so what do you think yeah yeah Wow Wow
all right oh yeah I have to reproduce
think it's okay I'm used to that so how
do you know my dad he kidnapped me what
we killed some people is very funny
you know David all before you guys work
together no I met him at the the
chemistry read at the audition you know
we auditioned together and we have
friends in common and I'd heard that he
was the sweetest guy in the world and he
he really really do feel like you'll
keep in touch with him through the rest
of your life
I talk to him all the time I do yeah
we're like brothers I mean you know I
asked him for advice and I just he's
truly the sweetest guy really well this
happened check this out this is he's
almost too sweet you know like he'll
kind of like it's not good to be around
him because the comparison isn't good I
see so we were shooting this movie
stupor we finished last last June so a
year ago and I go into the last day of
shooting it's the middle of the night
we're shooting at night and I walk into
the hair and makeup trailer and there
are presents everywhere the whole place
is lined with gifts and people are so
excited that crying they're high-fiving
Dave went and got presents for every
single person on crew there are two main
people in the movie and one of them went
and got presents for every single person
and didn't tell the other person and
Jimmy these gifts are so thoughtful like
what kind of stuff like like a like I
know you've had trouble sleeping so
here's a book that'll help you with that
oh yeah are like gifts for everyone
everybody like well you know your cat's
in a better place I mean nobody can
replace pebbles but I got you a
certificate for a kitten adoption really
well one point was like Oh your favorite
colors purple so I got you a purple
Louis Vuitton bag he knows people's
favorite colors
I didn't even know her name
I'm just knew her as the lady who always
wears a purple shirt so I'm kind of
freaking out right and I and I go
outside I go on set and I'm sitting
there and all anybody's talking about
it's like when did he get you oh my god
I can't believe it he's the best guy in
the world I'm stress-eating Funyuns I'm
like I get on post mates I'm like maybe
I can you know hey you know what would
go great with a Louis Vuitton bag medium
order of french fries Dave comes on set
and literally everybody is just classic
they stopped work and this I am not
kidding everyone's chanting Dave Dave
hey Dave
Funyuns Funyuns day and I'm like guys we
have to get to work people are trying to
sleep Dave finishes shooting I have one
extra scene left so I go up to Dave and
I'm like dude I love you I'm gonna miss
you so much you're the best and he's
like oh no I want to be here when you
finish plus it's gonna I know ah the
balls on this guy it hangs out yeah and
he's like it's gonna take me a couple of
hours to give away all the gifts anyway
and then I ever thought that chills me
to my soldier he's probably gotten me
again yeah cool I haven't gotten any oh
no I might like the color drains from my
face I'm texting my wife Emily the whole
time I'm like what am I gonna do what am
I gonna do so I go back to my trailer
and the unthinkable has happened it's
just full of gifts for me Wow
and there's a card that says Kumail on
it and I know it's just gonna be like
horrendously thoughtful you know so I
just paced back and forth I can't look
at this card and I can't swear right now
but I really want to and I finally get
up the courage to I opened the card I
read it it's so disgustingly thoughtful
I start crying
and what he got me was he got me a real
like he was like a 12-time WWE Champion
got me like a big actual championship
belt with my name engraved on it and it
said undisputed champion I'll tell you
who did not feel like a champion that
night do you say undisputed 200 people
crew in Atlanta that will dispute the
premiere I told Dave I was a dude what
did you do and he's like I can put your
name on all the girls
oh oh don't even worse yeah well he's
really the sweetest it sounds like it
well the movie is very funny it's called
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