♪ Sunday morning, man she woke up fighting mad ♪
♪ Bitchin' and moanin' on and on 'bout the time I had ♪
♪ And by Tuesday, you could see the girl was good as gone ♪
♪ And when Thursday came around, I was all alone ♪
♪ So I went for a drive to clear my mind ♪
♪ Ended up at a Shell on I-65 ♪
♪ Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket ♪
♪ Bought two twelve-packs and a tank of gas with it ♪
♪ She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was wrong ♪
♪ I was caller number five on the radio station ♪
♪ Won a four-day, three-night beach vacation ♪
♪ Deep sea senorita fishing down in Panama ♪
♪ And I ain't gotta see my ex-future-mother-in-law anymore ♪
♪ Oh Lord, when it rains it pours ♪
♪ When it rains it pours ♪
♪ Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize ♪
♪ When she heard about my new found luck on that FM dial ♪
♪ And it's crazy how lately now ♪
♪ It just seems to come in waves ♪
♪ What I thought was gonna be the death of me ♪
♪ Was my saving grace ♪
♪ It's got me thinkin' that her leavin' ♪
♪ Is the only logical reason ♪
♪ That I got the last spot in the Hooter's parking lot ♪
♪ And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart ♪
♪ She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call ♪
♪ And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle ♪
♪ Won a used four-wheeler and three free passes ♪
♪ For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf ♪
♪ And I ain't gotta see my ex-future-mother-in-law anymore ♪
♪ Oh Lord, when it rains it pours ♪
♪ When it rains it pours ♪
♪ I've been on one hell of a redneck roll ♪
♪ For three weeks now ♪
♪ And it all started on the day that she walked out ♪
♪ Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket ♪
♪ Bought two twelve-packs and a tank of gas with it ♪
♪ She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was wrong ♪
♪ And I was caller number five on the radio station ♪
♪ Won a four-day, three-night beach vacation ♪
♪ Deep sea senorita fishing down in Panama ♪
♪ And I ain't gotta see my ex-future-mother-in-law anymore ♪
♪ Oh Lord, when it rains it pours ♪
♪ When it rains it pours ♪
- It's do or die, baby!
(audience cheering and applauding)