I just fucking love my family. We have here a broken Xbox from two Christmas' ago.
Thanks to my asshole Father...There was two hundred and fifty dollars down the drain.
And this fucking bag of tricks...is my
broken nine hundred dollar camera and one hundred and fifty dollar shotgun microphone.
Which I mean, I scraped together money to get a replacement.
But still, I was made a fucking laughing stock in front of all my friends.
and
on YouTube so it is time to get revenge on these fuckers.
because I cannot stay in this house anymore.
Hey, PoopyJohn.
(Knocks on Door) Jeffrey!
Jeffrey! (What?) (Opens Door)
Hey, I was wondering if I could borrow your laptop?
What do you want it for? I was just going to talk to this girl online.
Alright.
What is...What are you filming? No, I was filming earlier. The camera is off.
That is why I have it down. Oh. Alright. Thank you.
(Shuts Door)
Hey, Boobs! Okay...
By now, you are probably wondering what I am doing...Well...
Just knowing how fucking crazy my Dad is...
I am going to show him the Psycho...
Ew. Ew, that is fucking disgusting.
My brother is disgusting.
Okay...I am going to show my Dad the video.
Wow, Comcast is surprisingly fast right now.
My brothers account.
There it is. "Psycho Dad Destroys Xbox."
Are you fucking kidding me? My brother put ads on this shit.
Okay, alright.
Hopefully, I do not drop this shit.
Okay.
(Struggles)
Okay. Fucking asshole.
(Chops Wood) Oh, geez.
Dad! (What?)
I was wondering if you had a second?
I got...
(Chops More Wood)
I wanted to know if you wanted to watch this?
What is it?
It is one of Jeffreys videos.
Well, why am I watching Jeffreys video and you are filming me?
No, it is a reaction.
How the hell do you start the thing?
You push...You push right there...
Why do you pick now to do this anyway?
Could you just watch it?
Yeah. (Video Plays)
Do not skip it! Well, I do not know what the hell it is!
This is bullshit! What is this?!
You videotaped the Xbox thing?! I...I did not!
Well, who did?! Jeffrey did! When did he do it and why is it...
Why is it on Youtube?!
I cannot have people seeing this crap!
Why would you even think about doing it?! I did not do it! I am the one
that gets my fucking Xbox broke! Then why would you put it on Youtube?!
I do not know! I did not do it. That is...So how long has it been on here?!
I do not know...He uploaded that
like two Christmases ago.
Two million...Two million views. And how long ago?!
I do not know!
Aw, crap! You know...I cannot have this shit on TV!
Do not want people seeing all this stuff!
Dad, what are you doing? What? You deserve it. What you need to do.
You just fucking broke the screen. DAD! (Axes Laptop) Holy shit!
What the! (Axes Again)
(And Again)
There! (Kicks Scraps)
You know that was Jeffreys laptop right?
Who cares?! Why would Jeffreys come out here?! Why would you do it?!
You set me up, did you not?
I did not...I am just filming...I just wanted to see you get mad because he made me look like
a fool and you look like a fool.
So he deserves to be punished. You are making me look like a fool now too. And you are videotaping.
Here, give me the freaking camera. I do not know, DAD! One of my cameras already got broken! Take it! Pick it up!
Pick it up and take it in to your brother.
Take it into your brother. There is nothing even to fucking pick up!
Pick up what is there...I am going to...Pick up what is there. I am going to cut myself on the glass.
You will learn your lesson, will you not? Ow, fuck!
It is plastic! It is not going to be that bad! I did not even do this! It is plastic!
Do not worry. Pick it up.
Serves you right for doing this shit. Setting me up.
Go! Pick it up! He deserves this shit! Pick it up and take it in to your brother!
You just fucking axed a laptop. Who cares?!
You just embarrassed me on Youtube.
It is freaking Youtube. Yeah, it does not mean anything to you because you are going for...
Well, I do not want to do this...No, get in there!
Oh, what are you going to hit me now? No, I do not hit you. Hit me in front of everyone on Youtube. I do not hit you, you ought
to know that. Get your ass in there.
Learn your lesson. Give it to your brother.
He is going to beat the fucking shit out of me. You will learn your lesson!
I would not set you up like that! You are setting me up right now, giving me a broken laptop. No! You know what I mean.
Get in there and give it to your brother!
Can we not do this...can we? No, get in there. Come on. Just cut it out. Can we not?!
It is not a drama! Get in there. Do it. Take care of it.
Own up to your stuff. What the- Do you mind knocking...?
Why...? Your brother has something for you.
(Sees Laptop) What the fuck! Is that my God damn computer just smashed to smithereens?! I did not do this shit! Dad did it!
What the fuck is going...Give me the fucking computer! I did not even fucking...
Where? There is nothing fucking left of it! Learn your lesson! Yeah! Get the fuck!
Out of my way! (Chasing Through House)
This is what they get...This is what they get!
Learn your lesson, boys!