up to this one alone just
a mini oh my god spider-man
he's real that was awesome this place is
very large and very confusing so let's
take it one step at a time
nope faster faster faster everything
faster yes didn't mean to do that
[ __ ]
oh I didn't know he's gonna kill me that
easily
god dammit can I upgrade anything my
pack up up and away discovered one ah
that's the thing I'm doing right now
hold alt to charge released activate
launch boosters I'm excited ah but it
was so far away where's the nearest
teleporting the fungi have sinead Wow I
got a different this is right next door
Oh
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come on I don't have to deal with you
little shits as well wait we're the big
bad go hi
all right buddy let's dance Jesus
I was able to do something to him I was
having to hit him with like a melee [ __ ]
do it again do it again I dare you
okay I just slapped him to face Cheetos
see me oh oh god what a [ __ ] stupid
time to reload
oh nice nice
I know what that say didn't allow me to
do anything he's dead anyway I didn't do
it in a cool way
wait there's another one oh god oh god
there's two more
Oh
what
you know come on reload faster god
dammit okay we're gonna do it again
not cheat Oh save me oh that's good
I don't know what the [ __ ] is happening
he's almost dead get him high okay what
I want I can deal with it's easy Danny
I'm just like [ __ ] slapping oh nice
nice
I'm trying to [ __ ] dodge the
nothing's happening I was spamming that
middle mouse wouldn't go ahead cocking
dammit okay just go
miss Oh God
I made that a lot harder than it needed
to be but I came out victorious
anyway wait there's an exploding ball
where do I get the explody things
what's more maybe it's behind the wall I
don't have anything to explode it yet
though what's the last thing I need to
destroy to open up the chest
I have nay an idea so what I know a
teaser okay I'm very confused
and I don't know what I'm where I'm
going this entire area now everything up
to this point was like really linear and
the progression was all kind of in one
direction and everything but now I just
feel like I'm all over the place I start
these tiny little sections of missions
and then I can't finish them off so
what's going on let's go to the shrine
first
appease if you use your scanner you
should be able to trace it's missing
parts use your scanner you know you want
to do I do want it I'm doing it shut up
let me figure it out okay hey we're
going this way
my god it's miles away how did you pick
that up I don't call [ __ ] on that
[ __ ] they just drop oh crap oh yeah
don't mind if I do these okay thank God
thought I was gonna have some time all
the way back up get all right where is
another piece okay so going this way
behind the waterfall sneaky
that's right would have hit something -
oh God okay that's a good one come on
I'm gonna kill him I can't get that one
either this is broken
[Applause]
shut up ah son of a [ __ ] that hurt a
lot get this if this is screw everyone
else oh yeah this is good
nice sternness dicks I thought you guys
were nice you get a little bit of armor
and then you get cocky
dad I didn't do anything to him either
[Applause]
I am the best miss this so much for
being the best alright there's one more
so one of those into the mix kill
everything blown up oh god oh god oh
Jesus Christ
okay there's nothing down here yet okay
one thing at a time Jackie boy getting
so flustered by how many things I have
to collect and do when kill thought I
killed you
okay last pheromone signature goes this
way that I can do dirtiest I like that
I better be something good it better be
like a new baby brother
Wow
I want to eat it is that weird so weird
that I want to eat it it looks like
candy oh look at all its juices it's a
cool gadget so what did it do
I'm sure it's a resource that it needs
somehow somehow where why I don't know
what I'm saying all confused right now
[Applause]
nice
excellent got them all it sounds like
r2d2 this is not a weight that I should
be going I need to be all the way back
down there oh god oh god [ __ ] nailed it
that's so amazing okay finish off this
[ __ ] mission where was it going what
was he doing it's Dinks room gross Yui
Yui this game is very pretty by the way
talk a lot about video game visuals now
and then but I have to mention anything
about this yet but it is it's very very
pretty
here you go [ __ ]
goddamn
there's my stuff he's all the way over
here I actually forgot I had to pick up
my stuff again I could have completely
missed out and no I didn't go very far
did it
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got it this is upgrade nice oh no it's
not I need four damn damn boy really
come on man it was right there oh is
that my dead body I have a clone I
didn't know you can actually see your
clone I buried myself ah there he lies
number two the greatest man I ever did
come after
thanks boy
alright that was that one right oh man
you have the birdie my own buddy is the
saddest thing I've done all day oh oh
man where are you at where are you at
back at the camera
mmm mmm
Earth's closures there they are
I've heard us closures calm down
everybody
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get to the bees ago yes
where there's a will there's a grapple
nice oh yes the MacGuffin juice
oh you silly game so self-aware body
that is a long drop this is the shrine
hey good roots some food oh yeah give me
the coups
give it a juice it's good over here
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nice that's what I like to hear there
Susan all right where to next collect
data from the cartography that's all the
way up there okay
let's I forget how to get back to where
I was
it's just so spry hell yeah the fungi if
Sinead around here somewhere
I found the festering chasm or as I like
to call it Your Mama's ass
oh that's somebody good somebody get for
making fun of people don't make fun of
people you get bitten in the ass
oh what's happening
let's go Don what am I supposed to do
I'm very scared coming into the babushka
so screamy I love them okay what I need
is a big mama JAMA like this eat it
come on come at me come at me bro not
you got him
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No screamer's [ __ ] Padrino
they activate this I don't want a
temporal fish race when we go home
yeah baby so many explosions there's so
much happening I am terrified
ok temporal fissure how do I fix it
ok you're not gonna tell me okay maybe
this thing okay so I need to make the
jump Bootsy to get back here got it
yeah I shouldn't be in here yet this is
an area for people who have the upgrade
already I need to get out of here I need
to go home
we're gonna bite my toes I love my toes
I take great pride in my feet there we
go oh I so want to echo what I want to
craft dear advanced proton tether
upgrade your proton tether to allow
hooking up onto rails okay or I need
stabilizer there's the jump one I need
that's what I like to hear
I like to hear more damage more power
more speed I got this one oh just not
enough
close though let's get our bag upgraded
Sony it's 26 aluminium I think about
that let's see your upgrade though yes
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damn oh and I can't use my it all comes
under the same thing I can't use my
double jump then if I do that
interesting okay well I'm gonna leave
this episode of savage planet here we're
making some really great progress this
area was a little confusing compared to
the other ones it was a lot of just kind
of roaming around and hoping that it's
going the right direction
I do have markers telling me where I'm
going and if I'm going the right way or
not but I feel like I've missed so much
in this tiny little area cuz before that
it was like you can't get to this area
because you need this upgrade and then
when you get to that area you can't get
to the next one without the next upgrade
but this one it felt like I could go to
a bunch of places without the next
upgrades it was two upgrades I needed to
tether one and the jump one but I could
still explore all of this and now I'm
all turned around and completely
confused I don't really know what to do
we will figure it out next time thank
you guys so much watching this episode
don't forget to leave a like on it if
you did I don't forget to subscribe to
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plow through this game but I'll tell
next time
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sorry my anger comes out every now
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