- This looks like the wet rice I made with a colander - No, no, this is not wet rice.
- It looks amazing!
- This is properly made rice just with more water.
Previously Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to Chinatown.
- Do you smack kid?
- No, we didn't smack kid.
- That's why you turn out like this.
- I think I am PANsexual. [touches wok]
- That is not a cupcake.
- This is Chinese cupcake.
- Now back to part two of video, we go to Chinese restaurant.
- So, Auntie Hersha
- You eat everything right? - I'm like 97.4% vegan.
- Haiya...vegan...
- Vegan don't know how to enjoy life, how you come to Chinese restaurant be vegan? What you eat?
- What you eat? The peanut? - Because this is a cultural exchange
- I'm going to use my 3% of being non-vegan.
- Okay. - So go wild Uncle Rog!
- Auntie Hersha giving up her morals for YouTube video.
- Uncle Roger like. Moral is useless, YouTube video, very useful!
- Chicken feet, duck tongue, pig ear, all serve cold, what you think?
- WhaT YOu ThINk?
- Just order what you'd usually get.
- Okay. Challenge accepted. - Oh, uh, do you have anything vegan?
- oNE tHiNg
- Vegan at dim sum can only get one dish.
- So sad.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
- It loo- it looks like raw plastic.
- No, it not raw plastic. This is chicken feet how you can call chicken feet raw plastic?
- Don't think. - It doesn't really smell of anything.
- Just wang in mouth.
- Is there any kind of dipping sauce? - No dipping sauce.
- You eat like this. You eat dog penis, but you scare chicken feet?
- What is this logic? - Okay, what's this one?
- This is duck tongue.
- This is also cold. - Do you know duc-
- Offal is very fashionable.
- Offal? What is offal?
- Well it is offal, the tongue
- Like offal is little bits of meat that people don't usually want to eat
- HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAA
- We call duck tongue but you call offal.
- So hard to understand. We call it what it is but you call offal.
- Nobody know what is offal.
- Uncle Roger put duck tongue on my tongue.
- MmmmmMmMMmMMMMMmmm.
- It's alright.
- Once i've got past the fact that it's a tongue.
- Auntie Hersha, this is Uncle Roger fAVVoURite dish of all time.
- Crispy pork.
- Best food in the world. If you die and go to heaven it is first meal they serve for you.
- Yeah, but pigs are very smart animals. So I wouldn't want that.
- Smart animal can still be tasty. So smart, so tasty.
- Oh Auntie Hersha, that is your vegan dumpling.
- In Chinese restaurant, vegan food, they very condescending.
- They make it green to tell you. This is vegan food. Look at this-
- Let's shame this vegan over here make it green. So the whole shop know you vegan.
- Well, I'm used to shame, so I'll take my shame.
- And eat that. Yeah, no. The dumplings are really good, but I just don't feel that satisfied.
- That's why Uncle Roger got you this also. This is congee.
- Very satisfying. Best food.
- Every time Uncle Roger sick, my mom make this for me. Very nice.
- This looks like the wet rice I made with the colander. - No, No. This is not wet rice-
- It look- it looks amaaaaazing!
- This is properly made rice just with more water. - Wet rice.
- They don't run this to colander.
- No, no, no. Don't use the word wet.
- Uncle Roger hear the word wet is the Uncle Roger hear the word moist. Very disgusting now.
- Finally, he gets me.
- Hiya, she don't get me at all. In Asia if you sick, your mom make this for you.
- In western country, if you sick, your mom give you medicine and throw you out.
- Well, that's nice. I can see why you'd have it when you're ill, it's just kind of like really light.
- Dim sum is best version of brunch.
- Brunch? - Yeah, Chinese people doing dim sum for brunch since 1845.
- But did they do avo on toast?
- Avoca- What is avocado? Oh my God...
- Just give me one sec.
- Where is that? Looking for... just got my oat milk.
- Coffee.
- Oh, look!
- Everywhere I go, avocado.
- Don't bring avocado to Chinese restaurant.
- Oh my God. This is insult to Chinese culture. Chinese people, we don't eat avocado.
- Dumpling better for your soul.
- MMMMmmmMMMmMMmmmmm.
- This is fish Uncle Roger gonna eat later.
- 下次見 (See you next time.)
- What are you doing? - Nothing, I was just um asking... Nothing
- Oh, look! Acupuncture. - Oh acupuncture. Yeah. Yeah. Auntie Hersha know acupuncture.
- Yeah, I love it!
- Ohhhhhh, me too! - I can't imagine you'd like it.
- You like it?
- YEAH.
- That's like alternate therapy, that's like hippie world, isn't it?
- No, no. It's Chinese therapy.
- Always good. Chinese therapy always better than western therapy.
- Auntie Hersha, this hand waving cat bring you good luck.
- This year you had so bad, this year, so you should buy a cat.
- I think you should buy me a good luck cat.
- Fine. Uncle Roger cause Auntie Hersha a lot of pain, so...
- Next, Uncle Roger go get favourite drink bubble tea.
- Well, this is a very trendy place.
- Yes, Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to bubble tea shop.
- Auntie Hersha, Uncle Roger gonna get you this bubble tea. What you think?
- What you think?
- I think, I want the gold one with the rose, brown rose/ flower thing.
- oOOoOHHHHH.
- Auntie Hersha. High roller.
- The dairy is probably gonna make me feel sick, but I'm gonna suffer for the art.
- It just tells your fortune. - Oh my God. I love it!
- No obstacle will stop you from being successful in love.
- That is correct. Uncle Roger have Auntie Jenny now. - But i'm getting in the way apparently.
- But I'm not. - Hiiiiyaa.
- First you ruin rice. Now, you ruin my love life.
- This is a lot of plastic. - Oh, plastic is Asian people favourite thing.
- Killing sea turtle is our hobby.
- Look how hipster this looks it looks so cool and trendy, doesn't it?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's better than Starbucks.
- Starbucks? I don't do so much. - But you so white you don't do Starbucks?
- NOOOO. - ooOHHHH.
- I'm a hipster.
- You see ball under, under your cup. - They're really small, those balls.
- Oh, is that what you like?
- No, I don't like small balls. - So Auntie Hersha only like big ball in mouth?
- OOOOHHHHHH.
- I'm gonna eat some tiny balls now.
- Did you get the ball? - I got- I got two balls
- Two ball is perfect number of ball. - It's nice.
- Is it better than kombucha?
- No, I prefer kombucha.
- Um, I like the kind of burnt caramel taste.
- But I really hate milk.
- ooooooohhh.
- Are you one of those lactose intolerant people? - I- I actually am.
- Oh no. - I know.
- You will get diarrhoea soon.
- I think i'm probably gonna get diarrhoea soon. - All the balls coming up.
- If they did it with Oatly oat milk, then I'd really love it.
- I'd have it all the time.
- Okay, so you're gonna make oat milk bubble tea. Hiiiiiyaaaaa.
- So white, so white!
- So Auntie Hersha, we spent all day in Chinatown today. What you think? What you think?
- Um, I'm really impressed with my massive stick.
- Cinnamon sticks.
- After Auntie Hersha have the ball in her drink,
- Now she very sexual.
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- Hersha Patel!
- In next video Auntie Hersha gonna show Uncle Roger her culture.
- Where are you gonna bring me?
- I'm gonna take you to east London, where I live.
- Where you are just gonna be... surprised.
- You're gonna have a great time. I'm gonna show you all my favourite places.
- We're gonna maybe do some yoga, meditation.
- Have some avocado.
- Maybe... I don't know, some sourdough?
- Kombucha!
- Auntie hersha are gonna try to turn Uncle Roger into white people.
- No, no, no, very sad.
- Niece and nephew, see you in my next video!
- Bye bye!
- 谢谢大家 (Thank you everyone.)
- Oh, Auntie Hersha I can speak Mandarin? Oh my God.
- Chinese people, we drink tea because tea is good.
- But Auntie Hersha drink tea because Oh! It's so healthy for you~
- Oh my God, it's so healthy for you~
- Need more MSG.
- Did you like the second one? - Yeah, cause you didn't use the colander.
- Yes! And the fried rice lady. Yes.
- Of course, of course, of course. Yeah.
- Oh, it's Uncle Roger. Making fried rice properly. Hiyaaaa.
- Thank you. Bye bye.