Allison: Welcome to Just Between Us!
For those of you
who've been watching the show
for a long time:
you might realize there's
one man behind two women.
Gaby: You gotta rephrase that.
Allison: And that man is Alan.
"Who's Alan?", you might ask.
Alan's our director,
Alan's our editor,
Alan's our punching bag.
Gaby: He's our number 1 employee
at Gallison.
Just kidding,
he's our only employee at Gallison.
Allison: LLC
So we thought it would be a great time
to invite Alan onto the show
so you can get to know Alan, too.
(clap) Come on now, Alan!
Gaby: You're our third arm.
You don't wanna...
do you want to come on the show?
Allison: Alan, come here!
Why not?
Allison: No, but... Gaby: This is your time for glory.
Allison: Then bring the boom.
You don't want people to see your face?
Alan, do you tell people
that you work on this show?
♪ (intro music) ♪
Allison: This week's question
comes from Miranda in New England
which is pretty broad.
Miranda wants to know,
"What are your personality types?"
Alright, we're going to take
a free personality test.
Here's the kicker:
I'm gonna fill it out for you.
"You often get so lost in your thoughts
that you ignore or forget your surroundings."
(laughter) Does thought means phone?
"You find it easy to stay relaxed
and focused even when there is some pressure."
(giggle) Disagree. You're a mess.
Gaby: You can't do a strong agree or strong disagree only.
Allison: Why?
Gaby: Because I think this test
will tell that I am a spycho
Allison: Well,we will find out
You rarely do something out of sheer curiosity?
Huh, that's interesting
Gaby: Why?
Allison: I don't the answer of that.
I think because I don't understand the question.
You feel superior to other people? Strong agree
Gaby: Here we go
Allison: You don't?
You are constantly talking all the time about
How your are better that everybody else
Gaby: I think we are very talented
Allison: All right
Allison: Winning a debate matters less to you that
making sure that no one gets upset
(Sarcastic laugh) Yeah right! Strong disagree on that one.
You bring people to their knees
You often feel you have to justifies your self to other people?
Strong agree
You are like polyamory's tour guide
Your travel plans are usually well thought out?
Strong disagree
It's often difficult to feel or relate to other people's feelings?
Huh (Sound of sarcastic wonder)
Gaby: I am very empathetic
Allison: But not to people you don't like
Gaby: Because they're wrong
Allison: Wouldn't be crazy if at the end
of this test the answer was Gaby Dunn
Gaby: Why would it ...(trying to contain the laugh) It's a personality test
It's not gonna say my... like it's not guessing my name
Allison: But it wouldn't that be amazing?
Your work style is closer to random energy spikes that
to a methodical and organized approach?
That's is an agree
Being able to develop a plan and stick to it
is the most important part of every project?
(Fake cough) Disagree
It's so funny because filling this out
is really show me how we are so different
Gaby: That's the whole point
Allison: You often find yourself lost in thought
when you are walking in nature?
I don't think you've ever been in nature.
So I am going to put a disagree
Gaby: (laugh) I've been in nature
Allison: Not really
Gaby: I've been in nature
I go camping
Allison: When?
Gaby: I go camping all the time.
Allison: Loo... (Sound of strong disagree)
If this said I lie often, I will just hit agree
Gaby: How can I be both incredible persuadable and also stubborn ?
Explain that!!!
Allison: Because you are heavily flawed
If someone does not respond to your e-mail quickly
you start worrying if you said something wrong?
Disagree
And again that would be a strong agree for me
Your dreams tend to focus on the real world and its events?
(What the fuck pause)
Oh (realization of the meaning of the question) Your actual
dreams (bout laugh)
I didn't understand
I was "What that is mean?"
that you fantasize about being like supernatural
Gaby: Not, like your dreams
Allison: Oh, I have no idea.
I put neutral
Gaby: Have you been in my dreams? Allison: Come on.
Allison: I am the girl of your dreams
Gaby: I guess you have been in my dreams before.
Don't blink your eyelashes at me like a cartoon
Allison: You enjoy going to social events that involve dress up or
role play activities? Gaby: What are your trying to say?
Allison: We're gonna go with agree
If you had a business you would find very difficult to fire a
loyal but under-performing employee? Gaby: Ask Alan?
Allison: Alan, if you get fired It's (containing laugh) gonna be
coming from me.
Being right is more important that being cooperative
when it comes to team work?
Aaand (Sarcastic expectation sound) Agree
Mmhum
This honestly just should say
Gaby Dunn loves to be right!
Gaby: Who doesn't Allison: Well not you but the person
Gaby:Who doesn't love to be right, though?
Allison: God honestly This is so boring
I am like... I hate that I picked this and
Allison: I hate that we are doing this. Gaby: Ok
Allison: And I don't even care who you are
Gaby: I already know my personality type, by the way!
Gaby: I've taken this test before Allison: What?
(funky music)
Allison: What am I?
Gaby; I think you are a "I.."
Allison: I am not introverted
Gaby: I think you come up introverted. Allison: No
Gaby: Yeah Allison: I am the life in the party
Gaby: What kind of party?
Allison: One that ends at ten.
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