Some of the couples from Love is Blind are here.
Not everyone who appeared on the show found love.
I was in one of the early episodes.
I wasn't looking for love, and I didn't find it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I have fallen in love.
And it's so much more beautiful than just basing somebody
off their looks.
Hello.
Hello?
(SINGING) Is it me you're looking for?
It's a Lionel Richie song.
Anyway.
How you feeling?
Not great.
I spent my entire weekend at Costco
picking up hand sanitizer and water.
I'd love to hear your name again, your full name.
Ellen Milady DeGeneres.
But you can call me Milady for short.
Milady [INAUDIBLE]
What about my belly?
I wanted to give you something that meant something to me.
Did you get the box?
Look, if it's hand sanitizer or water, I have plenty.
Oh, I hope it's a Rolex.
It's not heavy enough, but it--
When you open the box, what do you see?
Nothing.
It's empty.
What the heck, Damien?
Besides my brother and my family--
Ugh, this better be good.
--you have now become the most important thing in my life.
Oh, here we go.
And I cannot put you in that box.
Blah blah blah blah.
Where's my gift?
So I took the bow off the box?
Just tell me what the gift is.
And I put the bow on my right hand, because today,
I don't just give you a piece of me.
I give you all of me.
[MUSIC PLAYING - JOHN LEGEND, "ALL OF ME"]
Aw, this is one of my favorites.
(SINGING) 'Cause all of me loves all of you.
Love your curves and all your edges.
My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine.
Stop.
(SINGING) In the name of love, before you break my heart.
I am your gift.
I get on one knee for the first time in my life.
I'm sorry?
And I ask you, will you marry me?
Oh, no.
No.
There's a mix-up here.
No.
I'm here for a Netflix meeting.
I think I came in the wrong door.
I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you.
Oh.
This took a turn.
I love you.
Oh, OK.
Somebody get me out of this thing.
Oh, straight people.