You have one and it kind of quenches your thirst.
You have two and the body start to relax.
You have three, you start limbo.
You have four and you start for snore.
Hi, I'm Ainsley Harriott
and this is Snack Wars, the UK versus Jamaica.
And this is a LADbible.
Mmm, what have we got here?
Stamina Conqueror, Jamaican Roots Tonic.
Yeah boy. Shake up.
Yeah man, shake up your roots.
What have we got in here?
Donkey weed, green bark, bridalwist and natural herbs.
I can taste the donkey.
Jamaican win!
Well, there's nothing better than a patty, Or a-
Feels like a sausage roll, about to find out.
I think I'm going to go for the old Greggs first.
Have a little bit of a-
break off here.
Oh it's nice and warm.
Ooh, what have we got here now.
Ooh, that's it.
Mmm.
Yeah.
These patties are really lovely
when they've just come out of the oven.
But down here at LADbible,
they pop them into the microwave,
it steams it all up
and it becomes a little bit floppy.
But the taste...
Spicy.
Jamaica, you're looking good.
Now you're talking.
Red Stripe or a likkle bit
of Old Speckled Hen.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not too sure about that.
I'm not too sure, but I am comparing it with the Red Stripe.
There's something really lovely about, isn't there too?
It's just, you know, you have one
and it kind of quenches your thirst.
You have two and the body start to relax.
You have a three, you start limbo.
You have four and you start for snore.
That has to be the winner.
Right, what have we got here?
Ooh, yes sir.
A bit of bun.
Gotta open this up first, eh?
Mmm. It is good.
You need a little bit of nutmeg grated on top.
Ooh it's sweet, sir!
What have we got here now?
Scones with clotted cream.
And like any good chef, I always come with my own knife.
You know they do say,
it depends what part of the country you come from,
whether it's the clotted cream first, or the jam.
How do you like yours?
Just f**king slap it on!
I know, that's what I mean!
This is the winner.
And the winner is...
Jamaica.
What the f**k is that?
Oh, bru, what the- that smells like f**king a**e.
Am I eating a**e juice?
What is this?!
Obviously, I'm a man, I taste a**e, so,
I know what a**e tastes like.
This is when you go in too deep.
I've never tried-