It's like a marriage proposal, only it's
for f**king prom! -For one night,
and one night only.
Yeah, I'm guessing this is strictly an
American phenomenon?
[music]
"Sorry, wait, I forgot my paper outside. I'll be right back."
[muffled laughter and chatter]
Don't sing, don't sing! [guitar starts playing]
[vomiting noise]
I dunno, this is art- This is too embarrassing.
Ah, this is already horrible-
Ah he's gonna sing! Ahh he's gonna sing.. -It's the guy with the guitar!
The back of her head looks disappointed. [laughs]
He's got such high school musician hair
Like, nothing worse than he's standing there
awkwardly with a sign but he's, yeah.
I thought she was getting up to leave.
Yeah, I thought she was gonna be "Wuh?"
It's really hard- it's so hard because this is just so awkward!
[thud] I'm highly confused. -Yeah.
Just send a text! That's what I'd do.
Noo, it's so awkward! -Set a standard.
The guy who came in at the start and then held a sign
wasn't the one asking her to prom?
So I thought for a while maybe he's the one
who was doing the asking.
Yeah, like why was he holding the sign?
I'm pretty sure she knew what it was about. -Just hand the stuff to her,
The sign was kinda superfluous as well. -and walk out!
Like, this could be the least
embarrassing one for all we know.
Yeah, it's a bit tame.
That's a lot of facial hair for a teenager, isn't it?
Ten year youngest-
What a cool door!! Sorry, screw everything! [laughs]
Irish people react to those doors!
You're not meant to turn the steering like that!
You're meant to feed it!
This feels like something the news would play after
her body was found in the boot of that car burnt out.
"Go...to... prom with me."
"That's a shitty way to ask someone to prom."
It was this guy!! [hits table repetitively]
Ahhh! -Ohhh no~
Look at his face!
He's gonna take that steering wheel and
jam it a hard left.
Vrompf! Like just
straight into oncoming traffic, I'm sorry. -Bye bye.
Comfort the girl!
Pull over!
Talk! -Comfort the girl!
Your girlfriend is bawling her eyes out next to you!
Say something!
Just, thinking that's not fake,
why did you ever let anyone see that?
Why would she say yes to him?
I wouldn't say yes to that guy!
This is worse, this is more embarrassing
because of her.
And he put all his heart and soul and beard into
that effort.
And she's right, that was a shitty way to
ask someone to prom.
He's not the "Damn, Daniel" guy, is he?
No one has any idea what's getting on. -What's going on?
This is why you need a two camera set-up
for these types of things. -Is she the one asking her?
Turn the camera around! -Yeah, we don't know what's going on.
Don't mind her!
Ah, Canada!
I have more faith in you than this.
[audience cheers and claps]
Ah, no! Ah no! -Aw s**t's about to get real now!
Ahhhhhh no!
[cringe noises]
Fail!
Ah, they're not- Have they rehearsed this?
They clearly haven't. -No, cause they're not in sync at all.
Oh no! They've got stuff written under their shirts.
They're gonna rip the shirts off! -Oh no!
Prnm. Prnm. -Prnm. Prnm?
What's "Prnm"? Prnm? -Prnm.
Pur-n-em! Prnm! [laughs]
Really bad camera work!
Don't do it. Ah please say no. -Please say no.
Say no just for the choreography alone! -Run. Run!
At least dance properly! -Six month rehearsal,
at least. At least! -Exactly!
They put in no effort,
badly choreographed, and I think one of them
was wearing a pink shirt.
They don't feel embarrassed apparently?
You did that in front of your entire school?
It's cause they're not Irish.
Get your shit together lads, I mean, Jesus.
[bangs table] Jesus Christ! -Bullshit, yeah.
Like, camera work? Shoddy.
Answer in the comments please,
"What's Prnm?" -What is Prnm?
We don't know.
We don't have prnm over here so what's prnm? -We have no idea.
Also, the school.
"Hey, can we use the projector and hijack
the canteen for lunch?" "Yeah sure, what are you doing?"
Let's face it. The main reason they're doing this, ah, is not to be
all romantic and showy. It's to get laid.
You can't say that! They're young!
-That's what happens. Everyone gets deflowered
and has a child. -Deflowered?!
Did any of these people pop up on
"Teen Pregnancy"?
They figure, "I went to this much trouble,
I'm definitely getting laid."
I really, really, really hope they didn't. -That's a very good point.
[ending music plays]
"Oh my god Davey, why won't you do that for me?"
Tattoo penis. -"I like-"
[laughs, off camera laughing as well]