♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
- (Finebros) For this game, you're gonna be fighting
as professional wrestlers from the WWE.
And we're gonna have you play two matches,
hoping that you can pin your opponent. - Oh good.
I think I would have more success in person
than with the push buttons.
- I really hate wrestling.
- I'm not very good at games, but I'll try it.
- I did watch wrestling 40, 50 years ago,
when it was first on television. It was very popular.
I'll be pinned within the first 30 seconds, I'm sure.
♪ (rock music) ♪
- I can just, what, pick one of 'em?
Man, some of them are really cute.
- Where is all the body hair?
- André the Giant! Oh, that goes back a few years!
- This guy looks good. I hit X to pick him?
- Oh, I like-- who is that guy who plays The Marine?
- (announcer) JOHN CENA!!!
♪ (trumpets blare) ♪ (spectators cheer wildly)
- Stone Cold.
That looks strong. I'll try him.
- I do the X? I'm ready.
Sting versus Ryback.
- Chris Jericho versus Sin Cara.
- I'll give this a try. Ready for anything.
- Okay. Here comes Stone Cold, my hero.
- That's me? That's me. Boy, do I look good.
- There's my boy, John!
(bell clangs) - Feels like the real deal.
- (announcer) Making his way to the ring...
- He wore a silly mask. What has he got that mask on for?
- It's almost like the shirt I got on.
- That's a tough walk right there. See, he'd scare me.
I wouldn't go in the alley if I saw him at the end.
- Coming in-- coming in strong.
Fans are going wild, and he does a neat slide in!
- Oh, he's standing on the ropes.
He's getting a big hand from the crowd.
- Now he looks better without that silly mask.
Okay, now the other guy's gonna come out.
Now I'm gonna like the other guy better,
'cause he's not gonna wear a mask.
- Oh, wait a minute. He's a lot bigger than me.
- He's huge.
(amused) I didn't realize he was so huge.
- He's got pink gloves on and a...
a duster?
Is he gonna tickle the other guy to death?
- Oh! Happy tattoo man.
- Walking a little bit slow.
I don't know if that's just to get the audience's attention or...
if he's got a little arthritis.
- He's cool. I like him-- his muscles, his tattoos.
- Okay, I want to fight. Come on. Hurry up.
- All right, here we go. Here we go.
- Press all the buttons.
- (commentator 1) Make no mistake about it.
- I'm not quite sure what these buttons do.
- (commentator 1) Tyler Breeze making a move.
- No!
- What am I doing? It seems like they're doing it all. Get 'im!
- (commentator 1) ...line here. This one-on-one battle is...
- Oh. Bounce him out-- oh! Oh, no kidney shots. Come on!
- Oh, you got him! Ooh! Good kidney punch!
- Kick him!
(laughs maniacally)
Oh, I love this. Oh!
- (displeased) Oh. Steve, I'm sorry.
- Ow! Shoot, get up. Get up. Get up, get up. Get up, dude.
Oh, shoot. He's kicking my butt.
- (commentator 1) The next, you're on your back,
looking up at the lights.
- I think I kicked him down. I think this kicks.
Oh, he's tupping him in the head.
Oh my god! He's tupping him in the head a lot.
- (commentator 1) Hard truth!
- Uh, I might be losing if I have the blue guy.
But I don't want the blue guy. I want the black guy.
I mean, I want the black guy with the black pants on.
My guy won. But he wasn't my guy. But he's still--
The guy who wanted to win won.
- Oh, okay. He's got him--
- (commentator 1) Look at this hold! - He's pinning him.
Oh, come on.
- (commentator 1) ...would like to venture
(bell clangs) into the unknown darkness that is...
- He pinned him. Wow.
- It's not letting me move. It's not letting me move.
Okay. No, not the pile driver! Uh-oh, that's reverse!
Oh! That hurt. That hurt my back. Oh!
- (commentator 2) Here's somebody who's willing to do just...
- Oh. - (commentator 2) ...to get to the top.
- He got out to get a cup of water, I think.
- They're not even inside the ring.
I'm getting my butt kicked now.
- (commentator 1) Heads up! - Ohhhh! He just got crunched.
Mr. Pouncy is crunching my bruiser.
- (commentator 1) Direct hit.
- Oh, he's up now. Okay, kick him.
Oh, stomp him! Stomp him! Stomp him!
- Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up! Up!
Get up! Up! Up! Up!
(assertively) Get off my foot!
- Come on, hit him again. Hit there.
Hit him again. There.
Hit him again. (laughs)
- There we go. Here we go.
There we go. Let me give him a pile driver.
- YES!!! OH YEAH!
Oh, he slipped off? Ooh! Ooh!
A Dubble Bubble back bender special!
Get up, John! Come on! You can take it! You're a Marine!
- Oh, there you go.
Hey, I'm getting the-- getting the hang of this.
- Rip his head off.
Is there a button to rip his head off?
- (laughs) Whoops.
We knocked-- (laughs)
You're not supposed to knock the umpire.
- Well, don't just lie there, John. He's just gonna kiss ya!
- (commentator 2) Only out here! - Oh.
Oh no, he got my guy again. How did that happen?
X. (ref and crowd counting down)
(bell clangs) - (commentator 1) He did it!
What a huge win!
- (referee) Three! (bell clangs)
- (commentator 1) What a win! - He beat me. He pinned me.
- Whoops, he's breaking his leg, I think.
"Winner"? - (commentator 2) What a match!
- Oh, the other guy won.
(bell clangs) - Oh... just submit.
Sarge won by way of submission.
- No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
(groans deeply)
- Didn't do too well.
But that's just round one.
- Let's try a new guy.
- I'm gonna go for one of the really
bizarre looking ones this time.
Finn Bálor. He looks like a member of Kiss.
- Let's try this guy here.
- I like-- I'll stay with Stone Cold.
- Roman Re--
The Rock? Hello?
Okay, Rock. You and me, buddy.
(spectators cheering) - Okay, are we ready?
♪ (dramatic theme) ♪ - Look at that outfit.
Something my mother would wear.
- Well, I got gypped.
We doesn't have anything on, makeup or anything.
- He looks fierce and dangerous and mean.
Makes me think of a tiger. (growling)
(laughs)
- Come on, Dwayne, The Rock.
(chuckles) I like those looks he gives.
- I hope he fights as good as he looks, 'cause he's looking good.
- Let's see the other guy now.
- (announcer) And approaching the ring...
- (laughing)
- (announcer) ...from Robbinsdale, Minnesota...
- This guy looks like a prima donna.
- Man, I may have put too much on this poor guy.
He's got to whup this dude. Oh my goodness.
I don't know if he can do that.
- Now, that looks tough.
Now I want him to win, because I like his outfit better.
♪ ("Pomp and Circumstance") ♪ - Pretty gaudy.
It guess it's like-- it's what fans would like.
- Let's get it on.
- All right. Here we go. Here we go.
Oh. Kick me. Come on, come on.
- Get him. Come on. Oh, there you go.
See? (chuckles)
- Oh. Don't just stand there, Luke!
Take it like-- that's a good one!! Ha-ha! Aha!!!
- Oh no. Oh, got kicked in the back.
I didn't like that. That hurt.
- (commentator 1) Fighting from a position of full health.
- Got him down. We got him down. Stomp him.
Oh, yes! I have the stomp button down!
Oh! I think it was in his nuts. Oh my god.
- Dang it. Seems like I kicked him right in the nuts.
- (commentator 2) Take notice.
- (commentator 1) Well, I say this...
- My guy is knocking him down big time.
And he just... oh.
He could've broke his neck.
- Yeah, yeah. And do the break big--
Oh, he split him in half.
- (laughs) Kick.
But I don't know which one is kick. Oh, stamp him.
I'm getting violent, huh?
- (laughing)
I knocked him own. I'm getting better.
- Oh good, he just tripped him. Now jump on him.
All right, that's it. Stay down.
- (commentator 2) The shoulders-- - Oh.
- Okay. All right. Let's try this.
Let's see if we can't finish him.
- (commentator 1) And it's up. He got the shoulder up. Come on!
- Ohh! You gotta be kidding me.
- (commentator 2) Darren Young cannot be enjoying this.
- Oh, sh... get up.
Get up, sucker.
- Oh. No, he threw-- how did he do that?
Get up, get up, get up.
Ohhh!! Oh, he's stomping me repeatedly! That is not fair!
I don't have that button.
- (commentator 2) I've given up even trying to figure out...
- Oh-ha! Come on, Rick.
Well, he's down again. But, oh, get--
Oh, no, no! Don't count him out!
Good, good. Come on, get up.
- (commentator 1) ...in there. But only one can walk...
- Come on.
I press all the buttons, but he doesn't do anything.
(bell clangs) - Ooh. Damn.
He got me by submission again.
- No. Oh-ho-ho-ho! (sucks air) Ouch!
I felt that. I felt it. No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(bell clangs) - (commmentator 2) He did it!
- Rock, let's get inside.
Now look what. Now you're both outside.
He's staying outside the ring. I can't get him inside.
Get inside.
I couldn't get back into the ring.
And I let that silly bearded guy take me!
- I don't know why all these X's and reds and blues are.
Winner. - (announcer 1) It's all over.
- Oh, the other one won again.
But I-- I wanted mine to win.
- Come on, Rick! Come to li-- oh no!
Come to life! Oh shit.
Oh.
- (commentator 1) Two! Three!
(bell clangs) Wow. What a win.
(spectators cheering) ♪ (victorious music) ♪
- I wonder who's in the ring: me or him. I'm exhausted.
- It's violent.
It's not as bad as shooting people, I guess.
They don't kill each other at least.
Little less violent than most of the shoot-'em-up bang-bang
they got out there.
- I thought they were really cute and had nice butts.
- I would definitely get the game,
play it with my grandson. He'd have a ball.
- The beating someone up part I liked.
Get it out of my system,
if I could only learn to work the buttons.
- Thanks for watching this episode of Gaming
on the React channel.
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- Bye, guys.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
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