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Tari: Okay,
run me through this one more time, Sofia?
Sofia: Well, Tari, you've warped into video games that have...
plunged you into fiery war zones,
forced you to race at high speeds,
and pushed your physical endurance to its limit!
But for today's training, we're going to be working on your problem solving skills and social interaction with video game NPCs!
Tari: Social interaction?
Oh... that sounds like a lot of work... (Introvert intensifies)
Sofia: Too bad! 3, 2, 1, GO!
*epic transition*
Tari: ehhhh hello?
Anyone here?
TheOdd1sOut: Hello there! (sub to TO1O)
Tari: Oh! Hello...
TO1O: You don't look like you're from around here...
*Giggling or something*
Tari: What makes you think that?
TO1O: Hmm... I don't know.
There's just something weird about the way you move.
Tari: Fair enough.
Well, my name's Tari.
Are you the... guide of this area?
TO1O: That's correct! My name's TheOdd1sOut,
and I'm here to show YOU...
*drumroll*
...how to make a Sooubway sandwich!
Tari: Don't you mean a Sub-
TO1O: Nope, I definitely meant Sooubway!
*Whispers* It's a legal thing.
Tari: OK, well, I could go for a sandwich.
TO1O: Okay, first off, we start with a turkey italliano on wheat bread,
extra meat and extra cheese, toasted,
with all the vegetables,
except banana peppers and jalapeños.
Are you with me so far?
(Tari in her natural habitat, eating bread.)
Tari: Uh, could you go through that one more time?
(Tari chuckles)
???: YAAAAAAAAAAH!
GRUMP SMASH! (slams bread)
Take that, (stomps)
and that, (chops)
and one of those! (2 finger poke)
TO1O: Woah, not cool!
Tari: I take it you don't like sandwiches...
Mister... Uh?
(Arin burns the bread)
Arin: My name's Arin,
I'm here to purge the world of
poopy-garbage sandwiches
like this one! (kicks the bread)
TO1O: Alright, buddy,
them's are fightin' words.
Tari: Maybe you shouldn't fight the guy holding a flamethrower.
Arin: Ahem.
Have you heard about our lord and savior Wondy's?
TO1O: *whispers* Legal thing.
Arin: I'll show you how to make a much better sandwich.
One bathed in both beauty,
AND simplicity.
Tari: Okay, Sure.
Arin: My sandwich is simple:
Pretzel bun, beef patties, bacon, and if you want to get real experemental,
Honey.
And, *chuckles*
And peanut butter. Oh god, yes, the peanut butter!
Tari: Wait, honey and peanut butter? I'm not sure those belong in a burger.
Arin: Well, they do in the Grumps-Burger.
TO1O: Hey, stop filling her head with nonsense!
Being a sandwich artist is about mixing the ingredients that you have in bigger and better ways,
not just THROWING things together!!
Arin: Maybe, if you're boring.
The art of the sandwich is to take ANYTHING, and make something beautiful with it,
like a burger filled with frosting.
Tari: *gags*
TO1O: Come on, Tari, let's make a PROPER sandwich, with PROPER ingredients.
Arin: Ay, Wondy's is all about proper ingredients.
Made fresh, not frozen, right?
DAMN IT WONDY'S, SPONSOR ME ALREADY! I'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT, I SWEAR!
TO1O: Sooubway is about freshness, too! It's right there in the motto...
*whispering* and eating Sooubway won't cause you to spend your evening in the bathroom.
Arin: Hey, when I eat Wondy's, I suck it down and poop like a regular man,
PLUS, Wondy's is actually 'fast' food.
Eating at Sooubway is like riding the actual Sooubway.
It takes fricking forever!
(This right here is a war between youtubers.)
TO1O: SOOUB
TO1O: SOOUBWAY!
Arin: WON
Arin: WONDY'S!
Hey, food based violence never solves anything.
Arin: Your right,
lets go with real violence!
(lightsaber duel start!)
*screaming*
*boom*
Tari: Hey, Guys!!
Come on, eh stop!
Uh!
Why don't you guys like to, uhh...
...draw something?
Ohhh! Look at the calm little ducky!
Ohhh! Quack!
Quack?
*punching like crazy*
(where did Arin get a dragon?)
TO1O: Pocket Sprinkles!
Arin: OH GOD! MY EYES!!
TO1O: *laughing like a villan*
*pops*
Tari: There...
all done!
TO1O: *screaming*
Tari: *clears throat* gentlemen...
I present to you, The ultimate sandwich!
Something that no person can possibly hate!
Classic ingredients,
done with taste of simplicity,
the grilled cheese sandwich! (wow)
Both: WHOAAAAAAAAAA!
Sofia: Great job, Tari! And you said you couldn't talk to people.
Arin: Ahh! James: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Ahh! No, no, no, calm down! That was just Sofia.
Arin: What's a Sofia?!
Tari: Well, she's my friend in the real world!
The world we're in right now is a video game.
James: Are you saying we're NOT real?
(to the pattern of the song) Arin: OUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS!!!
Tari: No, no! You ARE real, its just, you're world is inside MY world.
OK, if my world was like a sandwich,
Then, THIS world would, be like a pickle...
in the middle of it!
James: Ohhhhhh!
Both: *screaming in terror*
James: CONSCIOUSNESS IS A LIE!!!!
Arin: DUST IN THE COSMIC BALLET!!!
Tari: Ugh...