who is it who's behind the bike you have
ten seconds to answer me time it's time
it's time time time time the only cure
for sadness look back everybody to my
humble abode you're all welcome inside
this giant I was gonna say an echo
chamber but that's a bad thing it's not
an echo chamber
it's a chamber that creates echoes
whatever role the means me people trying
to make memes on this subreddit you
ain't from around here are you
first of all I've never seen that movie
and secondly it doesn't matter memes is
means matter it doesn't even matter if
they're funny memes as memes and that's
what the internet is the Internet is
just a collective subconscious and we're
all trying to figure out what we're
trying to do out here we're trying to
figure out why we exist we're trying to
figure out why we all yell into this
digital thing trying to make an imprint
and it's working because I laugh at
every single one of calling him jack or
Shawn no no calling him Billy Bob
McGinty now that's good [ __ ] just call
me Billy Bob to give to you from now on
you know what this is going to happen if
you're walking down the street like a
month and somebody a graphic or like
Billy Bob McGinty and I'll just keep on
walking and you'll never get to talk to
me because I will have forgotten that I
send this diamonds now everyone's at now
Irish potatoes now that's good [ __ ]
that's all I need just give you some
taters give you some spuds my life will
be happy I don't need anything else in
my life
just give me Tait hos I kind of need air
and oxygen and everything else but
whatever potatoes is life Oh God Jesus
the
[ __ ] calling him jacksepticeye small
brain calling him jack slightly bigger
brain calling him Shawn all were getting
into it calling him the Gaelic gladiator
calling him Billy Bob McGinty calling
him the garlic gladiator realizing it
doesn't matter what we call him true
enlightenment my third eye has been
opened and squeegeed clean I can see it
all now I'm a real gamer because it
doesn't matter what you call me because
at the end of the day you were never
able to be you'll ever be able to call
me as many names as I've called myself
over the years why why is this a thing
what do they create new wacky names for
jacksepticeye yeah cuz we need it more
I'm a short Jack and that's not
confusing enough already no now we have
the glad lad Jack's lepresean loud
potato and PM a and P man you wanna call
me P man is that really what you want to
call me it wasn't PM a hand but no it's
just looks like P man that's it I'm P
man destroyer of toilets fighter of evil
I am be man ready to fight
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let me just create something that
everyone calls me calls me sir or Lord
so that whatever you see me Epona you
people come up you're like excuse me
Lord and their program is like won't
ever be a big deal if everyone's calling
them Lord you know what let's not it
sounds like we have a cold thing and
YouTube fandoms are kind of bordering
Colts already so let's not test the
waters shall we let's just smack my
microphone for does that sound good
oh my Vince and the Slap Chop guy that
is first of all I was looking at this
going that's an incredible troll face
and then I'm over here going that's me I
I did the same my hair is not as wild as
it was back then
those were the Jack years two weeks ago
let's not forget that Vince went to jail
for apparently beating the [ __ ] out of a
hooker so let's let's maybe not liking
two things the same but also that's the
same that I do it you're gonna love my
nuts oh my god it good it not good it
bad it's scary okay it's fun we should
just go at the slap shop shop shop shop
or we should accounted a sleep shop haha
the I get a lot of holes here
well [ __ ] don't even have eyes Jesus
look at this man he poses to come apart
the Red Sea hair but yes you are correct
I get a lot of hoes in Minecraft
I've made a lot of them it's not real
though because a character like this in
anime would never have a beard
they need to be baby face so everyone
can be like jack in 2016 [ __ ] holy
mother of [ __ ] [ __ ] jack 2019 what the
Frick frack sticks nice yeah you're
pretty damn on the money with that one
first of all we're in a state of YouTube
where you can't say anything you can't
swear at all without getting all of your
ad revenue taken away from you so every
everybody's changing but also this just
got easy just saying it's like silly
swear words over the top all the time
like that's that's easy mode coming up
with silly sounding words it's just way
more fun these days there's something so
hilarious but something terrible
happening and thank God oh man it's just
such a nice juxtaposition ah man what
the [ __ ] god shite is this it's so
funny but it's low-hanging fruit at this
point should just make a video that's
like called
D monetization and it's just me sitting
here and swearing non-stop for the
entire video don't say anything else
just take up a swear Bible and say every
single one of them and look at the
metrics of it ah that's a great idea I'm
gonna do that after this also it's
mainly due to minecraft
there's something about Minecraft where
I can swear during it and whatever but I
don't want to it's too wholesome I don't
want to I don't want to take it down to
my level
with this device I can now read the mind
of my crush potato she is perfect it's
all it takes that way you don't you know
how they say the way to a person's heart
no the way to Jack's potato is with
potato top coming is don't break her
ankle
a lot of times it's they broke a girl's
ankle okay whatever you break a girl's
ankle one time and suddenly everyone's
like a little break their ankles fair
Jack please explain I just had to
explain to Felix wide pop the cherry
actually means and then I reply with it
I feel like I failed him as a friend
what is there to explain Felix didn't
get a common expression I don't know
what he thought it was I think he
thought it was just like popping a
cherry was a thing you do like oh I
threw something across the room I guess
I popped a cherry oh we need to pop the
champagne
oh let's pop the cherry
let's know but again I should have been
there for him I let him down he'd been
there in his time of need
damn it all never again
maybe I like in the next episode of
Minecraft we'd go in and I'd be like
Felix when the Minecraft birds and the
Minecraft bees love each other very much
when you are actually from the future
I'm gonna call you Samson because you're
Sam's son you get it it's very clever
name sends make son Samson two weeks ago
damn you did predict the future I mean
to be fair it's very obvious I was gonna
go to Samsonite because that's the name
of like the briefcases but you but it's
like Samson night but I also didn't want
havin to get confused for like something
that you put paper in as you can tell me
naming stuff in Minecraft is very big
brain who's that Pokemon
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why why would you do this to me it
wasn't my fault a little bit my fault
but I hated it all the same don't do me
like this don't hurt me
why would you do that I'm sad but as we
say here on meantime a meme a day keeps
the sadness away so let's just keep on
rollin maybe the next meme won't crush
my soul oh my god Tex it jacksepticeye
mangu blowed this has to stop PewDiePie
mangu blowed it's time to stop as you've
no doubt surmised by now by me and Felix
playing Minecraft together we share one
brain so we we trade off every now and
then and it's like no you have the brain
cell today I'll borrow tomorrow and then
it lines up and we have the same Titans
this is just code turned into me
guessing phrases and other languages now
as all to accept game and upload to
Harry yang lalu that's a fun language to
say I'm gonna say that that's
Vietnamese Filipino Tagalog I don't know
let me know in the comments down below
you know that comment section on there
it's not just to yell at people it's not
just a [ __ ] on everybody else it's not
just to tell me what I did wrong in the
episode and tell me that I need to get
green hair again and shave no you can
actually have helpful useful information
did you guys know about this life hack
YouTube hack i hack to youtube everybody
did you all know about this all my
friends came by to watch me record god
what is this a meme for ants this is
tiny
Jack Shawn Gaelic gladiator sceptic
pooper
what's up Malati's finding new ways to
draw winnie-the-pooh it's so awesome
this this is a weird one here though
what's the what's the original context
is is he like mid-frame it looks like we
need the poo just smoked a bowl with a
or and he's just saying yeah that's not
honey he ate lava exists Jack oh that's
my new favorite meme as well that I i'ma
head out I love it it's so funny but
it's like that Family Guy Lois me where
she's just like leaping into something I
I'm an in I always did in the last
episode no oh wait wait wait did I
mention it Oh every time have you
noticed this pattern every time I
mentioned not falling into lava in a
mean time it always happens almost in
the exact episode after it so I guess I
guess in the next episode of Minecraft
I'm falling into the lava again Wow jack
is so popular they added him in
Minecraft story mode
what even if they - wait do you smite
like this first Lego a no aim craft not
CH I am dis
pointment how dare you use my like
earnest for your video games come on mo
yang
he's even got my perfect dead soul
behind the eyes look he doesn't have the
good beard though he only has a crappy
beard you know what they they call this
in some places are talking vagina but
it's just the hair around the mouth oh
you need you need the full luscious Gail
it beard that's how you know it's a true
warrior damn drawing of Jack I'm so
proud of it and I hope that you like it
I do I love it wow that's really damn
good you should be proud of it that's
incredible thank you so much Jackie boy
men damn boys 2 men
look at that luscious beard wear those
twinkly sparkly baby blues people have
sent me this a lot recently Jack in 2014
oh my god I look like a douche bag 5
years later I'm not gonna lie the
resemblance is uncanny
oh it's been five years my my Styles
society styles have changed this is from
Far Cry primal I mean the character
looks a lot like me I'm not gonna lie
he's even got my weird Apple bulging
biceps they say was Far Cry primal it's
hunter primal the the hunting game
regrown and find dinosaurs you know what
that was you know 2014 Jack was doing
right there he was lashing out he was
projecting I did I was covering up my
head with a flat cap I didn't even have
facial hair back then of course I'm
gonna call this person a douchebag of
course lashing out I was projecting my
insecurities onto somebody else and I
shouldn't do that
just be whatever you want to do look
however you want to look you know what
long as you're not hurting anybody
seung-ah's you're not an actual
douchebag
who cares oh dude that's awesome
let's call Shawn you are burning up
again shop shopping damn oh you even got
like well a regular creeper for the old
green to septic man but the wavy red and
black one for Felix
Oh Maya hey Maya whom bleep up being
chased by a baby zombie and you even
have big brain tower in the background
big brain tuber tower amazing what'll it
be cool if you actually could put the
nether right there and then it's it to
get into our pyramid it's a game of like
can mouth ships sprint through to get to
it that'd be awesome
Rodri Suarez thank you so much this is
incredible I love it oh look it's all my
favorites well some of my family is
missing but this is oh wait this is
drawn before we got new before we got
she upon and my happen Oh Samson let's
go say yes oh god that's really cool
yeah Finbar we've Sam we have green and
blue we have my beautiful rainbow my
double rainbow thank you for inverting
it you know what this guy's been telling
you lies for years this is what the real
rainbows look like but no fairy - thank
you very very much
I love I love seeing fan art so thank
you guys I know this seems cruel but I'm
genuinely curious will you press the
button you finally get to meet Keanu
Reeves but it's on the same day as
Felix's wedding what if Keanu was at the
wedding
everything about that there's always a
loophole to go to these questions but if
Keanu was like hey let's do an interview
on the same dais Felix's wedding I would
go to that wedding
as much as I loved Keanu Reeves I loved
Felix more and seeing them happy on
their special day because one of the
highlights of this year
I throw your question back in your face
what does this tip mirror do a professor
it shows us nothing more or less than
the deepest most different desperate
desires of our hearts
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the mirror of Erised said well just show
me potatoes all the time it never wavers
it never falters maybe every now and
then it'll show me my Minecraft dog but
other than that it's potatoes all the
time I should make a potato in Minecraft
it has a perfect picture of it right
here of what it looks like it's
perfectly pixelated everything in
Minecraft could be made pix I'd have to
make it 3d though screw it we're doing
it we're gonna build a big potato in
Minecraft somewhere Boogedy key report
video for too much yes the Silver Award
video game commentary best let's play
best youtubers great noises it's contact
that's all me and Felix even message
each other that be like deeply blip blop
blip blop ship ship by the end of that
series we're gonna have our own language
the language of the gods screw trying to
get the enchantment language like
actually translated let's get a petition
to get the blip blop actually translator
what does it mean what does it mean the
area 51 raid is 11 days away and
everyone has forgotten repost this meme
to spread awareness and hype
you heard it gamers area 51 raid
completely forgot that that was actually
still a thing I thought that mean just
came and went and died but I guess we're
still writing area 51 what's in there
maybe it is my brain cells what if in
area 51 it's just a bunch of dr. Phil
clones
what if area 51 is the ranch and we find
all the people that we sent there and
then dr. Phil is gonna have his work cut
out for him for when they get back what
if inside area 51 is just the friends we
made along the way maybe getting into
area 51 is the true test of friendship
all I know is it
one can get to the bottom what's in area
51 its youtubers and meemers girls
during puberty nothing guys during
puberty oh yes let me play with that
that's to puberty jokes effective in
fact I was wrong with me I i'ma head out
that's the end of meantime there are no
memes for today I'm glad that you
stopped by I hope that you had a few
less because don't forget a meme a day
keeps the depression away don't forget
to leave a like in the video if you
enjoy memes I know you all do I better
see Billy likes to smash it and I hope
you have wonderful day
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