Hey let's talk about the situation of the Oscar--
I saw this photo that I couldn't wait to hear.
Because I knew you were going to be on the show,
and I wanted to ask you what you were thinking.
So--
I can't even look at it.
I can't.
It's too embarrassing.
What are you, what's happening?
What?
What is happening?
No one else is upset or disturbed, but you seem--
I have no control over this.
What am I doing.
Yeah, I mean, I started getting texts, as you can imagine,
people saying, you know, what were you thinking?
What's happening?
And I try really hard not to see myself online.
But she was a little unavoidable.
Yeah.
But I have no--
You don't know.
No, I regret, regret, regret.
But no.
You don't know what was going on.
Do you remember the moment, like what was happening at all?
Not even at all.
We're standing.
There's Chris Messina.
There's Nicole.
I don't know.
I don't know why--
what is wrong with me?
I don't know.
There's nothing wrong with you.
But it's weird because, when I don't smile,
I look like I'm unhappy because that's the way my mouth is.
So if I look like that, I just look like that.
But you do look disturbed.
You look very.
I want to just, you know, punch her in the face.
No, you don't want to do that.
Not really, I don't.
But people were like, you know, giving captions to it,
like left oven on at home, stars, they are just like us.
Forgot to leave the chicken out to thaw.
Yeah.
All kinds of things.
Anyway, I just wanted to ask.
But you don't know.
So it doesn't matter.
No, I wish I did.
I wish I had a better story about it.
It's just, I mean, it might happen any minute.
I might be sitting here and just be like--
Looking at me going, what is Ellen.
Exactly.
No, this, though, I have to show.
Because I saw this video this morning in the meeting of you--
OK, so what happened at the dentist.
What we were you getting done.
Oh, the dentist.
OK, so I'm a little bit of a wuss about dental instruments.
We all are.
OK.
And I had avoided doing something.
And then, all of the sudden, I had
to do two things, three things, and I
talked my dentist, who doesn't usually use laughing gas,
into giving me laughing gas.
I'm a little bit of a lightweight,
and, right after, I was being driven home,
and my sweet assistant started videoing me
because I called my friend to tell her I had done it,
and I was so proud of myself.
Wait a minute, before we show this,
I've had the gas before because I'm a wimp also.
They just switch to oxygen, and it goes away immediately.
You don't have any residual--
I can drive myself home.
So you were just, literally, still the residual laughing gas
is you here?
I think so.
I don't know what else he gave me.
I mean, you know.
Well, everybody be the judge of this.
There's definitely more going on.
They did the sad part of Hamilton, and I started crying.
I couldn't stop.
They said, are you OK?
And I said, it's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful.
Listen to the song.
It was so beautiful.
That music was so pretty.
And so I told them about it.
They have to see it.
[LAUGHTER]
There's more going on.
There must be.
It was a good time for everyone, as far as I can tell.
But I mean, Hamilton really is that beautiful, too.
Oh, because you were--
I was listening because I didn't want to hear the drill.
Right.
And I was crying, weeping, during the procedure.
And he was like, are you OK?
Do you remember the procedure?
No, ma'am.
No.
Not at all.
All right, let's talk about the movie
because I love it so much, and it's is an important movie.
Tell everyone what it's about.
This movie is called Love, Simon.
It's like a John Hughes romantic comedy.
We just don't see a ton of them it
happens to be about a young boy coming out.
But it doesn't even matter about that.
The important thing is that it's an entertaining, lovely,
beautiful film.
And you know, the reason that I say that it doesn't matter--
because obviously it's handled really beautifully,
it's the most gorgeous coming of age story--
is that, if you're going to have inclusion,
then it has to not matter what it is.
It can't be about that.
It just has to be a great, entertaining movie.
Yes, exactly.
And it is.
It's really good.
And Josh Duhamel is great.
You're great.
Josh Duhamel and Nick Robinson.
Yeah.
He was here the other day and--
He's a real superstar.
Yeah.
All the kids, they're fantastic.
He's really sweet.
A lot of people have been asking me that.
Can we, before we go to break, talk about your chickens?
OK.
All right.
So you have chickens, which I love that you have chickens,
but you walk your chickens.
I mean, yeah.
How can you, I mean, I know that chickens follow you,
and they're tame and everything, because I've
had chickens, but how--
they just let you put a harness on it.
Well that's Regina George, and yeah, she did.
She let me put a harness right on her,
and she didn't walk a long way.
I mean, she has to build up her stamina.
Sure.
But yeah, right there on the street.
Right.
Did she cross the road?
[LAUGHTER]
I mean, you can't help it, right?
I was going to asked her why.
It's right there.
You have to.
All right.