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Ozpin: *Whistles with the background music*
You know, sometimes I feel a little guilty sending students off on these dangerous missions.
Ozpin: Ah, they'll be fine. Ren: *Screaming*
*Ren grunting in pain*
Ozpin: Lie Ren, did you complete your quest for "The Artifacts of Entry?"
Ren: You mean these house keys?
Ozpin: They are known by many names...
Ren: Is one of those names, "House Keys?"
Ozpin: Names aren't important.
(muttering) I'd better make a copy of these.
Miss Rose, did you recover the-
Ruby: Just a second.
Ruby: *Grunting* Ah, okay! Here's your scroll, *ahem* I mean "The Artifact of Knowledge."
Ozpin: You, um...
You didn't look at the photo gallery, did you?
Ruby: Well, mostly I was trying to escape the forest alive. *chuckling*
Ozpin: *Gasp* Ruby: Why?
Ozpin: I... still haven't deleted my photos from the faculty costume party, which turned out not to be a costume party at all. Port!
Ren: You want to talk about it? Ozpin: Erase, erase.
Oh, okay. That looks pretty good. Nice legs Oz. You work that look. Ren: *Gasps, gags, then sighs in relief*
Ruby: Oh wait, wait.
Are you just sending us on quest to find stuff you misplaced and calling them artifacts?
Ozpin: Ruby Rose! I am shocked! Shocked and dismayed at these baseless accusations!
Jaune: *Screaming*
Ow!
*Gasp* Professor Ozpin, I've retrieved "The Spectacles of Farsight". They were in "The Crevice of Comfort" just as you foretold!
Ozpin: Darn those couch cushions!
Ruby: I knew it! Ozpin: Um, look! A distraction!
Ren: *Growls in frustration*
Ruby (whispering): I copied the photos.
*Various construction and power tool noises*
*Power drill noises*
Port: Good work, Miss Rose!
*Blowtorch noises*
Port: I like your style!
*ratcheting noises*
Port: Very professional!
*laser noises*
Port: Impressive!
*Squeaking noises*
Jaune: Hmm...
*More squeaking noises*
*Squeaky hammer deflates*
Jaune: Oh yeah~... That's nice!
Torchwick: I'll admit, that evil plan didn't quite work out, but it's okay! I have many more schemes.
I'm the schemiest. I am heavy with schemes!
I present to you... The Death Ray!
Alright, so it still has a few bugs to work out...
I have other evil inventions.
Behold! The Brrrrain Scrambler!
Me- me- me- me- mental note, the... Brain Scrambler goes on the victim's head, NOT ON MY- MY- MY- MY-What was I saying?
Ah yes! My greatest invention!
The Infinitive Glove is the ultimate embodiment of evil! And it comes with Wi-Fi! Watch out, Red! Torchwick is coming for you! *Nefarious laughter*
If Wi-Fi is gonna drain the batteries that fast, then what's the point? What's the point?!
*Bawling*
Ooh!
Brain food! We'll enjoy a frozen treat. Then enjoy Ruby's defeat!
*Nefarious chuckle*
Just once I wish things would go my way...
Ruby: Whoa mama!
Ugh, my back! I'm completely defeated! Uh...