(bell rings)
- Dude, I totally forgot to do my homework.
- Editing Wikipedia again, huh?
- Yes, and now everyone thinks that George Washington died
by tripping and falling headfirst into a toilet.
- Wait, he didn't do that?
- All right, now I gotta finish the HW
in the three minutes before class starts. (groans)
- This happens to you literally every other day.
Are you allergic to learning from the past?
- Seriously, maybe you should seek out
some external accountability and get a tutor,
like a normal person.
- Look, can one of you just help me with the homework?
Like, maybe whisper sweet multiple choice answers in my ear?
- I'd help you out, but it would be robbing you
of the chance to master the material for yourself.
- And I would help you, except that I'm still bitter
over the time that you told my crush that I liked her.
- Look, when I publicly rejected you and told you
I wouldn't date you if you were the last nerd on Earth,
it wasn't personal.
People just have preferences.
- And my preference is we never talk about that again.
- Oh, guys, look, class is about to start.
Fingers crossed for a pop quiz!
- Okay, I just need to wrap up this extra credit
with the outdated Harambe meme reference, and I'm done.
Man, that was a close one.
I'm so glad I'm smart enough to never really have
to change my unhealthy habits.
(bell rings)
- So that's our refresher on the quadratic formula.
Any questions? - Yeah, I got a question.
Why is this hyperactive kid over here
always cracking his spine on the back of his chair?
It really disrupts my Zenlike sense of calm superiority.
- Dude. Sorry, not sorry.
I gotta keep myself limber
just in case I need to do anything,
like jump over a fence
or run away from school security.
- Okay, that is just rude.
He might have some kind of spinal problem
that you don't even know about, and plus,
that was not even a math-related question.
- As if my fellow mathlete here would have any questions
about the quadratic formula.
He could teach this class in his sleep.
Offense intended, Mr. Matherson.
- But I bet some of you could use a refresher
on what 2 + 2 is.
- I'm pretty sure it does make five.
I heard it in a Radiohead song once.
- You know, I thought it would feel better
to have my point proven for me, but I just feel sad.
- Excuse me, can I be dismissed
to go hang out with my bestie?
I mean, go to the restie-room?
That's what the kids call restroom now.
- This conversation has been really fun,
but one of my bros just told me
that school security has discovered one of my stink bombs,
so your boy's gotta jet. (grunts)
(bell rings)
- All right, team, I know with our powers combined,
we can kill this book report on "Frankenstein."
Kill it with kindness, of course.
- Everyone always focuses on the theme
of man playing God, completely overlooking
the much more relatable theme of unrequited love.
- Yes, let's do that.
I will fire up the old PowerPoint.
What do you guys think?
Everyone's input matters.
- Yeah, sure, whatever.
Hey, dude, catch.
- Dude, did you draw a butt on the airplane?
That is cool.
- Glad to see we're really all in this together.
- Just be glad you guys didn't get stuck with Timmy, okay?
That kid's so dumb, you can hear his brain
rattling around when he walks by.
- Okay, rude, but like I was saying, let's not focus
on the stuff that everyone else is gonna focus on,
like the meaning of monstrosity.
- But was Frankenstein really a monster,
or did he just wanna be loved, like some kinda idiot?
- First, Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster,
which you would know if you read the book.
Secondly, wow! That's exactly what I'm trying to say.
That's a very good insight.
- I can already tell that our report
is gonna be something special.
- Or, hear me out, we each go work on the project separately
and then come together at the last second
to throw together the unrelated parts,
creating some kind of Frankenstein project.
- Okay! We are not doing that.
(bell rings)
- Wah-wop, wah-wop-wop, wah-wop-wop-wah.
And that's what a trombone sounds like.
- Psst, Mr. Daydream Believer.
I'm trying to pass you a tantalizing note.
- Uh, whoa, sorry.
I was, uh, just lost inside a fantasy
where I was not only the colors of the kaleidoscope,
but also the eyeball looking into the kaleidoscope.
- Have you considered seeing a guidance counselor
to address your abnormalities?
- That kid Timmy, he went to the counselor's office,
and now he is worse, somehow.
Like, I don't, I don't even know how that happened.
- Guys, focus!
I can't believe I am the one saying that in this situation.
Anyways, don't you guys wanna know
what secret revelations are contained within this note?
- Are these more of your song lyrics?
Because I'll be honest, you are a lunatic.
You need help.
- The most creative people in history were all lunatics.
It would be unethical for us to try to change him.
- Can we just, just look at the note?
I'm getting bored with this conversation,
which is saying a lot, because it's about me.
- Guys, shut up.
If Mr. What's-his-name reprimands me for talking in class,
I could lose my chance at being student body president.
- That's it. I'm reassigning seats.
Now give me that note.
I'm gonna read it in front of everyone,
since it's so important.
"Do you think Mr. What's-his-name will keep trying
to separate me from my friends?
How does he not realize that I have nothing
but homies in this classroom?"
- I believe that's checkmate.
- Oh, wow. (laughs)
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