♪♪
Man 1:
Collin:
I'm 11.
I wrote an advice column for my school,
and it must have been good, because now I have a podcast,
and the rest is history, as they say and such.
You're watching "Callin' Collin."
Callin' "Callin' Collin!"
You called Collin.
Who dis?
Woman 1:
It's Vanessa.
I'm a friend of your big brother's.
[coughs]
Vanessa Edwards?
Like, from the dance team?
Vanessa:
Holy--
[sprays]
Ah!
Vanessa, hey, uh...
Uh, you caught me in the middle of--
at the workout gym.
I was just--
[ringtone]
Shut up!
Shut up.
Um, I was just, uh, thigh lifting a cool 50.
Vanessa:
Good for you, Collin.
Yeah.
Um, what're-- What are y--
[stuttering]
[stuttering continues]
Why're you calling?
You have hair of gold.
[groans]
Vanessa:
and ask you a question.
You're always so cute.
[squeaks]
[incoherent noises]
Vanessa:
what summer job do you think I should get this year?
Should I work at Jamba Juice
or be a lifeguard at the water park?
Jamba.
Vanessa:
I like Jamba Juice too.
Yeah, we...
We have a lot in common.
[whispers] I love you.
Vanessa:
Nothing.
I...
love you.
Vanessa:
Goodbye!
[hangs up]
Oh-hoh!
Are we together now?
Do I have a girlfriend?
No?
That's not...
Still.
I'm in the game.
Okay, it's sponsor time.
Sparkly Vanilla Lip Smackers.
♪ It doesn't taste as good as it smells. ♪
♪ I put some on. ♪♪
All right.
Callin' "Callin' Collin!"
You called Collin.
Who dis?
Woman 2:
It's your friend Craig's mom.
[slams headphones]
Be cool.
Be cool, guys.
She's-- She's even hotter.
She's even hotter!
[laughs]
[clears throat]
Craig's mom, uh, why are you calling at such an hour?
You caught me face shaving and wearing ka-lag-ne.
Craig's mom:
you think the theme should be for Craig's birthday
this month.
I was thinking maybe Lego Batman?
Ooh, uh...
Lego Batman is cool, but it's kind of kid stuff.
Um, and Craig and I are men now.
My dad had me mow one quarter of the lawn last week.
Just-- not to brag.
Craig's mom:
Uh, yeah.
Maybe something manly, like a...
hair gel theme or a business documents theme.
Craig's mom:
Craig doesn't seem into those things.
[scoffs]
Well, Craig is into some less mature stuff than me.
Uh, I kind of think of him more like...
a son.
Craig's mom (hesitatingly):
So I'll rethink the theme then.
Thank you.
Uh-huh.
Maybe, uh, the theme could be you being open
to dating a much younger man theme.
[silence]
Craig's mom:
No, no!
Lego Batman is cool!
It's--
[sighs]
Felt pretty good about that.
Ah!
Callin' "Callin' Collin!"
You called Collin.
Who dis?
Old Woman 1:
Hello, this is Mrs. Crawford from school.
Mrs. Crawford, the 80-year-old PE teacher?
Mrs. Crawford:
This day just keeps getting better!
Dang!
Uh, uh!
Huh!
So many ladies, so many women!
[theme music]
Hey, friends.
Thanks so much for watching that sketch.
Make sure to like the sketch and to subscribe to our channel.
And, uh, comment below
about a time when you got some bad advice.
Like one time,
someone told me that it was normal
to eat salad with your hands on a bus.
It's not.
Yeah, but I did it.