They have a weird accent
They love wearing too much cologne
And the men are cute. Really!?
Kaftan
Tagine
Couscous.. oh yeah
If you were to ask any other Arabs about our dialect
they would say it's not Arabic, because we mix it so much with French
Morocco - we can't understand what you're saying
Morocco for me is like a sign
When I say I'm from Tunisia they're like - what, where is that?
I'm like - do you know Morocco? It's really next to it
Aren't they sneaking into Spain or something like crazy?
They're very sneaky
Are you sneaking Morocco?
They sneak into France too
Moroccans - they'll get into Europe. You know what I mean.
They'll get in there
Home
Soccer
Super dramatic, hand talk
Yes they're very -- Italians of the arab world
They're very extra
They have the pyramids so they're always talking sh*t
Like it happened 4,000 years ago. Get over it
Come up with something new
We grew up seeing movies, Egyptian movies
Egyptian songs as well
Singers. Oh yeah, a lot of really good singers
that guy has been killing the whole Middle East for decades
and they're just too much. They're everywhere too
It's like - look at us. We're Egyptians
Basically I'm really in love with the country
It's very beautiful, I love the beaches
I love the food, and the men are cute. Really? Algerians too
My beautiful country
Algerians are very loud
they're very loud and they're very, very, very passionate
I think of -- very scary people
They're very scary; a rough bunch
They're like the Compton of North Africa
So every time we meet outside of the country
we always recognize each other and we always
click; our government is quite the opposite
he's like a singer - he's amazing
We are all known for our flag
so we put our flag everywhere
so even in the World Cup Final, where Algeria is not playing
there is the flag there
Tunisia? They have a weird accent
especially when guys talk
they got French Arabic thing going right?
but I think Moroccans it's more hilarious
and Tunisians are kinda like
less French, more Arab; they're very quiet
Just like a mix of Middle Eastern and North African
they're literally in the middle
Very beautiful country, it's on the beach - Mediterranean sea
Amazing food to be honest
Your couscous with fish is so amazing; I miss that
I think of, I think of, I think of...
Oh no. We don't like that guy
I think like Gaddafi
Other than Gaddafi, nobody knows anything about Libyans
He walks into the room, he goes "woo"
He does that a lot; I've seen a lot of comics. Gaddafi is the funniest
By oil
It's such a huge land
This is where you wanna live
but down there it's just desert
It's just nothing but desert for miles and miles
Ok so Sudan gets a rep for being lazy
Lazy people live in Sudan
and that's not true
We're just energy-conscious
Music
Something about Sudanese music sounds so uplifting
It's like they are Arabic, they are Muslims
but they have this mixture with Africans
Unique styles of fashion as well
They love just wearing too much cologne
They just love letting you know they're in the room
It's that haj Muslim one
where it's like you smell it in a Mosque. Exactly
Like the Muslim uncle always has that
It's not us right?
Sudan
Don't forget it, we have the most
more than Egypt? What?
How can you have 200 pyramids and that's not the first thing people know about you?
Cause they're small, they're small
They're small, a couple of them just look like triangle houses
Mint tea?
Is it Morocco?
Morocco
Obviously, come on
Yes
I drank mint tea before coming here
Me too, every single day of the morning is my first thing to do
Libya?
That's just funny
Wanna say Tunisia. Is it Tunisia?
oh shoot
Tunisia
Look at you; come on: we are the first country to have, come on
I'm presenting Tunisian ladies, come on. Of course
Egypt
Can we let her..
She said - who's gonna answer first
Egypt
My belly dance teacher is Egyptian
You belly dance?
Yeah
Can you show us?
No
Do you like the shirt up or no?
It's like this
That's too s*xual
Just kinda like, it's all in the hips
And then you know -- I just disgraced my entire lineage
Oh my god.
Egypt
No Libya. What?
Algeria; before the war in Sudan, Sudan was the biggest country in Africa
Libya
That's cause they were colonized by Italians
Probably were eating all the time
Algeria
I listen to a lot of this style; I love rai music
Algeria (can you sing us some?)
Really?
That must have been some of my favourite countries
I know this one
Morocco; hash please
Just do it as if we didn't know
Egypt
because they have like 90 billion people
that must be Egypt yeah
no, it must be us, just by sheer numbers
It's Egypt, yeah
We had the Facebook revolution son!
After the Algerian of course, Egyptian
Egyptian girls are pretty sexy
Morocco, come on
Yeah - the women, they have this innocent beauty
I'm gonna say Morocco
That's when they have the European thing coming in
they got the mint tea coming in, they got the green eyes
Also we have this diversity in Morocco
In the North you will see different people than in the South and in the middle of the country
like everything is different
For me it's a tie between Morocco and Tunisia
cause Tunisians have very dark features
while I feel like Moroccans have like, usually lighter features
Moroccan women are beautiful
It's a very difficult question; very
Us, without a doubt
If anybody tells you otherwise, I'm coming back to tell them no
Egypt koshari, yeah Egypt definitely Koshari
I'm sure everybody said their own country's food
We have a thousand dishes
so you can't not like something
you're vegetarian, there is something for you;
you like lamb, there is something for you
OK let's put it this way - couscous for ex, every country has their own way of making couscous
I've tried the Moroccan one, I didn't like it, even though I love couscous
so even us in Tunisia, in every city they have their own way of making it
We have pastillas,
we make paellas too
we have rfissa which is like this chicken
I have to give it to Egypt, I hate to do it but
They killed falafel; sorry Libyans - we tried
It was voted the best at some point
We're not gonna argue with that
Sudan
I would say it's between Tunisia and Morocco
I think at the end of the day, we do have everything
if you wanna go to the mountains, if you want the desert
If you want the city vibe
Every country is cool if you are a tourist
So I would choose maybe Egypt
because I've been there and I've lived as a tourist and it was amazing
everybody loved me
Tunisia
I find them pretty cool
They just have this very assertive presence about them
They're just very secure in their identity
and they just kinda know who they are
I think that's what coolness is - just knowing who you are
not needing to prove anything to anyone
and that's what I've seen