Hello you sexy fans! Just a quick announcement before we start
We have officially just announced our new tour January 2019
Titled SMG4 tour ultimate!
Woah...
And stay out!
Mario!
I do it. Everybody did.
Spaghetti.
Hey, stinky. What's going on here?
Eh?
Ah! Oh, no.
BOB: I just want to take a moment to app-
Hmmm...
Mamma mia!
Gocchi gochhi.
Hyna! It's time. Here we go!
But why?
Whop!
Wheeeeee!
Eh? Mario?
Wheeeeeee!
MARIO! -I'm-a gonna fly for you!
Godammit! Is this thing broken?!
I haven't seen it go up for a whole minute!
I don't care! It's not enough!
I want the whole world to know my name.
The whole world.
I think it's time...
...Time for my ultimate secret weapon!
No.
But that's not a bad idea!
Shit!
Eh?!
Nyaaahhhh...
Ugh! Oh, yeah.
Ummm... excuse me?
Ehh?
Oooh. That's-a so nice!
Are you ready, for the ultimate diss b!tches?
Sit down, folks. Let me tell ya a little story
About the time before all my sexy glory!
I knew a group of people that was just so irratating.
As soon as I met them, my life became devastating!
First was Mario, a fatass bitch!
His pasta fetish made me wanna put him in a ditch!
Then there's Luigi- now he's just dead weight.
Oh yeah, then again... he was easy to manipulate.
Don't get me started on the annoying squid girl!
The sound of her voice is like screeching metal!
There was this blue-haired chick, but I forgot her name...
When I think about it, she wouldn't shut up about games!
Toad and Bowser, what a waste of space!
SMG4, an unfunny disgrace!
Then there was this green turd! Oh God why?!
His love of anime made me wanna die!
Ultimate Diss Track! Ultimate Diss Track!
Your dignity in life, you're never getting back!
Ultimate Diss Track! Ultimate Diss Track!
You're never gonna recover from this ultimate attack!
True story.
YEAH.
What?!
The hell was that?!
I am lonely.
(Crying) Oh no!
Yeah, boi! Holy crap, my rapping was on fire!
Did you hear that?! I'm gonna top the charts b!tches!
Let's check my sexy stat, shall we?
Well smother me in tits!
I am pulling in the b!tches!
We're gonna get so much goddamn cash monies and hoes from this...!
And it only cost me all of my friends!
Totally worth it!
Damn! So this is what it's like to be famous!
Hell yeah!
Aaah!
Mamma mia...
Okie dokie. You do just like Mario, okay?
Yahoo! Mario's gonna do something very illegal.
Excuse me? No.
How about...
Try this!
Dude! Seriously, shut up!
Godammit!
Yaho! Let's-a go!
Alrighty...
Awww, Saiko.
Ey, that's-a pretty good! Alri-
Ohohohohohoho! Yah!
Damn! Ultimate Diss Track hit the top of the charts in five minutes!
Let's see other losers who are trying to beat me right now.
Um, what the hell is this?
That wasn't that good.
I bet no one even cared.
Oh crap.
No God! No God, please no!
Not my fans! Don't take away my- don't fan!
Oohh crapp!
Oh crap, not the merch! Anything but the merch!
Slang!
Wait, it's not over yet.
Hey, yo it's me Lil' Big Bob!
I leave snitches with stitches with mobile big nog!
See my bling bling, I'm a Lil' Big Blung Tounge!
And when I die, I'll be sure to honk you!
Shut up!
Okay.
At least I still have my mansion.
Hey, you ass! That's my stuff!
Piss off! You two! You will never take my home!
Bye-bye!
Goddammit!
My fame... my fortune... all gone.
At least I still have my friends.
Hey, guys, it's me Bob. Good Ol' Bob.
Do you remember me?
Boopkins, my buddy. We're still friends, right?
Konichuwa! Saiko here!
If you like my song "Darkest Hour", then go and check it out on Spotify and iTunes!
Or not, it's not like I care or anything. Bakka.
Links in the description!
Thanks for watching! UK Captions by The Estevez Company.
Final episode of The Rapper Bob Arc coming next week!