I really enjoy watching my audience dance
before the show starts.
And I didn't notice that there are good dancers.
And the good dancers come in all shapes and sizes.
You can't really judge a dancer by the cover.
Unless it's an old white guy.
Then you kind of can.
[LAUGHTER]
Anyway, it's fun to guess whether someone can dance
or not, don't you think, when you look at somebody?
[APPLAUSE]
Uh-oh is right.
It gave me an idea for a game and we're calling
it Do You Think They Can Dance?
[MUSIC PLAYING, APPLAUSE]
Andy is up there with his broken hand.
And he is going to bring an audience
member into the aisle and tWitch and I are going to guess--
and you can play along, too-- whether they can dance or not.
But if you're with that person, you're
disqualified because you'll know automatically.
All right, Andy's going to pick somebody.
OK.
Ellen I'm here with --
All right.
Sharon.
Do you think they can dance?
Do I think Sharon can dance?
Sharon doesn't look thrilled to be there right now.
[LAUGHTER]
She's not like, oh wait till show you my moves.
How do you feel, tWitch?
I kind of feel the same.
Like the confidence level is not that high.
Unless it's like when the beat hits, she's just like, ah--
Right.
I don't know.
I can't tell.
It just takes over.
What do you do for a living, Sharon?
I'm a stay-at-home mom.
A stay-at-home mom.
So we're going to play some music.
It won't be awkward.
There'll be music.
So show us what you got, Sharon.
[MUSIC PLAYING, APPLAUSE]
OK.
Right.
OK.
Yeah.
I'll tell you something.
Yeah.
I personally think that you have rhythm and you can dance.
You shouldn't have tried the Floss.
Yeah.
That's when you lost me.
That's my 11-year-old.
The back hand kind of got away from you.
Yeah.
There were different areas of flossing
that went in different areas.
Have to be in control of those arms.
But I mean, I do think that she can dance though,
because she has rhythm and she was fine up until then.
Do you agree?
Yeah, until the Floss happened.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
Your seven-year-old told you that was the Floss?
[LAUGHTER]
You know, it's just us at home.
Dance like no one's watching.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
But we were watching this time.
[LAUGHTER]
This time, we watched.
All right.
You win nothing at all.
Sit down.
And that's not because you can't dance.
It's just there's no prize for this game.
All right, Andy's going to pick somebody else, he thinks.
Oh, Andy.
Ooh.
[APPLAUSE]
Ellen, I'm with--
Will.
Do you think they can dance?
What is your name, sir?
Will.
Look at Will's confidence level.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Who are you here with, Will?
Myself.
You came by yourself?
Yeah, I think you're cool.
Wow.
[APPLAUSE]
That's right.
That's cool.
I think Will going do anything he wants to do.
Yeah.
There you go.
What do you think about Will?
Be honest.
I think that--
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
What do you do, Will?
IT computers.
You know what?
I think he's going to surprise us all.
You think so?
Yeah, because he thinks I'm cool.
And I have a feeling that because I dance,
he dances because of me.
And I think that he actually can dance
and he's going to surprise us.
Let's give Will some music.
All right.
[MUSIC PLAYING, APPLAUSE]
Oh!
[LAUGHS]
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Man!
Wow to Will.
Yeah.
Will, awesome.
Wow.
All right.
How many more do we have?
This is exciting.
I like this game.
Ellen, I'm here with--
Leah.
Do you think they can dance?
Leah, what do you do?
I'm a pharmacist.
A pharmacist.
Do you ever sample any of your things?
[LAUGHTER]
You're supposed to, then you can counsel people properly.
I see, yeah.
All right.
What do you think, tWitch?
I don't know.
I mean, Will is going to be a little hard to follow.
I'm not going to lie.
I know.
You must have been, uh, I gotta follow Will.
Yeah.
So you really got to go all out right now to impress for me.
I'm going to say--
are you married?
Are you single?
I'm married.
You're married.
Do you all go out and dance a lot?
Absolutely.
You do?
Oh, all right.
Well then, I'm going to say yes.
I think she can dance.
OK.
I think they can dance, yes.
Let's give her some music.
[MUSIC PLAYING, APPLAUSE]
Nope.
I see what you're doing.
You're just not on beat.
No.
I'm going to keep it real.
It's fine.
Fine?
It's fine.
OK.
But I think you overused the same move.
Yeah.
It's such a good one.
And then the spirit was great-- sorry.
The spirit was great, but then the beat
was kind of left behind.
Yeah.
I see.
OK.
It was concentrating on the moves
without incorporating to that specific groove.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
You knew ahead of time you were going to do that without going,
does that go with this song?
[LAUGHTER]
Thank you for your feedback.
Yeah.