[music]
Ice cream was a great idea
This has been such a perfect date
I love you, my ducky~
I love you so much
It's been really nice.
Yeah...
My only regret is like, there's no place to relax and hang out here.
You just got to keep walking and I'm so sweaty.
Don't you want to sit down?
Yea, I do.
Then why don't you?
[bell]
Oh my god, what are you doing?
This is great!
Well, I'm sitting!
How did you do that?
You didn't notice this giant thing hanging out of my ass this whole time?
Oh my god!
I have a built-in chair - in my ASS!
I can't believe that I didn't notice that earlier!
How could you not? Your hand is hitting it also!
It really just blends in! I'll be honest - we should just get a couple sets, right?
[music]
I've got to admit, this thing is pretty freaking awesome.
Being to sit anytime I want is amazing!
I mean, technically I could just sit on you--
You can!
So now we have like a double--
Look at all the intimacy that you can get from this product!
Can it really hold the weight of both of us?
Of course it can!
What's it made out of?
Styrofoam.
Really?
Yeah, if you unzip it...
Oh!
Simon: Styrofoam.
OK, so it's really firm.
High-quality styrofoam.
Ok, so-- oh, you have to take it off.
Martina: Oh no-- oh, saw it. Oh no - oh my god
OK, hold on...
The only problem with this thing is it's a little bit uncomfortable to put on; you got to pop both legs through the straps - like this - and then you got to slide it on, like...
[Martina laughs] Oh my god.
(I've) got a korean dude on his cellphone just staring at me right now as I touch my crotch...
It's really tighter on my groin - I've never felt so much pressure on my groin area as I'm walking.
But you're gonna want to know - who is this actually for?
I think this is for people who do farm work, that maybe their back hurts from bending over.
Martina: Ah!
So they could sit down, and do stuff like this - walk around, hey; and then, boom! Isn't that great? Huh?
Turn around, and then, boom! That girl likes it over there.
Anywhere, I could just walk around. When you want to sit down, boom!
Martina (giggling): I want to melt into my surroundings!
Boom! Just like that.
I can sit down beside anyone I want.
You're going to be like, hey girl. What up?
This is the perfect product.
This is one of my favorite wonderful treasure finds, ever.
Martina: Oh my god!
This is a wonderful treasure - we have found it and we're going to keep this forever.
Martina: Guess that there's nothing I can do about it.
Simon: Nothing at all.
Martina: Just accept the fact that you're just wearing this weird thing...