- Howdy, howdy, howdy fruit lovers,
orange here,
and today I'm goin' head-to-head against pear,
in another zap-tastic episode
of the lie detector challenge.
(chuckles) Yeah!
- Glad to be here, Orange.
(buzzer chimes) (gurgles)
Okay.
Honestly, I don't really wanna be here.
- Thanks for the demo,
best friend in the entire world.
(chuckles)
See, the rules are simple:
Tell the truth or get the juice
- Can we get this over with?
I have somewhere to be.
Oh, let's just get this over with
- Alrighty.
So first I'm going to ask you a question
then it'll be your turn to ask me a question.
Ready?
- guess we'll find out.
- First question.
Do you Remember Liz from middle school?
- Um, I'm sorry, what was the name again?
Linz.
- Liz
- Riz
- Liz.
- Oh.
Liz
Um
nah, doesn't really ring a bell.
Okay. Maybe just a little.
Okay fine
I remember her
but it's been years, so it's not like I think about her
in a bearing amount or anything.
Okay .Of course.
I remember her.
I had the world's biggest crush
on her, but her family moved away
to Michigan and I never got a chance to say goodbye
but it's been years.
So I'm definitely over it now.
Okay. I'm almost over it now.
Okay. I still write poetry
about her while listening to Lincoln park.
- Wow.
I'd say this episode is off to a shockingly good start.
Can I just clarify something for the audience real quick?
Yes.
I've been writing poetry about her, but it's good poetry.
Okay. It's mediocre.
Okay. It's bad.
But that's not where it ends.
It's not like I've been trying to reach
out to her or anything.
I haven't tried reaching out in any creepy way.
Okay. I impulsively sent her an e-vite
to my birthday party a few months ago at 3:00 AM.
Even though I don't have a party plan.
- Wait Pear isn't today, your birthday?
- Yeah, but Liz would never show up
- Hey pear
- Hey Liz.
- So I got your e-vite where's the party.
Oh, it's gonna start in a minute.
Oh, there's no party.
There never was
right now I'm doing the lie detector challenge
with orange
- We're best friends.
- No, we're not.
- I know I sense some electricity between us.
Okay. So should I go or...
- No, no, no, please stay.
We're almost done.
I was just about to tell the audience
about all the really cool things I've been up
to since middle school ended.
Okay. Sorta cool.
Okay. Super boring.
I just read a lot
and try and avoid getting chopped by knives.
- That sounds cool to me.
I love reading.
- You do?
- Sure. And if I'm being honest
I don't like getting chopped by knives much either.
(soft laughter)
- This is going great pear
- I know right
- Now is the time
read her that poetry you've been writing.
- Dude!
- Pear? You wrote some poetry?
- Oh um
no.
Okay. I mean yes, but it's not about you.
Okay okay
It's about you, but it's not creepy or anything.
Ok whatever fine.
But unfortunately you can't read them
because I don't even have the poems here with me.
Okay. I do.
But it's not like a coincidence.
I don't like carry them around with me everywhere I go.
This machine doesn't even work right.
- Um, so I think I'm going to go.
- No, no, please wait.
I promise I haven't been obsessing
over you in some creepy way or anything.
Wow. The machine didn't zap you.
I guess it's true.
- Um I think it's just taking a while to charge
up for the biggest zap yet.
- Huh?
- Yeah. I'm going to go.
- Sorry pear
you okay?
- Yeah
no.
What do you want to do to cheer yourself up?
- Watch TV
Read a book,
write embarrassingly, awful poetry about it.
(music)