- Here we go, baby! Let's beat the Cardinals.
Kyler Murray's never lost a game here? Time to change that.
I like these color rush uniforms, the white one? Okay!
Is Tyron Smith playin? He's playing? Let's go!
We're doin our best pass, (indistinct)?
Man, we'd better score.
Opening drive stall.
First play, we give up 26 yards?
Can we tackle?! That's too many yards on the next play!
Why is A.J. Green wide open?
Dang, they got digs with the double move.
DeAndre Hopkins is out, and we're still getting burned.
If we're still able to hold them, let's go, D!
Oh my gosh, that's almost a pitch six doc!
Bro, on that bubble screen, y'all gotta be careful, now.
Zeke's lookin healthy today! Oh, (sound effect)
How do we not get that first down off Zee? Go for it!
Easy forward down conversion, let's go Schultz!
Schultz season!
They're down to Mark Cooper, incomplete? Dak had him too!
We're going to lose a playoff game because of Greg Zuerlein-
Watch! Watch us lose a playoff game cause of Greg Zuerlein!
I don't even get mad anymore, I expect him to miss-
I'm so serious.
I still can't believe John Madden died. And Betty White too!
Second quarter, can we please get some points on the board!
And Dak gets sacked-
Nice!
C.J. Goodwin, what a special teams tackle!
A special teams tackle is the highlight of this game so far.
Do we suck again?
They wanna call holding on us-
But when Randy Gregory's gettin held,
and DeMarcus Lawrence gettin held,
and it's right in front of your face!
Where's the same energy? They faked the play?
Did we intercept it? Wait, he caught it?
Pass interference, what's happening?
He caught that too, that's crazy!
Every third down we get a penalty.
Like, this is ridiculous, man!
Okay yeah, Donovan Wilson did bump into him-
Let's go Randy Gregory!
Hey, keep running the Wild Cat, please!
Come on defense, hold them again.
Micah Parsons with the tackle! You see that closing speed?
Oo! Oo!
They goin for that fourth down? Play action!
They scored.
Well, Zeke's back, and so are the penalty- Holding-
Two minute drill, here we go.
Dan Reeve died? Nah...
When did Dan Reeve die?
No, interception! Oh, fly in on the play. Yeah!
Well, of course that's pass interference,
man all over our Mark Cooper!
There we go, another pass interference on CeeDee Lamb.
How many passes are going to get knocked down or tipped?
How y'all going to call the other two pass interferences,
but not the one on Amari Cooper-
Dude was blockin Amari Cooper while the ball was in the air!
Touchdown, Gallup!
Cause it don't matter, baby, let's go!
Gallup is hurt? Not like this, man.
Not like this man.
And the playoffs is right around the corner!
I feel so bad for Gallup, man. And it's a contract year too!
Okay defense, no more points before half-
They're down to five? DeMarcus Lawrence jumped off side?
Dang, they all held him to a field goal.
Well, must be nice to have a competent kicker. Must be nice.
Second half is our half. Let's do it, baby!
They really walked the ball all the way down the field.
Who is Antoine Wesley,
and why is he scoring touchdowns on us?
Why did they go for two?
They wanted to make it fair, since we have Greg Zuerlein.
Tack fumble, got the ball back, tossed it to Schultz,
Schultz fumbled, then we got the ball,
bro! What is happening!
I lost a week of my life on that play alone!
Dak is throwing the ball high again.
Dak runs for the first down?
Holding on Connor Williams!
Every big run, we get called holding!
Is Jayron Kearse related to Jevon Kearse? Hold up.
They are- That's his uncle!
Kyler Murray is fast, it's confirmed.
Jayron Kearse, pick that off! It's on your finger tips!
Why do we alternate weeks of being good and sucking!
Another three and out, on offense.
Never wear these uniforms again!
Finally, we sack Kyler Murray. My God!
Let's go Armstrong!
This is the turning point right here, we gotta score.
We fumbled the snap upwards! How?
Dak shorted the first down on that scramble.
We gotta go for it- can we keep her-
Touchdown!
Golden goal, touchdown! Cedrick Wilson, let's go!
Let's go defense, that's how you can tag Kyler Murray.
I see you Donovan Wilson,
let's go CeeDee Lamb, that's what we needed!
Run that do- No, that's a fumble! No!
Shut up. Troy Aikman. Dang, bro!
I hate when this man commentates our games.
This man's a hater, shut up!
If they score here, we probably lose.
Well, they're in field goal range,
right down the middle, hmm.
Fourth down already, this is the game-
Double pass- Cedrick Wilson! Tony Pollard, let's go!
Cedrick Wilson is QB too! I'm sorry Cooper.
We should've run the hurry up this whole time.
Amari Cooper wide open in end zone, let's go!
We need this two point conversion,
Cedrick Wilson again! Let's go baby, three point game!
This might be Cedrick Wilson's best game ever.
Hey, remember when we missed a field goal
earlier in the game?
They would be tied up right now. I'm just saying,
Come on defense. One more stop-
We gotta spy Kyler Murray-
That's a fumble, that's a fumble!
And we can't even challenge, cause of Mike McCarthy.
If we get the first down, the game's over,
they got a first down.
I already said it, Mike McCarthy's time management's
going to lose us a game.
Greg Zuerlein is going to lose us a game.
Today, both things happened. This is good!
This is good, hopefully we got this loss
out of our system now, and not in the playoffs-
Are we fraught? Cause I don't know at this point!
Why don't we alternate looking like Super Bowl contenders,
and looking like the Giants?
They really ended their three game losing streak against us.
This is not how you start off the new year.
This is not how you wanna be playing before the playoffs!
Come on!
We gotta pray, expeditiously.
But can we rest our starters next weekend?
We lost the game and we lost Michael Gallup.
This is ridiculous, man.
Now all these people gonna talk about,
"Oh, Cowboys can't beat a real team."
Oh my gosh, here we go.
Here, we, go.
(upbeat violin music)
I'm a grown man.
Kyler still hasn't lost at AT&T Stadium!