She sent the chicken back again?
She said it's too dry now and she wants to come back
here and explain to you exactly how she wants it.
Hmm, well, fine, I'd like to meet this chicken expert.
Send the colonel in.
Oh, my God!
Lucky bastard.
- Janice. - How are you?
Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at the-Big-Fancy Restaurant
With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever?
I'm fine.
Oh, what is that on your finger?
I'm blind.
Oh, uh..
So, who's the lucky guy?
Oh, my God.
I am so sorry, sweetie.
Are you okay?
You didn't tell her we're getting married, did you?
- Well, she saw the ring. - Did she freak out?
Well, she was shocked when I told her
but, then again, so were most people.
Right.
Well, she actually has a boyfriend, you know, herself.
Name's Clark.
Uh, she also kind of invited
herself to our wedding.
Clark too.
You said no, right?
Huh?
You said no, right?
Well, she cornered me.
She asked me if the wedding was in town.
- What was I supposed to do? - Lie!
How hard is that?
"Your check's in the mail."
"Oh, your baby's so cute."
"I can't wait to read your book, Ross."
Come on, so she comes to the wedding.
Maybe it won't be so bad.
And you think she's just gonna sit there quietly?
You don't think she's gonna wanna make a toast?
You don't think she's gonna wanna grab the microphone
and sing "Part-Time Lover"?
Oh, my God, she's not gonna like the chicken
that night either, is she?
You know what? It's gonna be okay.
You know what? She's probably not gonna even wanna come.
- Really? - No, that was a lie.
See how easy that was?
So-so..
...you would have just lied?
Yes.
Well, would it really been that easy?
Yes.
Good, so do it Saturday night, 'cause we're goin' to dinner
with her and Clark.
[laughing hysterically]
Hey, what's up?
- Hey. - Hey.
Hey, who's your friend?
Hey!
- Hey, Joey. - 'Erin.'
You're still here.
Yeah, we ended up spending the day together
and had such a great time.
Why wouldn't you? Erin is great.
And then-then there's you guys.
Well, listen, I better get going.
- Today was great. Thanks. - 'I know.'
Okay.
And Joey, last night was fun.
Yeah, I-I'll call you.
- Oh, and I'll call you too. - Or I'll call you.
- And-and call me. - 'Okay.'
- Okay, good to see you again. - Bye.
- Bye-bye. - 'Bye.'
So, system kind of broke down, huh?
Oh, Joey, I'm sorry, I just couldn't
tell her all those things, you wanted me to tell her.
And you know, we got to talking, and I--
We want you to marry her.
- What? - She is so amazing.
- You have no idea. - No idea?
Who do you think brought her here?
Cupid.
Joey, she's so cool. She speaks four languages.
Man, do you know what guys want.
Well, Joey, come on, she's so perfect for you.
I mean, she's sweet. She-she likes baseball.
And she-she had two beers at lunch.
My beers?
Look, you guys, she's a very nice girl, okay?
We had a good time, but I just..
I don't see it going anywhere.
Yeah, but you always say that.
Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance
it would go somewhere.
Look, I'm sorry, you guys.
I-I just don't think so.
- Whatever. - Fine.
Hey, don't start judging me. Huh?
You're the one whose in love with your assistant, huh?
And you, you're the one whose having the affair
with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof.
Phoebe!
Secret affair.