top 10 embarrassing video game achievements
We all like to win.
Winning stuff is great.
Racking up all those achievements in a game is incredibly satisfying, and I’m sure we’ve
all gloated once or twice about a rare one we’ve managed to forever solidify in our
gaming profiles, regardless of whatever your system of preference is.
And sometimes developers have a sense of humour and add cheeky little achievements, some of
which players can laugh along with, others that, well, can leave one hell of a scar on
your game card.
So today we’re exploring some of these achievements with our top 10 embarrassing video game achievements
list.
Here’s hoping you haven’t collected any of these.
And if you have all 10, well, gotta say, that’s an achievement of it’s own.
10 Adult Content - Dead Rising 2: Off the Record
Oh hey, its the zombie apocalypse!
You know what that means!
I should probably go snap as many photos of dirty things as I can!
So turns out if those statements match the thoughts that went through your head while
playing this game, there’ a decent change you may have this achievement.
So how is it acquired?
Well, there’s a few ways, but the one most infamous requires you to hop on over to one
of the souvenir kiosks in the Uranus Zone, take out your camera, zoom in on 4 dildos
aka the alien probes and take a photo of em.
The achievement is technicially for taking a photo that is worth at least 1000 erotica
points.
9 Dark Souls 2 - This is Dark Souls This is the first achievement you gain in
Dark Souls 2.
And for many players out there, it’s also their last.
Many people have argued that the Dark Souls games are impossible, and the hardest out
there to beat.
Well, if you’re one of the players who feel that way - totally valid opinion, by the way
- there’s a good chance you have this achievement.
Because you get it just by dying for the first time.
8 The Paramour - Fable 2 This achievement can be gained by two different
methods.
The first is have sex 25 times.
Okay, dope.
I believe in you.
Go get your freak on!
What about that second way though?
Oh, you know, just watch another hero have sex 25 times, no biggie.
…..YEP.
I mean, I get it if you peep a look once or twice when your friends are getting it on
in the game, sure, curiousity, it happens.
But 25 TIMES.
DUDE.
So here’s hoping those of you who snagged this achievement or are on a quest to get
it are going about it the former way rather than the latter.
7 Long Road Ahead - Guitar Hero 2 This one is rewarded to you when you fail
a song on easy mode in Guitar Hero 2.
Which is pretty hard to do.
Now if you have zero hand eye coordination or just have terrible luck when a fake plastic
guitar is thrust into your arms, well, perhaps you’ve see this one before.
I mean, at least the title of the achievement is somewhat encouraging, right?
6.
20 Straight Losses in DOA Online - Dead or Alive 4
Wanna show off to your friends how bad you are at a game?
Well, if you have a 20 match losing streak, you’ll be rewarded with this very obvious
blemish on your profile.
It also lands you with a gamescore of 0, so it’s just the gift that keeps on giving,
eh?
Put this under the gameplay?
Shame bell
5 Shake it Baby in Duke Nukem 3D Is seeing a pair of virtual boobs for a second
and a half worth the embarrassment of having all your friends know you did it?
Well, you be the judge, internet.
Duke Nukem 3D was widely criticized for dumbing down the franchise and making Duke into a
rather douchey version of his once beloved character.
And I think this achievement goes a long way in solidifying that - not only is this the
porn man’s strip club compared to games like GTA V, it’s also just not really worth
the dollar.
As awful as that sounds.
4 Go Get Some Sun - Call of Duty World at War
Well, that’s pretty damn self explanatory isn’t it?
So, when you achieve the highest rank possible in the game, you’re awarded with this cheeky
little achievement.
As you can imagine, this requires you to play hours and hours and hours and HOURS of this
game.
So yeah, maybe go congratulate yourself with some much needed vitamin c?
3 I Swear!
I did it by Mistake!
in Lollipop Chainsaw Did you though?
So in Lollipop Chainsaw, if you take a peak up Juliet’s skirt while you’re controlling
her and redirecting the camera to try to see up her skirt.
She’ll cover herself immediately.
Hold that angle and this achievement will pop up.
And it’ll be hella difficult to deny that you were up to know good.
2 Smooth as Fuck - Hunie Pop Dating sims can be fun.
Like Dream Daddy, for instance.
But there there’s others like Hunie Pop, which has sexually explicit content.
Of the pornographic kind, of course.
And hey, no judgement, whatever floats your boat.
Or maybe you’re just curious, thats cool too.
But whatever the reason for your purchase of Hunie Pop is, there’s one achievement
in the game that can is a tad questionable.
Or rather, shows that you’re REALLY good at playing dating sims.
Or that you took the time to look up the walkthrough on how to successfully not fail a single date
and have sex with every girl.
I’ll let you form your own opinions on that one.
1 Snake Beater - Metal Gear Solid 2 Oh boy.
Well, if you have an active imagination - or rather, just an imagination, let’s be honest
here - you can probably take one guess what this achievement is implying.
So, in Metal Gear Solid 2, take Snake into the Deck-A locker room and open up the locker
in the furthest corner of the room.
Inside is a sexy poster.
Go into first person mode.
Look at the sexy poster.
After starring at it for a while, give Otacon a call.
This will lead to a comical exchange of dialogue.
And an achievement that is a pun for the ages.
Well, a lot of those had a sexual undertone to them, didn’t they?
Shame comes in many forms, friends.
So, what’s the worse achievement you’ve ever gotten?
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