- When it's hot and your scrotum just has to endure it.
What type of animal is that?
It definitely looks like a scrotum.
Today we are back at it, breaking down and reacting
to what I am told are medical memes
that only guys will understand.
Hmm, we'll see about that.
Alright, let's dive right in.
You go to feel your testicles, they're not there. (laughing)
I'd be dilated the other direction if I couldn't feel them.
The other component is the pupillary constriction.
Typically we see this in somebody
who is having opiate overdose
versus the opposite, if you are very up and excited,
you'll actually get dilation.
Milk makes your bones stronger.
Eight year old me thinking how my skeleton will look
like if I drank milk. (laughing)
So, this meme is trying to depict that these muscles
are supposedly enlarged bones.
No they're not.
Does milk actually make your bones stronger as we get older.
There's more research out there
that there's some interplay with calcium.
To get those kind of muscles, one, it's partly genetic.
The other is activity, diet, lifestyle,
many different things and it doesn't happen overnight.
You actually have to work for it.
To get those muscles, you have to lift a lot of weights
and then being able to see them,
you have to stay lean and keep your body fat low.
You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this?
You are sitting on what's called your ischial tuberosity.
Yes, if you're sitting on a surface
for a long period of time,
it could be quite discomforting and feel like your bones
are coming outta your body.
The pain you might be feeling
is the maybe beginning of some breakdown of tissue.
So, just adjust and move off of that tissue
to give it a break.
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Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs
or because they love ****?
What kind of meme is that?
This is kind of offensive in the sense of we call 'em a name
because they just reproduce.
No, they're a human being that has the ability
to be able to reproduce.
They don't have to.
Puberty approaches, thymus goodbye.
Your thymus is a gland that sits kind of up here
and it's big when we're young and it gets smaller
and smaller as we age.
It slowly disappears over time and the thymus
is very important in developing our immune system
and white blood cells.
Girls, if boys don't use toilet paper to wipe off their pee,
what do they do?
Boys, it's one of those like timers for keeping time.
I used that when I was playing piano when I was a kid.
There's a old joke if you're shake it more than twice,
you're playing with it kind of thing.
But basically you're trying to shake out the extra pee
that could be at the tip.
But the problem is individuals that have a penis
typically make a little bit more mess.
So just be wary, be aware of that.
Not with that rhythm.
Just live. (laughing)
So it's an EKG strip
and it is quite an abnormal rhythm on there.
I've never seen a tattoo like that
but I've seen people with abnormal rhythms like that.
They typically turn into something disastrous.
This technique has saved us a lot of embarrassment.
Look up the statistics.
An erection happens quite often on a daily basis
and then you start daydreaming,
especially going through puberty, especially sitting
in class all day and then all of a sudden the bell rings
and you gotta get up and you're like uh oh.
So you gotta tuck it.
Is it true most men pee on the doo doo stains in the toilet
to knock them off? (laughing)
Who the F out here telling secrets?
That's funny.
I do it too.
At least you're aiming in the right place.
And why not use your urine to help clean the toilet bowl?
- Friday, you clean the toilet.
- Most of the time guys get blamed anyway
for making it dirty.
When she finally moves her big **** head off your arm.
Oh my god. (laughing)
It doesn't really even have to be that big.
It can just be in a funky position
and cause some decreased blood flow.
You're also irritating the nerve
and you're getting numbness, tingling to that arm.
It falls asleep.
It's painful.
Men, turn 30, their nose hairs coming out.
Vengeance.
I've seen many videos where people are sticking
this weird wax up the nose and in the ears.
I probably wouldn't do that.
Increased risk of infection, pain, bleeding.
The nose hairs have multiple purposes.
Protecting the inside of your nose, even your ear hair.
Also it acts almost like a filtration device.
So, don't go ripping those bad boys out too much.
Maybe trim 'em so they're not unsightly.
Men, 50 and older.
Doctors, (laughing)
Unfortunately it's probably not 50 and older.
It's probably less than that now.
The good old prostate checks.
So you're checking the prostate.
Make sure that it's not any abnormal lumps in there.
Making sure it's not enlarged and then if it is,
it needs to be monitored and followed,
checking for prostate cancer.
In the morning, whole day.
I'm assuming we're talking about the morning wood
or the male erection in the morning.
Morning erections are quite normal.
Even an nocturnal overnight erections are quite normal.
You probably still get erections during the day.
It just has to do with your focus
and what's going on during the day.
My heart.
Writing a cold email, hitting send, see a response
in your inbox.
It's actually a funny depiction of someone's anxiety
and nervousness, AKA palpitations
that potentially could occur.
People come to the emergency department all the time
for rapid heartbeats, palpitations, weird arrhythmias
and it can be caused by many different things.
And you'll get a full workout relating to your heart
that we can do in the emergency department.
That does need to be followed up by a cardiologist
'cause some of the exams we cannot get done
in the emergency department in that moment.
It doesn't just happen to boys, that happens to everybody.
Hand sanitizer.
One drop kills at 99.9% of germs.
Me puts two drops.
Germs is the kid.
I don't fully understand this one.
Maybe you can help me out in the comments
but I can tell you that kids are very germy
in the sense of they just harbor lots of infections,
viruses, and they're not clean and they snot everywhere.
It is a normal part of life.
It's how we protect our bodies by seeing the germs
and having a defense against it.
When it's hot and your scrotum just has to endure it.
What type of animal is that?
It definitely looks like a scrotum. (laughing)
When it's hot outside, the testicles wanna be away
from your body 'cause it's trying to cool itself.
So the scrotum thins out and elongates
and this kind of looks like that.
People get sweaty down there,
sweaty groins, sweaty scrotums.
And there're different techniques to try to keep it dry.
Baby powder, being one.
Using the appropriate type of cloth and clothing down there.
I did a whole video on this.
Me when the doctor gives me some pills for my depression.
Are you sure this will work?
Ha ha, I have no idea.
There's a ton of different medications out there
and some work for some people, some don't
and they say just try this or try that.
And it's probably related to your own chemistry in your body
and how it reacts.
Okay, memes, memes, memes for days I get.
I understand some of 'em.
Some go way over my head and I have no idea.
I definitely need your help, but they're always fun
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