In Austin, it's 60 degrees with a cha... *cough* *cough*
Alexa?
Amazon's Alexa lost her voice this morning...
Alexa lost her voice? How's that even possible.
We have the replacements ready, just say the word.
And you're sure this is gonna work?
Yeah.
Alexa, show me a recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich.
Pathetic! You're 32 years of age.
And you don't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?
It's name is the recipe, you *bleep*! Agh!
Alexa, how far is Mars?
How far is Mars? Well, how am I supposed to know?
I ain't ever been there. This guy want to go to Mars. For what?
There's not even oxygen there.
Alexa, set the mood.
Now setting the mood. You're in the bush, and you're just so dirty.
And you're so sweaty. Because it's hot in that bush.
Alexa, re-bush. Re... reboot.
Alexa, play some country music.
*Bodak Yellow by Cardi B plays*
No, no. Alexa, country music.
Ale-
*Bodak Yellow by Cardi B still plays*
Alexa, call Brandon.
I'm afraid Brandon is a little tied up.
But do let me know if there's anything I can help you with.
Jessica?
Good boy.
Thanks guys, but I'll take it from here.