- This is Madame Gazelle.
A child is Ill.
- Don't panic.
I'll come straight away.
- [Video Voiceover] I'm fast as **** boy.
(doctor laughs)
- What did I just hear?
Eyeballs where they shouldn't be saying, ah,
and does this guy look familiar?
Today we are breaking down and reacting to all
of the far out medical scenes and absurd injuries
from something I am told is called Peppa Pig Parodies.
So clearly it's not a kid show.
All right, let's dive right in.
- Hi, I'm Peppa Pig and today I get a medical exam.
- Okay, well Peppa,
I've got the results for your medical exam.
- Why does this character almost looks
like me if I have a beard that's growing out.
- But I'm afraid it's not good.
- Yipee!
- Have you noticed the misplaced eyes
on the side of your head,
and the engorged tumorous snout?
- My mom says they're pretty.
- We are all made differently.
Sometimes people's eyes are actually closer together
and sometimes they're further apart.
It could be indicative of somebody who,
having a genetic type disorder
but doesn't necessarily mean
that it is detrimental or that it requires surgery.
- These are severe genetic mutations
that require surgery immediately.
- Oh my goodness.
- Oh dear.
What if I don't make it through the operation?
- At the hospital when,
what I do for a living,
is we determine if somebody actually
requires emergent surgeries.
We'll find something and discuss it with the surgeon.
Say, Hey, does this individual need to be admitted
to the hospital or can they follow up with you
at the office and schedule a surgery as an outpatient?
- Well, Peppa was sold to the local butchers
and the town was fed for weeks.
- Oh my gosh.
If the town is made up of pigs
and then the other pigs are eating pigs,
Houston, we have a problem.
We don't do that.
Eating human tissue,
There's a rare disease called Kuru
which has to do with prions
and ends up being proteins that are in contaminated tissue.
- [Video Voiceover] Oh dear, Pedro has coronavirus.
- Not to worry.
I'll ring Dr. Brown Bear.
- Covid-19, a viral illness that wreaked havoc
for many years still causes potential severe illness
in people who are highly susceptible
weakened immune system, elderly.
It is now treated like other corona viruses
that have been out for a long time.
(phone dialing)
(phone ringing)
- Dr. Brown, bear speaking.
- Hello Doctor.
This is Madam Gazelle.
A child is ill!
- Don't panic.
I'll come straight away.
- [Video Voiceover] I'm fast as **** boy.
(doctor laughs)
- What did I just hear?
Kids in general always have germs,
They're always getting sick.
One, they're building their immune system
and the other is they're not
the cleanest people in the world.
They're, you know, wash, not washing their hands
they're rubbing their nose.
They're touching, they're spitting, they're kicking
- What seems to be the problem?
- I've got Ligma.
- What do you mean?
- Ligma? What you ask, Ligma balls.
- Oh my God.
I'm like, is it a ligament?
Is it like some weird tropical infectious disease?
Inappropriate.
- I've got coronavirus.
(child coughs)
- I see.
Is it a tickly cough or a chesty cough?
- So tickly cough versus chesty cough.
I get what the doctor's trying to describe.
Is it like something tickly in your throat?
So is it more of an upper respiratory infection
or is it deeper down in your lungs Concerning
for maybe like a pneumonia or a bronchitis.
- I Don't know, But it goes like this.
(character yells)
(doctor laughs)
- Exactly what I'm saying
about kids just sharing their germs with everybody else.
- Do I need medicine?
- Just a little spoonful.
I'm afraid it doesn't taste very nice.
(character exclaims)
- It tastes like deez nuts.
- Okay. Inappropriate again.
You can use honey, as long as you're older
than the age of one.
It has to do with a botulinum,
a neurotoxin that potentially can get into honey.
Or maybe the doctor started to give like an antibiotic.
- Thank you for looking after us, Dr. Brown Bear.
Who looks after you when you're ill?
- No one looks after me.
(children giggle)
(melancholy piano music plays)
- Aw!
Very rarely do doctors get sick.
I will say also that doctors do not call out of work.
If you actually end up having to be so sick
that you can't go to work, you find a replacement for you.
And if I do get sick,
I still have to even go to the doctor's office as well.
(bell dings)
- [Video Voiceover] It is home time,
and the children's parents are here to pick them up.
- Mommy, Daddy, I've got Coronavirus
- [Meme Voiceover] Run.
(doctor laughs)
- Somebody can be quite contagious.
Some are airborne, some are you know, contact,
Some are droplet.
It just depends on how they're processed.
- Of course, Peppa.
Yeah!
(madame gazelle coughs)
- Oh, the teacher's got it now.
(daddy pig coughs)
Sharing is caring.
Oh, everybody's got it.
- [Video Voiceover] Oh Dear.
All the grownups have caught coronavirus.
- Viruses go down different paths, usually.
It's like they spread really, really easy,
but their severity of disease is kind of light,
versus if the virus was so deadly and dangerous,
it actually potentially could burn itself out
because you don't have enough time for people
to share the virus with other people.
- And I've got diabetes.
- [Meme Voiceover] No!
(doctor laughs)
(fart sound effect)
- Speaking of farts, remember farts are good.
Make sure you get them out that way you don't get
dilation of your intestines and abdominal pain.
(loud fart sound effect)
- This is Dr. Polar bear.
(comical sound effect)
- Dr. Polar Bear had a very bad episode right there
of nystagmus when the eye actually has a ticking motion.
Could be related to vertigo
could be related to alcohol intoxication
and it actually could be related to a cranial nerve palsy.
- Who do we have here?
(peppa snorts)
- [Meme Voiceover] Your mama.
- [Peppa] Here it is!
- Excellent!
- Excellent
- Excellent.
(doctor chuckles)
- Let's start by seeing how tall you are.
Come and stand by the wall here please, Peppa.
- [Meme Voiceover] Do it!
- I'm a big girl now!
- Sike!
- So, quite common when you go to the doctor's office,
height, weight, there's a reason for that.
One, You wanna make sure your growth
and we wanna see basically,
how you are compared to everybody else.
- Now pop onto these scales for me please.
- All you international viewers out there
would be surprised we actually use kilograms
in medicine here in the United States.
- That's not good.
Now I will listen to your heart with my stethoscope.
- [Meme Voiceover] Let me out, please! Let me out of here!
(doctor laughs)
- That's really funny.
Oh my gosh.
No, it doesn't sound like that.
It's lub-dub, lub-dub, lub-dub.
- Thumpy-thump, thumpy-thump, thumpy-thump!
- That's pretty good - Thumpy-thump, thumpy-thump.
- Now I'll check your ears with my special torch.
(laser reverberates)
(TV static)
Now I'll check your mouth.
Say,
(burp sound effect)
- Okay, you know it's not a torch, it's called an otoscope,
and it's just a light so we can see,
and we can look through
and we're looking to make sure the canal is open
and we're making sure
that your eardrum looks good and healthy.
(burp sound effect)
- Ah! - [Meme Voiceover] Nope.
- Ahh!
- Most of the time if you actually go
and look at yourself in the mirror and you open your mouth
your tongue is in the way seeing those structures.
When you say, ah
everything drops down and you can look back there.
- Let's see you jump up and down.
(banging and booming)
- Nice!
- Do you like eating fruit and vegetables?
- I actually ask people when they have abdominal pain
and I'm concerned about appendicitis to actually see
if they can jump up and down or shake the the hospital bed.
Because if that causes discomfort
that means there's inflammation within the abdomen itself.
So this was quite interesting.
You know, there is some medical components
to it that I deal with on a daily basis,
So not bad, You know, some of it's a little bit raunchy
but outside of that it was quite entertaining.
Even for myself.
This is the first time I've ever seen this.
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