Little green men.
Flying saucers.
Area-51--and … wait a minute, what’s that?
The SCP Foundation?
What are these guys doing here?
Well, given the fact that conspiracy after conspiracy seems to be wrapped up and coiled
around itself in regard to that mysterious place known only as Area 51--it seems only
fitting that we hypothetically attempt to wrangle the two together, and see what fictional
anomalous monolith it can or could ever assemble.
The fact of the matter remains, Area 51 and The SCP Foundation are two peas in a pod when
it comes to underground, shadowy facilities orchestrating extraterrestrial activities--so
let’s see just exactly what they’ve got in common.
Hello internet, what’s going on, and once again welcome back to the most inquisitive
channel on YouTube--Life’s Biggest Questions.
As per usual, I’ll be your disembodied floating voice Jack Finch--as today, we curiously ask
the question--What If The SCP Foundation Is Hiding In Area 51?
Roll the clip.
For the curious amongst you, that clip was from Joss Whedon’s phenomenal horror mashup--The
Cabin In The Woods--and the real question to that scene is--why the hell would they
have a button labelled as SYSTEM PURGE just lying around?
Surely that’s just asking for trouble, right?
And in this case--under the parameters of our given hypothetical scenario--would the
SCP Foundation ever have a similar kind of button?
Well, of course not--because they’re not stupid.
Either way, Cabin in the Woods is an awesome film--and it’s a fitting visual depiction
to set the scene as we tackle this particular question.
For those that don’t know--Area 51 is an Air Force Military Installation that is currently
located primarily beside the geographical area of Groom lake, in the Amargosa Valley
of Nevada, that is believed by many to be harboring extraterrestrial life and or technology.
On the flip side to that, The SCP Foundation is a fictional shadowy government organization
that dedicates its existence to containing thousands upon thousands of anomalous objects
and entities, many of which seek to destroy the very fabric of reality--and all life as
we know it.
Yeah, there’s a lot to it--but if you’re not up to speed with the inner workings of
the SCP Foundation--why don’t you take a look at our many SCP based videos to brush
up.
Believe me, there’s quite a lot to get through.
In fact--believe it or not, under the many mysterious confines that characterise both
of these organisations--the SCP Foundation already *has* an addressal of the Area 51
site in its own archives.
And believe it or not… there is much more to it than just being a highly guarded mysterious
facility that the U.S government wants to keep secret--because in this case--it’s
alive.
Uhhh… yeah.
Let me explain.
As the record states, SCP-1051 isn’t a facility at all--but in fact, is a large, immobile
organism that is *presumably* of an extra-terrestrial origin.
It’s shell--as in the brick and mortar walls that denote it’s structure--measure approximately
700 meters by 500 meters by 50 meters.
This shell, which is anomalous in nature, serves to mimic what was previously the Area-51
air force base--and since at least the late 1950s, SCP-1051 has remained in appearance
as the infamous aircraft hangar in question.
And, if that’s not already insane enough--the nature of SCP-1051 is to function as an ambush
predator--which lures its prey toward it using a variety of sociological and psychological
manipulation.
And if that’s the case--the most recent Storm Area 51 Phenomena--may have very well
been fabricated by SCP-1051 itself, setting itself up for an all you can eat buffet--given
the fact that over a million people have signed up to supposedly take part.
If that is the case--then please, count this as a notice of warning to not attend--because
you’ll be eaten alive by a giant alien aircraft hangar.
Uhh… yeah.
That’s a pretty good reason, right?
And--trust me, it only gets worse.
SCP-1051 will periodically produce and launch--what can only be described as eggs--from itself.
They are elliptical in design but are flattened at the bottom to make a domed shape--and yeah,
you can guess what those things are, right?
Because, if you couldn’t have guessed by now--the origin of SCP-1051 is explicitly
tied to another infamous of extraterrestrial conspiracy--Roswell, New Mexico.
You see, it’s believed that SCP-1051 arrived on Earth in an egg, during an event that occurred
on July 8th 1947.
Originally, it was discovered by the United States Air Force, which then transported it
to the Groom Lake Area-51 Facility in Nevada--where it remained hidden from the Foundation’s
knowledge, up until an event that occurred in the late 1950s--and that’s where things
got really interesting.
I mean--that’s if a sentient, biological alien disguising itself as an aircraft hangar
isn't interesting enough.
You see, that’s because the egg in question--which was first thought to be a meteorite--actually
hatched whilst in containment at the Area-51 facility--and an extraterrestrial entity emerged
from within, and then absorbed one of the researchers inside of itself it typical cinematic
sci-fi horror fashion.
Slowly, over a grotesque protest that caused the facility to be completely evacuated--the
survivors witnessed Area-51 shedding it’s skin, so to speak, before rebuilding itself
biologically to perfectly resembled the hangar.
And now, that’s where it waits--luring unsuspecting humans to itself, where it feasts on their
biological matter.
It’s intentions or motivations are unknown.
Despite no lack of trying, the Foundation itself and its researchers know barely anything
about the entity--and as so far, the only course of action is to keep it contained,
behind fences, minefields, and armed guards.
The one thing they do know, though--is that SCP-1051’s main danger--is that of information
leakage--by disseminating information about itself through anomalous means, luring in
conspiracy theorists alike to snack upon.
Why?
No one knows.
Maybe it’s just hungry--but due to its efforts, the Foundation’s only means of containment
is the denial or falsification of rumours surrounding Area-51’s existence.
Uh.. yeah.
That’s kind of worrying, isn’t it?
In fact, SCP-1051’s efforts haven’t gone unnoticed by the Foundation.
As far as their aware, the entity has uploaded various claims of false information to numerous
conspiracy websites across the internet--including instances of: information of various spacecraft
being reverse-engineered inside itself, various Men in Black Theories of extraterrestrial
contact--it’s use as testing for various anomalous technologies such as weather controlling
devices and teleportation machines--various messages in radio and television transmissions
regarding its use by a “shadow government*--and even revealing masked orders to the U.S Military
Intelligence to officially reveal its existence.
Uh.
Yeah.
Again, if this isn’t already telling enough--I’d think twice about that whole Storm Area 51
thing--because… yeah, you’ll be eaten by an anomalous alien aircraft hangar.
So, yeah--you’ve been warned.
And their we have it--clear as day--the SCP Foundation certainly aren’t hiding in Area
51--because they’re containing Area-51, given the fact that it’s a… giant, terrifying
alien.
Who knew?
What did you guys think?
Do you agree?
Disagree?
Have any more to add?
Then let us know your thoughts down in the comment section below.
Before we depart from today’s video though, let’s first take a quick look at some of
your more creative comments from over the past few days.
First up, Daniel May says--
What if there’s nothing in Area 51?
-- Yeah, that’s probably for the best, isn’t it?
Nothing here folks.
Move on.
No giant alien entities eating people.
None at all.
Next up--Smokey 420 says--
-- What if Highlander Was Real?
-- Well, that’s easy.
There can be only one.
Blade Ravel says--
Nice video.
Hey, thanks Blade Ravel.
And finally, Jynxz says--
I’m scared now.
Yeah.
Me too.
On that note, unfortunately that’s all we’ve got time for in today's video, cheers for
sticking around all the way until the end.
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